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Like the other Godly people on this forum, I call a spade a spade. Now this morning the Holy Spirit led me to go street preaching, and I did preach about the most wicked of all sexual sins: the homosexuality. When I was preaching the Word, a sodomite did approach me, and started telling me all this liberal catholic-inspired nonsense, that "gay is ok" and it was offensive and anti-Christian to call a homosexual a "batty boy". He said Jesus would never have used such derogatory terms, and that he was always loving and caring and was even maybe gay HIMSELF!!!!
I then rebuked the sodomite and told him he was possessed by a demon, and shooed him on his way. BUT this set me thinking, how I had to start preaching a bit more about who Jesus was, to correct this demonic misconception that he was some kind of homosexual fluffy bunny.
So the Holy Spirit came upon me, and I preached: WHAT WOULD JESUS BE LIKE IF HE WERE LIVING HERE TODAY? He would be a tough no-nonsense kid at school, he would not take lip from no one, and would pull out his whip if the anyone dared call him a sodomite. He would be into manly things from his early teenage years, like sports and hunting and fixing up old cars. He was a carpenter in his day, which is a pretty hardy profession. He would spend his time sawing and planing, maybe helping old ladies by constructing them a new porch, or maybe a nice summerhouse.
Of course, they'd probably send him to prison nowadays instead of crucifying him. In the prison, no one would mess with him
. He would be top dog and would sort out the demon-loving chaff from the Jesus-loving wheat.
THIS is the Jesus of the Bible, and it's the Jesus that the liberals and sodomites don't want anyone to know about. BUT IT IS THE TRUTH. PRAISE JESUS.
I then rebuked the sodomite and told him he was possessed by a demon, and shooed him on his way. BUT this set me thinking, how I had to start preaching a bit more about who Jesus was, to correct this demonic misconception that he was some kind of homosexual fluffy bunny.
So the Holy Spirit came upon me, and I preached: WHAT WOULD JESUS BE LIKE IF HE WERE LIVING HERE TODAY? He would be a tough no-nonsense kid at school, he would not take lip from no one, and would pull out his whip if the anyone dared call him a sodomite. He would be into manly things from his early teenage years, like sports and hunting and fixing up old cars. He was a carpenter in his day, which is a pretty hardy profession. He would spend his time sawing and planing, maybe helping old ladies by constructing them a new porch, or maybe a nice summerhouse.
Of course, they'd probably send him to prison nowadays instead of crucifying him. In the prison, no one would mess with him
. He would be top dog and would sort out the demon-loving chaff from the Jesus-loving wheat.THIS is the Jesus of the Bible, and it's the Jesus that the liberals and sodomites don't want anyone to know about. BUT IT IS THE TRUTH. PRAISE JESUS.
PRAISE JESUS! 
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