Gay Toilets in Freehold?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I'm not happy, and I'll tell you for why.
On the whole Freehold is a nice, secluded, private place where I usually feel safe going about my normal day distributing church leaflets, preaching, and travelling to various church volunteering events (G.A.P.E, etc).

However, Don. Richards can't always be around to stop the nigras, homers, muslims, joos and other species from making the town look dirty and committing crimes. Some would say the most dangerous threat to us are the nigras, because of their almost uncontrollable jungle temper. Recently though I have become worried about one group more than the nigras - the gays.

I'm sure many of you are aware of the Freehold Public Toilet opposite the Town Hall at Ephesians Square? Anyway, I was in there yesterday and I was doing my business at a urinal when a scantly dressed twenty something in a tight t-shirt showing his toned upper body wondered in and started peeing basically next to me. There were many stalls available and he decided to stand only 3 urinals away, no doubt undressing me with his eyes as I finished off. Obviously I immediately suspected he was a homer and left without washing my hands - you may think that's disgusting but I didn't know what I might catch from him had I stayed in his vicinity for much longer.

I was really annoyed, why are there no regulations to stop this? The police can control the streets but nobody is protecting the toilets. To avoid this kind of sexual pestering happening to anyone else, and to stop the spread of AIDS in Freehold I propose we make a third toilet:



With this system only True Christians™ are allowed to use the male/female toilets and this could work on an electronical card system like they have in the bank machines. This way none of the men need worry about having a homer looking at them or raping them when they are at their most vulnerable. Also the women will be protected from the feminazis and the lesbeans.

Obviously the gay toilet will be "no frills" as there isn't any point wasting valuable money on them that can be used to finance better things - so I'm thinking just a hole in the floor with a log to sit on? The other toilets will remain as luxurious as ever.
What do you think?
Christopher

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

Obviously the gay toilet will be "no frills" as there isn't any point wasting valuable money on them that can be used to finance better things - so I'm thinking just a hole in the floor with a log to sit on? The other toilets will remain as luxurious as ever.
What do you think?
Christopher

May I propose Tila Tequila as the ideal solution for your low-budget toilet for homers?

[Lisa H]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

Perhaps a warning sign should be placed in toilets also.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

Some of the Australian licensed premises have segregated toilets for poofters.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

What about if we also put some pictures of Jesus on the walls over the urinals so that you blokes could look at them rather than at each other?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

It's about time someone demanded this!

I have a suggestion, though. Instead of providing actual bathroom facilities for the gays, why don't we build them like roach motels--gays check in, but they don't check out.

BTW, I think that negro homos are the worst, because, if it's dark, you can't see them coming.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

I really like this idea, and I'll tell you why:

It would make crime fighting in Freehold a lot easier. Having official bathrooms for gays to use versus bathrooms for normal people would immediately allow the FPD to identify homo-threats in our city.

Since no right-thinking normal person would ever set FOOT in a gay bathroom, this proposal would help us cull out the queers in our town within a few short weeks!

We could build a secret room off to the side of the bathroom where a trained member of the FPD monitors security cameras in the stalls. After the queers finish their dirty business, they are arrested and the footage used as evidence!

When elected Sheriff, my number one priority for Freehold will be the establishment of official gay-only bathrooms, as well as other forms of Godly segregation, to keep these animals away from ourselves and our children!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

Perhaps a warning sign should be placed in toilets also.

I think you're right, no matter how hard we try to stop it from happening a gay could theoretically "slip through the net" when a kind Christian holds the door open unaware of the danger he has put himself in.

These signs will make everyone that little bit extra cautious, and if Don Richards agrees, then these signs should be put on every cubicle, inside and out, NO MATTER the cost. You can't put a price on preventing homo rape.

Also what about installing "Panic alarms"? Like, you press a button (installed in every cubicle and on the walls of the toilets entire perimeter) when you see someone dilly dallying around the sinks, waiting for their next victim and the Officers can come in and start beating the person with batons/ kick them out of Freehold?

What about if we also put some pictures of Jesus on the walls over the urinals so that you blokes could look at them rather than at each other?

