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  • #16
    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

    It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.

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    • #17
      Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

      It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.
      I knew I could count on you. Tell ya what I will send my jet up on Friday to pick you and the other Pastors up. I have plenty of room. Sister Lycia is staying with me, so I will have her fly up on Friday. Just let her know if there is any special dietary needs.

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      • #18
        Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

        It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.
        Don't worry, I can make myself scarce, Reverend.

        I know you Godly men will be very busy witnessing to sodomites and discussing the best ways to go about doing so. I can appreciate that the last thing you'll want to do during that is babysitting some empty-headed female.

        Brother Dewitt mentioned there might be some special dietary needs for the flight. Don't worry, it will be stocked with a few bottles of Dalmore 62.
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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        • #19
          Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

          Originally posted by Sappin View Post
          So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

          Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.
          Could that be because AA is a Christian religious organization?
          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.
          Brother James, if that jet happens to swing by way of Indianapolis (or the regional airport closer to North Salem), I'd be happy to lend a hand to your ministry!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #20
            Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

            Sorry, I'm a lesbian and i don't see myself leaving my partner anytime soon.

            Love is love

            You cannot turn me straight.

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            • #21
              Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

              Originally posted by blackflame View Post
              Sorry, I'm a lesbian and i don't see myself leaving my partner anytime soon.

              Love is love

              You cannot turn me straight.
              Please, kill yourself and go straight to hell. This forum isn't about debating it's about turning gay sinners into Christians. I also hope that your partner is at least of the same color skin as you..

              Janine Walker

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              • #22
                Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                @blackflame Why not stop being a lesbian and choose Jesus instead!
                I Jesus!

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                • #23
                  Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                  Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                  Please, kill yourself and go straight to hell. This forum isn't about debating it's about turning gay sinners into Christians. I also hope that your partner is at least of the same color skin as you..

                  Janine Walker
                  We are both white. Not that it really matters to me. And she is an atheist.
                  if that's what you want then i will kill myself as soon as i can.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                    No, what we want is for you to fall on your knees, confess that Jesus is your Lord and Savior and died for your sins, then leave forever your lesbo "lover" and sin no more forever. Do not associate further with lesbos, as God commands in 1 Corinthians 5:9-12 I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators: Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world. But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

                    If you do not do so AT ONCE, God will smite you. See Malichi 4:1: For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                    • #25
                      Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      I are going to Homer bars this week where we will be handing them out. You have no idea how many damn queers there are in The Keys.
                      ewww you go to gaybars.

                      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                      I know you Godly men will be very busy witnessing to sodomites and discussing the best ways to go about doing so
                      Sounds kinky.

                      Originally posted by blackflame View Post
                      You cannot turn me straight.
                      especially when they are such fine looking women on this site.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                        Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                        Please, kill yourself and go straight to hell
                        This is why you are NOT a nice person and should not be a Christian....I'd perfer if you were murdered so that pathetic posts like this would never be written

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                        • #27
                          Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                          Originally posted by DAVIE! View Post
                          This is why you are NOT a nice person and should not be a Christian....I'd perfer if you were murdered so that pathetic posts like this would never be written
                          There is a certain irony in saying "you're not nice because you said she should kill herself" and then going on to say "you should be murdered."

                          And Sister Janine, whom God has richly blessed, made her comment out of Christian love. 1 Timothy 5:20 Says that those who sin should be rebuked before all. Let's not forget that the woman she was speaking to was a lesbian.

                          You, on the other hand, made your comment out of pure bile and hate. Read your Bible, son. Collassians 4:6 Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.. That's no way to address a sister in Christ.

                          That means don't be hateful and rude. And that is why hatefulness and rudeness are not tolerated here in this forum.
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • #28
                            Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

                            I recently realized that the simple program put together by the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous many years ago (to pull drunks out of the gutter), is essentially what worked for me when I left the wicked depravity of homosexuality over twenty years ago.

                            Slight changes have been made to these steps in order to specifically address gays and include appropriate Scripture as a witnessing tool for the fag that will take the first step and admit that he has a problem.

                            If only a loving Christian had approached me with such a clear path out of my reprehensible sin and despair, I might have been saved years earlier, praise Jesus!

                            1.) Admit you are powerless over the gayness – that your life has become unmanageable.

                            Hebrews 11:37 “They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;”

                            Most queers are in denial of what a mess they have made of their lives in their choice to be gay. In the early days of the sin, some will delude themselves that they are in control because they still have money and employment. But homelessness, destitution, affliction and torment ultimately await all that persist in the sin of sodomy. There is simply no future in being a homosexual.

                            2.) Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself can make you a normal person again.

                            Job 33:12 “Behold, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.”

                            Homosexuals are always atheist as well. It is difficult for the gay to grasp the concept that they were created by a greater power and that He did not intend for us to spend our days coupled to strange men in public restrooms. There is more to life than the pleasure of prostate stimulation and there IS a higher power in God. Praise Him!

                            3.) Make a decision to turn your will and life over to the care of God.

                            2 Chronicles 7:14 “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

                            This is where the rubber starts to meet the road. The first two steps, however important, are conscious thought processes in realizing that you are an abomination and that there is a God. Now you must let God start calling the shots in your life and let Him lead you rather than your genitals and wicked lust.

                            4.) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all your filthy sins.

                            Psalm 139:1 “O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.”
                            2 “Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.”
                            3 “Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.”

