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  • When Gays Attack

    Here is a the latest occurrence of a gay attacking humans. A homosexual, JetBlue Flight Attendant, went completely berserk during a flight and finally attempted to escape the plane by releasing the emergency slide. He was arrested and currently faces a long prison sentence.

    Thank God the plane was not in flight or we could be talking about this homer causing the plane to crash, killing everyone on board.



    Clearly, this particular gay, finally reached a stage of homosexuality that cause him to turn against humans. Thank the Lord for our Godly members at Landover Baptist who risk their lives on a day to day basis ministering to these dangerous homers.

    Where will the next attack occur?

    Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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    Re: When Gays Attack

    Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
    Here is a the latest occurrence of a gay attacking humans. A homosexual, JetBlue Flight Attendant, went completely berserk during a flight and finally attempted to escape the plane by releasing the emergency slide. He was arrested and currently faces a long prison sentence.

    Thank God the plane was not in flight or we could be talking about this homer causing the plane to crash, killing everyone on board.



    Clearly, this particular gay, finally reached a stage of homosexuality that cause him to turn against humans. Thank the Lord for our Godly members at Landover Baptist who risk their lives on a day to day basis ministering to these dangerous homers.

    Where will the next attack occur?

    Hey the one on the right looks like pasta boy Jo- Freddie, I had a felling that he was a bit queer!

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    • #3
      Re: When Gays Attack

      Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
      Clearly, this particular gay, finally reached a stage of homosexuality that cause him to turn against humans. Thank the Lord for our Godly members at Landover Baptist who risk their lives on a day to day basis ministering to these dangerous homers.

      Where will the next attack occur?
      I wonder if the AIDS virus has caused brain lesions?

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      • #4
        Re: When Gays Attack

        Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post


        I am always suspicious of men who have their hands in their pockets and smiling
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          Re: When Gays Attack

          Ha, in the picture to the right he is clearly showing he is an ass pirate. I suppose Jo Freddie would be proud of him.

          The only question is why wasn't this savage gay-lord arrested before he attacked? Oh, Obama re-wrote the Constitution to protect the terrorists. My woops.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Re: When Gays Attack

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            The only question is why wasn't this savage gay-lord arrested before he attacked? Oh, Obama re-wrote the Constitution to protect the terrorists. My woops.
            We can thank unelected liberal activist judges who put the so-called "rights" of criminals ahead of public safety, thereby allowing rabid homosexuals like this to attack.
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              Re: When Gays Attack

              After this attack I'm starting to get nervous about going out in public. With the laws of this country so relaxed towards homosexual perverts who's to say where the next rabid gay is lurking. I've stopped doing my daily swim in the mornings for fear of being attacked by a rabid nude gay in the showers. My sphinkter is part of my body and so it's a temple and I don't want any gays near it.

              Late last night, I was at the grocery store and I kept feeling like someone was staring at my glorious, True Christian(tm) temple. I turned around and spotted a man just gazing down the isle at me. He was wearing those tight, form fitting jeans that no heterosexual male would think of going near, and a pink tee-shirt. I instantly thought about the revolver I keep in my pickup wishing that I had thought to bring it into the store with me. No where seems safe. Luckily I caught this pervert looking and me and he disappeared into the organic food isle. But I could feel the lust the pouring out from him. God was certainly watching out for me and my precious sphinkter yesterday. Things could have turned very bad if he had come up from behind me in the parking lot and violated me with his tallywacker.
              Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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