The problem with this idea, Sister, is that Christians like myself are already thinking of Jesus when we pee. The fags are the ones who hate Jesus, choose the wrong path, and will likely ignore any pictures we put up of him on the walls, no matter how heroic and manly. We must remember who we're dealing with here ; they don't attend church and they basically hate Christians because we have "outed" them as being mentally deranged/wrong in the head.

It's about time someone demanded this!

I have a suggestion, though. Instead of providing actual bathroom facilities for the gays, why don't we build them like roach motels--gays check in, but they don't check out.

BTW, I think that negro homos are the worst, because, if it's dark, you can't see them coming.

What a brilliant idea! I thought just keeping gays away from us was a good idea, but arresting them and kicking them out of Freehold will be a permanent solution.
We could deceive them into thinking this toilet has been built for their benefit so they happily go in (no doubt in pairs..) and Officers can jump in from behind, and put cuffs on any part of their body they could cause trouble with.

Also once the whole homosexual community has been terminated (from Freehold) then we can change the sign to mooslims and help get rid of all the bad eggs we have polluting GOD's giant nest of love. Neegro homos are a problem, yes, but it only takes the rays of the morning sun to incriminate them. Whilst they are rife at night, they are inactive all day and this is when Officers need to swoop in and arrest them - take them when they're shopping, taking their kids to school, whatever. Putting a halt to whatever they are plotting before they do it is the best form of prevention imo.

When elected Sheriff, my number one priority for Freehold will be the establishment of official gay-only bathrooms, as well as other forms of Godly segregation, to keep these animals away from ourselves and our children!

You can count on my vote, officer. Thanks for being so supportive, these perverse beasts must be tamed.

Deuteronomy 20:17
But thou shalt utterly destroy them; .... ; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

We could build a secret room off to the side of the bathroom where a trained member of the FPD monitors security cameras in the stalls. After the queers finish their dirty business, they are arrested and the footage used as evidence!

Excellent idea. That would be just like Operation Gaydar Restop Clean up when we put this fiber optic cameras into the Adair I-80 rest stop men's room. Got a lot homers on that one until that judge shut us down.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

The problem with this idea, Sister, is that Christians like myself are already thinking of Jesus when we pee. The fags are the ones who hate Jesus, choose the wrong path, and will likely ignore any pictures we put up of him on the walls, no matter how heroic and manly. We must remember who we're dealing with here ; they don't attend church and they basically hate Christians because we have "outed" them as being mentally deranged/wrong in the head.

Maybe a good healthy heterosexual mural will stop faggots even going in to the men's toilet.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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We must make sure the faggot bathrooms are not right next door to the straight bathrooms, or they will cut glory holes through the wall and stare at us with their parascopes!

[Lisa H]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

Some places have installed these toilets for gays to use.

This design allows only one person inside and keeps the gay visible at all times to ensure nothing inappropriate happens

[James Dewitt]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

A few weeks ago I was in Philadelphia for a business meeting.
I noticed these Public facilities. Only one person at a time was allowed in, and after every use the door locked and where immediately sanitized.
I have never used a Public facility, and have no plans on doing so, but it does seem to be the most logical solution to the problem. We can display different Scriptures daily as a reminder that Jesus is always watching.

[Jedediah]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

Maybe a good healthy heterosexual mural will stop faggots even going in to the men's toilet.

I am concerned that such a mural would cause men to lust in their hearts, thereby committing adultery and endangering their Salvation™.

I prefer to ponder the Wondrous Cross when I use the toilet.

[HTannor]

Re: Gay Toilets in Freehold?

When that Godly Republican Senator, Larry Craig, was arrested by the Minnesota Gestapo, their evidence was totally based upon him tapping his toes. (I have it on good authority he was merely practicing for his upcoming appearance on "Dancing With The Stars.")

Anyway, I'm sure there are some queers out there that do just that - tap out a little Morse Code with their feet. So I suggest that in addition to the signs and cameras, we also install floor level microphones to catch those fags banging their feet on the floor.