                            Be honest, as we see in Scripture that God already knows the extent of your filthy character. Inventory all the sins that are associated with your being queer. Hating God, soliciting straight friends, exposing your self in public, theft to support the narcotic addictions that go with being a homo, etc. Don’t make any excuses for your debauchery.

                            5.) Admit to God, yourself and to other human beings the exact nature of your wrongs.

                            Job 17:1 “My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.”

                            This is what God is expecting. No half-hearted apologies for “liking men”, but a blunt admission that you are a foul and corrupt abomination deserving of death. You must also admit to family and friends that you have been a despicable sodomite, fortunate and thankful to still be among the living.

                            6.) Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

                            Acts 8:22 “Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.”

                            By this step, you realize just what scum you are, and are preparing to remove the faggotry from your life for good. You are going to ask God to forever eliminate the wicked desire to savage rectums and exchange bodily fluids with other sinful men. It all ends now, praise God!

                            7.) Humbly ask Him to remove the queerness.

                            Luke 11:2 “And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.”
                            3 “Give us day by day our daily bread.”
                            4 “And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.”

                            Praise Jesus Christ! If you have been honest with yourself and God, the gay is gone! May God now begin the healing process of the body you have so abused and violated. And may the warmth of Jesus be in your soul as you return to society as a normal person.

                            8.) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.

                            Jeremiah 7:5 “For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;”

                            God has forgiven you for being a sissyfag, but it wasn’t just Jesus that you spat upon when you were a practicing homosexual. Now you must make a list of all that you offended as a gay and be willing to make amends for your behavior. Gays repulse all normal people and are especially offensive to the True Christians™ they persecute in hatred. Expect writer’s cramp.

                            9.) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

                            Numbers 5:7 “Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed.”

                            As a recently cured ex-gay, you are likely homeless and currently have no means to properly compensate those you have trespassed against. At the very least, seek gainful employment and make pledges to those you owe. Begin with your parents, whose hearts you surely broke the day you told them you were a queer.

                            10.) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong, promptly admit it.

                            Job 6:24 “Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.”

                            You no longer spend your waking moments lusting after the groins and backsides of other men. Life is now worth living and every day brings more hope and promise. But you are young in your walk with Christ and your euphoria of leaving filthy gay sex behind can be dangerous without constant prayer. You were wrong when you first fumbled with a man’s trousers and can still err in many ways.

                            11.) Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

                            Psalm 63:1 “O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;”
                            2 “To see thy power and thy glory, so as I have seen thee in the sanctuary.”

                            Remember Step 1 and praise our Lord every day. Without His help, you would be colostomized and in a care home slowly dying of the AIDS, at public expense. It’s only fair that you spend considerable time giving thanks to the one that could have smitten you outright if He didn’t love you so much.

                            12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to other sodomites.

                            Hebrews 1:14 “Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?”

                            With the grace of Jesus Christ, I am no longer a homo. Twenty years of my life were lost to Satan as I freely offered my body to other men that would do with me as they pleased. Like a large inflatable ball tossed from row to row at a ball game, so was my gay promiscuity in fag theaters, truck stops and public parks.

                            Praise Jesus that He saved me from death! May all repentant queers extend this message of Salvation®.

                            In Christ
                            Being an ex-gay for two weeks now, thank you for this! I will make sure to apply these steps in my everyday life. I pray all the time, and this has really helped me. Are there any specific readings from the bibles you would recommend? Or any other guidance that you could lend me?

                            I am taking everyday as a blessing from god, and I love the feeling of Jesus filling me up inside. I narrowly escaped having my body ravaged by gods helpful curse, aids. I came to a realization when I found myself in a public park surrounded by 12 other men and... I cannot continue the rest of the story is to terrifying and explicit for the lovely women on here. I can say that day led me to great sadness, and as I cleaned up, despite being full, I felt deep emptiness inside as if I was not living up to gods desires.

                            It has not been easy though everyday I am tempted by the bodies of others whom are still conflicted. How do you deal with such temptations?
                            Originally posted by Leviticus 20:13
                            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination


                            There is still time to repent! Be right with god, and rid yourself of homerism!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                              Originally posted by Kitler View Post
                              I love the feeling of Jesus filling me up inside.
                              I'll bet you do

                              Oh, and by the way, Homosexuality is natural, there are homosexual animals. Animals can't decide their own sexuality, so neither can humans. Homosexuality isn't normal behaviour of course, as Men and Women normally mate to produce offspring, but that doesn't make it wrong. It's just a biological accident, and there's nothing people can do about it other than enjoy the butt sex

                              I'm not gay by the way, I'm just not a bigoted moron.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

                                Originally posted by CoryC97 View Post
                                I'll bet you do

                                Oh, and by the way, Homosexuality is natural, there are homosexual animals. Animals can't decide their own sexuality, so neither can humans. Homosexuality isn't normal behaviour of course, as Men and Women normally mate to produce offspring, but that doesn't make it wrong. It's just a biological accident, and there's nothing people can do about it other than enjoy the butt sex

                                I'm not gay by the way, I'm just not a bigoted mormon.
                                If homosexuality is natural, then why does the bible say it is not? Are you saying Gods words are untrue?

                                Originally posted by Leviticus 20:13
                                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination
                                Originally posted by Leviticus 20:13
                                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination


                                There is still time to repent! Be right with god, and rid yourself of homerism!

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