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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #1

    Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

    It just occurred to me while doing a prayer vigil at Carharts Bellevue Nebraska abortion clinic that there is a new creeping homosexual menace. There was an obese woman trying to get into the clinic (I tripped her and witnessed to her with my dead baby placard) and I noticed she was wearing a muumuu. I then realized there was probably a muumuu wearing man some where that is the father of her sacred infant that she was trying to murder.

    Well, just the thought of a man wearing a muumuu immediately put me on alert that this would be another marker for homosexuality. And then when I got home to see if I made it onto the local news for trying to save an innocent baby, there was a 'Snuggie' commercial.

    Well, a Snuggie is just a muumuu, and homo perverted men are wearing them at home right now!!


    This is very alarming, these clothing articles from Satan are marketed freely on the public airwaves, and men with homo tendencies will be tempted into buying them and wearing them. It is another subtle subversive trick to lure men slowly into the devil's shadowy world of homosexual degradation.

    I don't have any Snuggies in my home, and you shouldn't either. I think at the next Landover Book Burning, we need a separate fire for Snuggies (and muumuus) to start rolling back this latest assault on traditional family values from the cultural rot endorsing gay lobby.
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  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

    He looks like a cult leader.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

      I think there is a strong connection between homo hippies, homo cults, and these Snuggies and muumuus.

      I also note there are now homo Snuggies for pets! Would a normal god fearing man have a dog like this in a Snuggie? No way!

      This Snuggie thing is very subversive.
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      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #4
        Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
        I think there is a strong connection between homo hippies, homo cults, and these Snuggies and muumuus.
        I thought they were all the same....

        I also note there are now homo Snuggies for pets! Would a normal god fearing man have a dog like this in a Snuggie? No way!
        Homers

        This Snuggie thing is very subversive.
        I think snuggie is a gateway to wicca since it only talks about homosexuality.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

          It's possible that beastophiliac men are putting snuggies on their dogs to train them to have sex with men. After all, you can tell just by looking at that dog in that snuggie that he is sexually perverse. The snuggies probably contribute to sexual deviancy, and make the dogs want to have sex with people.
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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #6
            Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            It's possible that beastophiliac men are putting snuggies on their dogs to train them to have sex with men. After all, you can tell just by looking at that dog in that snuggie that he is sexually perverse. The snuggies probably contribute to sexual deviancy, and make the dogs want to have sex with people.
            Well spotted Brother Bob!

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            • Phebe Carlyle
              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #7
              Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!




              It looks like they are training this infant into being a Homer early, or is it an alien child!

              AND WORSE!! This is proof that the snuggie is the work of SATAN!



              YIC,

              Mrs.P.Wintersnow




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

                Well, let it be known that wearing a Snuggie is a sin! Not just because it makes you look absolutely ridiculous of course. But, because it's no different than being a papist priest who wears a dress. A man should wear a suit, tie, and some nice slacks....not a blanket-dress.

                Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

                Zeph. 1:8
                And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

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                • Rebuko the Clown
                  The Friendliest Clown in Town™
                  Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 197

                  #9
                  Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!





                  Doesn't surprise me that they would take inspiration from a violent, bizarre, sex-fueled romp like Total Recall.


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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

                    This MUST BE STOPPED! They now even have Chuck Norris "fisting"





                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Snuggies and Muumuus: new homo peril !!!

                      Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                      I think there is a strong connection between homo hippies, homo cults, and these Snuggies and muumuus.

                      I also note there are now homo Snuggies for pets! Would a normal god fearing man have a dog like this in a Snuggie? No way!

                      This Snuggie thing is very subversive.
                      I've seen these pet snuggies at the store, I noticed they only come in sissy dog size. Wonder why they don't make them for large dogs? Oh right, because homers don't own them.
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