[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Ok, I've been reading, and although SOME of this is true, I gotta wonder...

Why are you all hating on Homosexuality? I mean, i know there is a verse on it in the bible...

There isn't just one, dear friend.

But other than that, do any of you have any other reason on why gays "stray from god"?

A wise person once said that "but" stands for "big U-turn."

If god created Humans would he have created Gays if he didnt like them? Answer that one with solid evidence from your book of lies written by men.

I don't know about any books of lies written by men, but here is what's in the King James Bible:

[Romans 9:19-24 KJV] 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Correct answer -> You cannot judge by appearances alone, therefore there's no way you can tell whose homosexual just by looking that them. Though my gaydar is usually pretty accurate ngl.

This gaydar of which you speak is nothing more than something the devil has invented to persecute straight men who are handsome, well built and fashionable like me. I have spent the last several years reaching out to the homer population trying to get them on their knees in front of me and I can assure you there is no such thing as gaydar. Only uppity women who want their own personal gay friend trying to project their needs on a sinful world. If the Lord hadn’t explained why He invented females it would still be one of the greatest mysteries ever. Disgusting creatures.

[queef]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people.
Because of this, it's useful for True Christians™ to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children.
There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.

Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing

WOW! this information is very useful. but do you have proof though?

Can you actually confirm these stereotypes are true?

[caged4christ]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I was reading the news to see what the non-Christians are up to. I came across an article that said researchers have come up with a way to determine if a person is homersexual just from a picture. It seems obvious that the demon leadership will use this in the schools and colleges to conscript young men to their ways. How easy would it not be to get yearbook pictures online or infiltrate the photo companies that take annual school pictures. They’d have a treasure trove of young handsome virile men they can predetermine who’s gay. Oh, this seems like a dreadful prospect.

Here’s some info from the article:





After I prayed over this revelation, it occurred to me that True Christians could use this too. It can be used to identify those unsaved gays and minister to them. They can be brought into God’s light. It can also be used as a security check for new members of this glorious forum to weed out the demons trying to take down LBC.

I felt this was worth sharing. I hope it can be of use.

[upchucker67]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

That heterosexual female looks like she's already conceiving her dream soldiers of Christ in her mind.

[caged4christ]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I for one, the essence of heterosexuality, hereby object and deny consent for any technology that would be used to question my manliness.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I'll just stick Kosinski & Wang's "composite faces" at the top here because it's a new page.



The first thing you notice is that they have different postures. The normal male appears to be slouching with his head pulled down at the back (or tilted up) slightly. Both he and the normal female seem better fed and likely to sprout jowls in later life. The two abominations, as The Bible describes them, are depicted as having the heads on better angled necks.

Secondly, the insinuation is that these are acquired characteristics, as though depravity is somehow natural. What does God think about that? Fortunately it's easy to find out. He's told us that these are vile affactions the women having changed the natural use into that which is against nature and the men also having left the natural use of the woman obsess over their lust one toward another. There is no distinction. God spells it out both are likewise working that which is unseemly.

Romans 1:26-32

Thirdly, what happens when the system is applied to people who don't look like they're made out of marzipan? There's enough of them walking around. I'll just include four.

[LuciusLucundus Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Yet more signs:
He/she is a decent human being and Good Christian
Reads the King James Bible

"Neither despise, nor oppose, what thou does not understand"

Friendly accepted by friends who been introduced - "I'm a faggot"

Humble and Knowledgeable about the Lord Jesus

Wears exquisite satin/silk boxer shorts, masculine and is manly

Intelligent and Wise
"Never rail, nor taunt. The one is rude, the other is scournful, and both evil.

Extremely good at cocksucking and clitty pleasuring

Realises the Lake of Fire awaits for all Heathens!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

<<smutty Grindr profile removed>>

Son, are you sure you've logged onto the right place? This is a wholesome Christian forum not a homos*xual dating site.

[SouthernAndSaved]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Sits with his legs crossed
Enjoys “rom com”
Drinks any kind of clear alcohol or non-brown alcohol
Gets uncomfortable when you bring up “breasts” or “hell”
Eats Lemmon bars
“I actually think Biden is doing a decent job”

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I disagree with this, Friend.

I have had many homers in front of me. I love them and I love their sweet muscular souls. The only way to determine if a man is gay is ask him. I use the masculine terms here because there are no female gays. Two women loving each other until they meet the man who can change their lezbeanery is not as disgusting as two hot, hairy, macho, lithe, undulating men engaged in that which is unseemly.

Perhaps you would benefit from my book, “Loving Men Inside and Out,” with a foreword by Dr. Laurence Niles. It is only 49.99 at better baptist bookstores.

One with the Master,
BrotherLarry

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Sits with his legs crossed
Enjoys “rom com”
Drinks any kind of clear alcohol or non-brown alcohol
Gets uncomfortable when you bring up “breasts” or “hell”
Eats Lemmon bars
“I actually think Biden is doing a decent job”

Does that mean like an Indian guru on a satin pillow?