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  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425
    #16
    Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

    Originally posted by ChrisCake View Post
    Being a Homosexual and a vegetarian, I now realize that I am heading straight to hell to burn in the eternal fire. On top of that - I'm danish.

    How the hell do i get out?
    I thought being a homosexual was the same as being a vegetarian and visa versa.

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      • Justin Z
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        • Jun 2010
        • 130
        #17
        Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

        It is true. Satanists are vegetarians. You never seen in the bible of someone slaughtering a young lamb for celebration then a heaven bound person saying "No thanks! I am a vegetarian!"

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          • ChrisCake
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            • Jun 2010
            • 20
            #18
            Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'm not shocked or surprised to hear that you admit to these two sins, because they in fact often are committed in tandem, and Jesus is deeply offended by them. I'll bet you enjoy committing bestiality and spitting on the American flag as well.

            Please read THIS and then repent of your depraved lifestyle.
            The first step of everything is admitting your sins, dear Pastor.
            But there is something I do not understand. If I am to follow the bible, how can I do so by eating meat, when it clearly says in Romans 14:21 "it is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth".
            I am aware that 14:20 states "For meat destroy not the word of God", but the greek word (broma) in 14:20 i a general word for food (not meat), whereas the word for flesh in greek is Kreas and is the one used in 14:21.

            I do not consider myself an enjoyer of spitting on the american flag, thank you very much. I love america. I have family there.
            "To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
            But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8

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              • ChrisCake
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                • Jun 2010
                • 20
                #19
                Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                I thought being a homosexual was the same as being a vegetarian and visa versa.
                Jesus was a vegetarian - or at least meant to be one. He was to be nourished by honey and butter, to know the difference between right and wrong, according to Isaiah (7:14-15).

                Jesus was also a jew. And many jews were vegetarians at that time.

                ... do you really think Jesus was a homo?
                "To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
                But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #20
                    Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                    Originally posted by ChrisCake View Post
                    Jesus was a vegetarian - or at least meant to be one. He was to be nourished by honey and butter, to know the difference between right and wrong, according to Isaiah (7:14-15).

                    Jesus was also a jew. And many jews were vegetarians at that time.

                    ... do you really think Jesus was a homo?
                    LIAR!! You take that back!!

                    Jesus is not a damned joo!

                    Vegetaranism is no different than bestiality and communism!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • ChrisCake
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                        • Jun 2010
                        • 20
                        #21
                        Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        LIAR!! You take that back!!

                        Jesus is not a damned joo!

                        Vegetaranism is no different than bestiality and communism!
                        Okay. I take it back. Jesus was not born a jew. He was probably raised as one though, since there were no christians at the time of his birth and childhood.
                        So if Jesus was not a jew - he was what then? A heathen? A pegan? Is that what you're saying?

                        And remember also that God looks upon the person before the deed. As in the story of Cain and Abel. God saw first that Abel was a good man and therefore accepted his offering. Next he saw that Cain was not and therefore did not accept his offering.
                        "To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
                        But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22355
                            #22
                            Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                            Originally posted by ChrisCake View Post
                            So if Jesus was not a jew - he was what then? A heathen? A pegan? Is that what you're saying?
                            An American of course. Jesus is a winner!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • ChrisCake
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                                • Jun 2010
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                                #23
                                Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                An American of course. Jesus is a winner!
                                Oh.. okay. I see. That makes sense.
                                "To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
                                But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #24
                                    Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                                    Originally posted by ChrisCake View Post
                                    Okay. I take it back. Jesus was not born a jew. He was probably raised as one though, since there were no christians at the time of his birth and childhood.
                                    So if Jesus was not a jew - he was what then?
                                    You didn't bother reading the sermon I linked to, did you Mr. Godmocker.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • ChrisCake
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                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 20
                                        #25
                                        Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        You didn't bother reading the sermon I linked to, did you Mr. Godmocker.
                                        I did read the sermon. It clearly states Jesus was a jew. Or maybe you posted the wrong link?
                                        "To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
                                        But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #26
                                            Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                                            Originally posted by ChrisCake View Post
                                            I did read the sermon. It clearly states Jesus was a jew. Or maybe you posted the wrong link?
                                            Listen punk; You are about one smart-alecky post away from being tossed out of here.

                                            The link is HERE, and it CLEARY PROVES that Jesus is NOT a joo!
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • ChrisCake
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                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 20
                                                #27
                                                Re: Jesus has led me to heterosexuality! Praise!

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Listen punk; You are about one smart-alecky post away from being tossed out of here.

                                                The link is HERE, and it CLEARY PROVES that Jesus is NOT a joo!
                                                I am so sorry. i just talked to Jesus and he told me that he is no jew!! Nor is he a vegetarian!

                                                I repend. I truly do.

                                                I'll go make myself a big red steak right now.
                                                "To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
                                                But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath" Rom 2:7-8

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