Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

[Bob4God]

The LORD has just brought it to my attention that a new threat is finding its way into bathrooms across the planet!

It's called a toilet bidet, and it's here to damn your soul! (And squirt your behind.)



Apparently these things were invented in the demented land of Japan, by a bunch of queer Asians who wanted a way to recruit masses of children to the gay lifestyle.

The concept is to make people (including your children) comfortable with having their anuses squirted with liquid. We all know why.

When you observe these devilish instruments of simulated sodomy, you can clearly see that the designers want you to not only sit ABOVE it, but sit ON it.



That's right. Gays want to stick a water spicket up your butt. That's because they're so normal!

I always wondered how anybody could ever derive any form of pleasure from having something stuffed up their backside. Now I know that it began when they were merely children being potty-trained in foreign countries. It goes to show homosexuality was indeed imported to our shores by animalistic Asians and Europeans.

I assume this is what the gays are talking about when they discuss "water sports."

This is NOT a personal hygiene product, it's a sex toy that can be used by men and women, and it's WRONG!

It won't be long before the gay agenda is having these installed in our schools, churches and homes!



PLEASE PRAY THE PERSECUTION WILL END!

In JESUS' name, Amen.

[despising david]

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You speak the truth Bob, but this travesty upon Christ is actually more prominent than any True Christian may easily believe!!! Boday's are almost the only toilet found in the asian continent, and Europe also is home to tens of thousands of turngay's. These instruments of torture and hate have luckily been kept out of our great country by the Lord. Other issues with this are the fact that merely spraying water up there would not clean anything, so it's user's are not only attacked homosexually but forced to spend thier days filthy as satans fingernails. If you see a boday the only option is to destroy it by any means necessary. There is no way to pacify these monsters and they will continue untill Every good Christian on Earth is forced into homosexuality and sin

[Nobar King]

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I don't think that I have any problem 'down there.' Why would I need a special squirter unless I had some kind of devious plans?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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This is even more shocking and disturbed than you imagine!

Since these are engineered and manufacture appliances, these Satanic contraptions would have to be tested and evaluated. This strongly implies that some pervert would have to watch the device in actual operation to assure it was assembled and designed properly!! This individual would have to be one of the most thoroughly perverticated persons in the world!

I am going to pray especially hard tonight once my disgust and revulsion abates.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Take it from me, the slants don't have any toilet paper. How I put up with them I'll never know. Anything for Jesus I guess.

[Repentant James]

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Is this some kind of horrible conspiracy by Satanic plumbers (unlike Godly Joe the Plumber) who are trying to sodomize True Christians™ with water?

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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Is this some kind of horrible conspiracy by Satanic plumbers (unlike Godly Joe the Plumber) who are trying to sodomize True Christians™ with water?

My husband says the French are behind it all. All gay things come from France. France and San Francisco, that is.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[SheepOfGod]

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If we don't stamp out the fag problem then these will be in every public restroom in America. If it were up to the fags they would probly even go as far to make a law requiring all home toilets have them too. We need to take action and the time is now!

[despising david]

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this is a tragedy that God has allowed us to be forced to know of these demonic toilet's existance!!! we must destroy them ourselves as a way to prove our undying desire to please him and prevent homosexuality.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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The Bidet: SATAN'S FOUNTAIN. Brother Bob is right...it is intended to be ridden upon. Did you know the word bidet means pony in French? The purpose is for you to ride it.....straight to the gates of Hell.

I can tell you that God recommends you use cheap, coarse toilet paper to finish off your business. There shouldn't be anything pleasurable about cleaning yourself after a bowel movement. Every True Christian™ should bite the bullet, so to speak, and use the cheapest toilet paper possible. Not only does it save money for the family budget, it also helps save your soul!

Stay away from "premium" toilet paper like Charmin Ultra and whatnot. When you wipe, it actually might feel good. Then you start thinking "If this feels good, how about a rush of cool water?" and then you're sitting on one of these SATAN'S FOUNTAINS. You realize how much better that feels then you start thinking: "What if I had a penis inside of there? Wouldn't that feel better?"

Stop the temptation before it happens. Wiping yourself should be as painful and quick as possible.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is disgusting - even the term "Bidet" sounds French. It occurs to me that perhaps these devices could be adapted to cleaning out demon infested colons by injecting a measure of Tabasco or Louisiana Hot Sauce. There's a chance that even Nancy Pelosi could be saved.

[cwjakesteel]

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I'm sorry, but you people are kidding me right?

"The french and Asians brought over gays" Are you racist as heck?

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

But after reading this thread I am quite skeptical about the invention of the bidet. I imagined that it was invented for hygienic purposes. But you propose it was invented for sexual purposes?

I honestly think you all are over reacting. This isn't homosexual at all, although I assure you, homosexuals would enjoy this. But that doesn't mean it's gonna turn people gay.

You're baptists right? (this is my first post). Then you know what is written in James 1:13-15

13 When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; 14 but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed. 15 Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.

It is one's own evil desire to sin that eventually gives birth to sin. Not contraptions.

As a Christian, you people sadden me. Though I do not cast judgement upon you, I welcome discussion.

[Bob4God]

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13 When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; 14 but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed. 15 Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.

It is one's own evil desire to sin that eventually gives birth to sin. Not contraptions.

Where does that say we cannot be enticed by objects, such as money, another person's property, like a car or wife, or even a piece of forbidden fruit?

[Levi Jones]

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I'm sorry, but you people are kidding me right?

"The french and Asians brought over gays" Are you racist as heck?

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

What is funny about water shooting up your butt?

I honestly think you all are over reacting. This isn't homosexual at all, although I assure you, homosexuals would enjoy this. But that doesn't mean it's gonna turn people gay.

How would you know that? Have you caught the gay?

You're baptists right? (this is my first post). Then you know what is written in James 1:13-15

13 When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; 14 but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed. 15 Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.
It is one's own evil desire to sin that eventually gives birth to sin. Not contraptions.

Yes, but Jesus tells us that if anything causes us to sin, we should get it away from us.

Matthew 5:29-30 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

As a Christian it saddens me to see you not take God's Word seriously enough.

[Johnathan]

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I'm sorry, but you people are kidding me right?

"The french and Asians brought over gays" Are you racist as heck?

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

But after reading this thread I am quite skeptical about the invention of the bidet. I imagined that it was invented for hygienic purposes. But you propose it was invented for sexual purposes?

I honestly think you all are over reacting. This isn't homosexual at all, although I assure you, homosexuals would enjoy this. But that doesn't mean it's gonna turn people gay.

You're baptists right? (this is my first post). Then you know what is written in James 1:13-15

13 When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; 14 but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed. 15 Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.

It is one's own evil desire to sin that eventually gives birth to sin. Not contraptions.

As a Christian, you people sadden me. Though I do not cast judgement upon you, I welcome discussion.

You poor unsaved soul. May CHRIST the LORD himself give me strength to deal with such utter falsehood as you present this godly forum with. These machines were created by Satan-worshipping blasphemers, in order to not only promote (Cover your monitor, young ones) masturbation (Especially with a machine!), but homosexual pleasures as well. And as it should be OBVIOUS to you in Romans 1, 1:31 and 1:32 "Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

My brothers and sisters in CHRIST shall carry out the word of god, the day this land rids itself of its heathen liberal government.