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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #16
    Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

    Maybe gays should have a secret knock or hand gesture that alerts normal men there is a gay in the stall next to them.
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    • WWJDnow
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      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6314

      #17
      Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Maybe gays should have a secret knock or hand gesture that alerts normal men there is a gay in the stall next to them.
      I thought you could identify them by the way they walk. But I don't really know, I don't know a single gay person, so I don't have any gaydar.
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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #18
        Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        ..... so I don't have any gaydar.
        Here, Brother, I have an extra one of these I can loan you.




        Wait, what? The meter's needle is pegged out! Shhhh.....there must be one on the loose in here.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #19
          Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

          I must walk around with my head in the clouds sometimes, because I have yet to see a homer in Freehold. That said, the bible-harness I wear at near all times when in public tends to obscure my view of any disturbing secular influences.

          As Brother WWJDNow stated, I thought you could tell by the way they walk and none of the gents I have seen have been mincing nor prancing.

          YIC

          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




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          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
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          • Old Man Hatchet
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            Beloved Church Elder
            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2084

            #20
            Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
            I thought you could tell by the way they walk
            There are other signs. My very own father, for instance, was a filthy sodomite and is rotting in hell as I type this. Instead of spanking me when I misbehaved, he wanted me to spank him. That's a pretty big red flag.

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #21
              Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
              I thought you could identify them by the way they walk.
              Daddy used to tell me to always be wary of any bloke who walked as tho he had a carrot jammed up an orifice not intended for two way traffic. I am not really sure what he meant by that.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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