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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

    How sad to go 64 years together, *thinking* they were happy -- without finding out if they really were happy by seeking the approval of True Christian(tm) Republican strangers! Had these deluded queers bothered to ask me, I would have gleefully informed them, in spite of 64 blissful years together, that in my True Christian(tm) opinion they were actually extremely unhappy. I would have then tirelessly attempted to make them feel bad about themselves, their relationship and, indeed, their entire lives, as the Lord Jesus commands. Unfortunately they didn't seem to care about my True Christian(tm) opinion (God's Will). These two fruits will go to their graves thinking their lives have been spent wonderfully, happily together in love. Truly, if I weren't so preoccupied judging them as God commands, I might even shed a tear of joy at such a milestone...


    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Benedict A. Davis
    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 3900

    #2
    Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

    Pastor, your warmth, caring and compassion are amazing things to see. I wish you could share your feelings with these 2 confused men. I only wonder what might happen if one of the two suddenly developed Alzheimer's disease and then where would they be? Alone with a stranger and not knowing God's love.
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

      What's that? They spent 64 years mocking God and tearing down decent heterosexual marriages by living "happily" together? That is beyond disgusting.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #4
        Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

        Simply disgusting! If GODly George Bush was still President, He would've ordered a flight of bombers in to nuke that ceremony before it had a chance to destroy the thousands of heterosexual marriages it already has.
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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692

          #5
          Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          What's that? They spent 64 years mocking God and tearing down decent heterosexual marriages by living "happily" together? That is beyond disgusting.
          As depraved as this "marriage" is, I am not that upset about it, truth be told. Being homosexuals, the marriage won't last: they'll be divorced and trawling the gay bars within the week.
          True Christians are Perfect!

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

            Are we sure these men wanted to get married? How do we know that they're not two Alzheimer patients that the homers are using just to further their objectives? Poor old guys were probably pulled out of some low end home and told that if they didn't say they loved each other they'd be sent to an even worse home.

            It's sad how the homers will abuse others to further their agenda.
            Drama queen

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #7
              Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

              It isn't really a "marriage" tho.

              There was no wife. Who will submit to who?

              Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version)
              22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
              23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
              24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

              I think it was just an excuse to have champagne and cake.

              It is no more valid in the eyes of God than this one.

              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • Dirk
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1425

                #8
                Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

                Notice the area they live in, it's clearly a liberal hippie city. How else could you not notice 2 men living together that are just "friends" for years?

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #9
                  Re: Old Perverts Marry Each Other, Mock God

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Are we sure these men wanted to get married? How do we know that they're not two Alzheimer patients that the homers are using just to further their objectives? Poor old guys were probably pulled out of some low end home and told that if they didn't say they loved each other they'd be sent to an even worse home.

                  It's sad how the homers will abuse others to further their agenda.
                  I really think you are on to something here. Never, ever underestimate on how low the Homosexual Agenda will stoop to further their unholy aims. I can tell you 5 things that I noticed weren't right in the video.

                  1. The video is from a known gay propaganda site, not an independent news service.
                  2. The two men did not seem gay. Neither of them talked like gays do with a lisp.
                  3. They said they never went to a gay bar. We know all homosexuals are promiscuous so either they are lying, or something is fishy about this video.
                  4. They were together 64 years, but like I said about homosexuals, they sleep around and are non-committed.
                  5. Notice how far apart they sat from each other? If they were in love they'd be next to one another. Also, notice the kiss at their wedding ceremony. It is very short, awkward, and both look uncomfortable.


                  I believe 100% that this video is a fraud. These two men are, like BelieverinGod said, two lonely souls being exploited by the Gay Agenda. I absolutely refuse to believe this video could be telling a true story. It's simply impossible!

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