[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

we have video evidence now (SEE above; that Dolly Parton exists and is real person No such video evidence is out there that the Gods exist. So I would take word of real person can be traced. That is what the courts would do

Oh, so now we're supposed to trust unelected liberal activist judges over Almighty God, too? You're digging yourself in deeper, Nan.

[bush2012]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

you christians are so weak: this man has CONFESSED a gay marriage, which means no further proof is necessary in front of a court of law, and yet i fail to see his adress published online, as god would have wanted you to...

100 years of jewish musicals and buddhist cuisine have softened the hearts of american christians. this is how we shall overcome...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

you christians are so weak: this man has CONFESSED a gay marriage, which means no further proof is necessary in front of a court of law, and yet i fail to see his adress published online, as god would have wanted you to...

100 years of jewish musicals and buddhist cuisine have softened the hearts of american christians. this is how we shall overcome...

This coming from a moon-worshiper who's best strategy for spreading it's cult is to blow himself up.

[FallenAngel15]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Well, gosh darn, isn't that the sweetest post ever. Maybe you can car-pool with them to hell.

Good idea! I can't believe I didn't think to ask!
Thanks soo much!


PRIDE!

[Jarpen]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman. A union between faggots is called sodomy. What you are doing is unnatural. Nothing in nature commits sodomy. Only faggots.

Actually, many species of animals are known to show homosexual behavior.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Actually, many species of animals are known to show homosexual behavior.

Exactly. Queers are nothing more than filthy rutting animals. Is that something you want to emulate? And were you aware that God has promised to send those who defend queers to hell right along with them? Is that your goal?

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[JennaFutbol]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

After many months of coming to terms with my sexuality, I am gay. I tried praying and reading the bible for guidance but nothing has helped. I have accepted the fact that I love my man and he loves me. God created me so he made me gay for a reason. I am getting married and noone can stop us beause love is blind and God is love.

Wow... umm... I was expecting this to be by a girl, and for it to be something worth congratulating. It does say in the Bible that being Gay is wrong. I Believe that if you feel you are gay, it is a test of God. If you can pass through it and refrain from homosexuality you are a better person and closer to God. Have you seen/heard of the book of Mormon? It is a very funny yet disturbing show. Funny because it takes the beliefs of Mormons and displays them for everyone, showing the absurdity of many of them. Disturbing, because it takes place in Africa where everyone has aids. You need to look at the song [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWA_jr-AwyA]Turn It Off[url] from the show. The guy was gay, but he fought through it and managed to refrain from it.

I truly hope that you find a good, Christian woman to settle down with.

-Jenna

[BaronVonHymenstiffer]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Being gay, God will punish you with A I D S! ( Analy Inflicted Death Sentence)

[Brother Lee Lover]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Am I the only God fearing Christian that finds the surreptitious theft of the word "Gay" by the pro-faggotry brigade obscene?

I've been heartened by the clarity of mind and purpose that Brother Billy Bob Jenkins brings to this foul corruption of God's love between men. Let us not forget the reception that God's holy angels received from the faggots of Sodom when they descended to see the depravity for themselves: Genesis 19:4-7 "Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, 'Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have (butt) sex with them.'” (Clarification added).

Even when Lot offered his two virgin daughters the "Gay" mob continued to butt rape the angels like institutionalized hard-timers might do to an innocent 18 year old doing his first stretch in lock-up for a DUI. Raping angels - how "Gay" was that? But that is what faggotry does to men.

Well the Lord took action against Sodom on account of the state the angel's must have returned in, just as it passes to us today to stand firm against all homers. I think we need to start by calling things by their true Biblical name.

Because what we're talking about here is correctly known as an "Abomination" as in Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination". Gay is something like a pretty dress or a happy child with a bunch of flowers for Grandma, not having butt sex with a faggot.

I shall pray for further guidance as to whether it's better to avoid faggots entirely or attempt to beat it out of them. I'm currently finding strength in Exodus 4:20 "And Moses took his wife and his sons, and set them upon an ass, and he returned to the land of Egypt: and Moses took the rod of God in his hand".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

I've been heartened by the clarity of mind and purpose that Brother Billy Bob Jenkins brings to this foul corruption of God's love between men.

I am just a simple Christian lumberjack, but I know a phallic symbol when I see one, and I know when a woman is out of line, and I sure as Hell know when someone has been stirring up a rectum in the room I am standing in. A distinctive odor lingers in the air, not the nidor of clean beasts, pleasing to His nostrils, but the stink of friction activated tail pipe!

