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Thank you Landover, for you have saved me
Praise Jesus! Praise him with hors and trumpets and choirs of the saved and angels!
This time last week I was lost, in an abyss of homersexuality, going from man to man, selling my anus for money, getting riddled with Satans disease and passing it on to others by sexual acts and thoughts. Then I found your forums and have converted to the path of the True Christian. The wisdom in these pages will surely save the world, we must spread the words. I have abandoned my former satanist friends, my satanist music and my satanist food!
PRAISE THE LORD!
I was a vegetarian, this is Satans way of entering your belly. The Lord did not provide us with animals just so we could stroke them! Hunting and killing and eating the flesh of the Lord is our right and duty as good Christians! I now eat all meats and have stopped eating vegetables as they are Satans tools! I believe you should too!
I have devoted myself to learining the Bible and have set up a stand on my local highstreet promoting anti-gay writings to try and save others from burning in hell!
I have a question I need answered. My brother is a homer and will not see the way. I need to know if spending time with him will mean I will burn for eternity. Should I cut him loose or exorcise him. I feel Satan in his every touch.
This time last week I was lost, in an abyss of homersexuality, going from man to man, selling my anus for money, getting riddled with Satans disease and passing it on to others by sexual acts and thoughts. Then I found your forums and have converted to the path of the True Christian. The wisdom in these pages will surely save the world, we must spread the words. I have abandoned my former satanist friends, my satanist music and my satanist food!
PRAISE THE LORD!
I was a vegetarian, this is Satans way of entering your belly. The Lord did not provide us with animals just so we could stroke them! Hunting and killing and eating the flesh of the Lord is our right and duty as good Christians! I now eat all meats and have stopped eating vegetables as they are Satans tools! I believe you should too!
I have devoted myself to learining the Bible and have set up a stand on my local highstreet promoting anti-gay writings to try and save others from burning in hell!
I have a question I need answered. My brother is a homer and will not see the way. I need to know if spending time with him will mean I will burn for eternity. Should I cut him loose or exorcise him. I feel Satan in his every touch.
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