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  • Godless
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    • Nov 2007
    • 4
    #1

    Thoughts about Jesus

    Recently I was asked for a night out by an old flame,I naturally detest his perverted ways I said no, Now everytime I am in church I cannot help having thoughts about Jesus involving Loving him...I mean Phisically

    How Can I stop this as I do not wish to slip into My old ways and go out with a Long Haired Male
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: Thoughts about Jesus

      Originally posted by Godless View Post
      Recently I was asked for a night out by an old flame,I naturally detest his perverted ways I said no, Now everytime I am in church I cannot help having thoughts about Jesus involving Loving him...I mean Phisically

      How Can I stop this as I do not wish to slip into My old ways and go out with a Long Haired Male
      Friend,

      Don't act a like witless 'tard on our forum. I know you atheists are a humorless bunch but your' posts was lame by even that low standard.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Thoughts about Jesus

          Originally posted by Godless View Post
          Recently I was asked for a night out by an old flame,I naturally detest his perverted ways I said no, Now everytime I am in church I cannot help having thoughts about Jesus involving Loving him...I mean Phisically

          How Can I stop this as I do not wish to slip into My old ways and go out with a Long Haired Male
          Are you trying to resist the temptation to commit sodomy? Pray hard friend. Beg Jesus to drive the demons out of your colon.

          Also, if you click on that Paypal button at the bottom of this page, we can almost guarantee that our ex-queer ministry can help you. Have your credit cards ready.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • lord warrior
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2007
              • 406
              #4
              Re: Thoughts about Jesus

              Originally posted by Godless View Post
              Recently I was asked for a night out by an old flame,I naturally detest his perverted ways I said no, Now everytime I am in church I cannot help having thoughts about Jesus involving Loving him...I mean Phisically

              How Can I stop this as I do not wish to slip into My old ways and go out with a Long Haired Male
              Son, the bible states that if my eye offend me, better to pluck it out than suffer eternal damnation.
              You wouldn't be the first homer cured thru a knife wielding pastor. I'm sure a couple of our pastors have the necessary medical training.
              It's OK, God will you give it back when you get to heaven.

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464
                  #5
                  Re: Thoughts about Jesus

                  Originally posted by Godless View Post
                  Recently I was asked for a night out by an old flame,I naturally detest his perverted ways I said no, Now everytime I am in church I cannot help having thoughts about Jesus involving Loving him...I mean Phisically

                  How Can I stop this as I do not wish to slip into My old ways and go out with a Long Haired Male
                  It's good that you acknowledge your unwanted feelings. Many ex-gays, who find themselves in your situation, discover that the best remedy is get their picture on the cover of Newsweek, or some other high-profile publication. Betty Bowers -- or even James Dobson -- can assist you in choosing the best publication for broadcasting your message of 100% conversion to Biblical heterosexuality.
                  sigpic

                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • H. Montague Worthington
                      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2716
                      #6
                      Re: Thoughts about Jesus

                      Prayer is the answer to every question, friend. And money. Prayer and money. And sometimes violence.

                      Prayer, money, and (sometimes) violence are the answers to every question.

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