This is precisely the experience I had the other day when I was airborne on my way back from a relaxing vacation forcing Christianity on starving children in Africa as they take their dying breaths, on money collected by the church under the auspices of "charity".

A man entered the bathroom with what appeared to be a firm, Bacchanalian altar dildo lodged inside his form fitting, homosexually styled blue jeans. A considerable rocking of the jet ensued. As he exited the bathroom ten minutes later (long enough to engage in auto-rectal stimulation of the prostate) I could smell feces in the air, evidence that something had been going into or out of this man's anus. So there was a fifty percent chance that he had been worshiping Bacchus in that bathroom! When lives hang in the balance, a fifty percent chance is all I need.

I called upon my Army training: "Terrorist!" I yelled, "Terrorist!" I tried to wrestle the unnaturally exaggerated false phallus from his front pocket while the passengers hid their sorry heads between their knees and kissed their forbidden asses goodbye. A great cacophony of screaming ensued.

They grounded the jetliner when we reached the Godly USA, where I was forced into a small room and questioned for hours.

They told me that I could be a danger to myself and put me in this liberal detention camp. They have put me in sort of a paper nancy skirt and I fear that they may intend to rape me. They say they will release me in 72 hours, once I have been "evaluated". All the same, my faith in Jesus is as strong as ever, and my rectum is firm and unyielding.

Pray for me. I may have lost this battle, and the fags may be winning the war in THIS world, but at least I will be going to Heaven.

[Brother Lee Lover]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Fight the good fight Brother Billy Bob, I'm praying you keep strong and that you stand firm against rectal intrusions.

Without wishing to appear forward or pushy, how might I be inducted into your A.S.S.?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

Fight the good fight Brother Billy Bob, I'm praying you keep strong and that you stand firm against rectal intrusions.

Without wishing to appear forward or pushy, how might I be inducted into your A.S.S.?

Thank you for the prayers, friend. I know that Jesus is watching over me and my inviolable vents.

I'm sure you can figure out for yourself how to get into A.S.S., if you really belong there. It is all instinct, really. I have been spearheading A.S.S. for a minute now, but you should be able to just force your way in without my consent.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

I Believe that if you feel you are gay, it is a test of God. If you can pass through it and refrain from homosexuality you are a better person and closer to God.

You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.

[Georgina]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.

homosexualaity enforced by scripture? I doubt it because Jesus is loving and accepting so there is no way he would approve of someone doing that stuff do himself.

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: I'm getting married to my man

I am just a simple Christian lumberjack, but I know a phallic symbol when I see one, and I know when a woman is out of line, and I sure as Hell know when someone has been stirring up a rectum in the room I am standing in. A distinctive odor lingers in the air, not the nidor of clean beasts, pleasing to His nostrils, but the stink of friction activated tail pipe!

This is precisely the experience I had the other day when I was airborne on my way back from a relaxing vacation forcing Christianity on starving children in Africa as they take their dying breaths, on money collected by the church under the auspices of "charity".

A man entered the bathroom with what appeared to be a firm, Bacchanalian altar dildo lodged inside his form fitting, homosexually styled blue jeans. A considerable rocking of the jet ensued. As he exited the bathroom ten minutes later (long enough to engage in auto-rectal stimulation of the prostate) I could smell feces in the air, evidence that something had been going into or out of this man's anus. So there was a fifty percent chance that he had been worshiping Bacchus in that bathroom! When lives hang in the balance, a fifty percent chance is all I need.

I called upon my Army training: "Terrorist!" I yelled, "Terrorist!" I tried to wrestle the unnaturally exaggerated false phallus from his front pocket while the passengers hid their sorry heads between their knees and kissed their forbidden asses goodbye. A great cacophony of screaming ensued.

They grounded the jetliner when we reached the Godly USA, where I was forced into a small room and questioned for hours.

They told me that I could be a danger to myself and put me in this liberal detention camp. They have put me in sort of a paper nancy skirt and I fear that they may intend to rape me. They say they will release me in 72 hours, once I have been "evaluated". All the same, my faith in Jesus is as strong as ever, and my rectum is firm and unyielding.

Pray for me. I may have lost this battle, and the fags may be winning the war in THIS world, but at least I will be going to Heaven.

I pray for you brother. I was forced into one of these places for driving nails into all the cucumbers at piggly wiggly to punish all the self sodomizing negroids that work there.