[Ptaylordactyl]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Did you know that the statement "generalization in itself is wrong" is itself a generalization?

Did God gift you with a brain, or did He make you a hopeless, Hellbound retard?

Why do you find Christianity to be funny? I promise you, it will not be funny when you are sputtering and sizzling in the flames of Hell for all eternity. At least, not for you.

Accept Christ's temporary sacrifice, repent, and get baptized before it is too late.

I'm sorry, but repenting isn't a part of the agenda, the only way I could go through with it would be if I were to gain approval of it from the Gay High Council, and that's unlikely. Sorry.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I'm sorry, but repenting isn't a part of the agenda, the only way I could go through with it would be if I were to gain approval of it from the Gay High Council, and that's unlikely. Sorry.

Listen, friend, closing your rectum and surrendering yourself to Jesus is all it takes, at first. Then you simply read the entire Bible and do everything it says without exception. How difficult is that?

Sure, the ass sex may be fun now, but will it be fun when it is occurring on the end of Satan's barbed, serrated, and intumescent tallywacker, spewing boiling hot demon semen into your sensitive intestines where they will be deep fried like a vat of Freedom Fries to be crunched down like chitlins by his foul minions?

We have many ex-gays in the Landover congregation. If it is possible for Professor Bessemer and Brother Harold Porter to repent of their gay ways through the power of Jesus, then I assure you, all things are possible with Christ who strengthens men and their once tattered sphincters. We have ex-autists, ex-negroes, even ex-Catholics. Anyone can be saved. Even you.

[Ptaylordactyl]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Listen, friend, closing your rectum and surrendering yourself to Jesus is all it takes, at first. Then you simply read the entire Bible and do everything it says without exception. How difficult is that?

Sure, the ass sex may be fun now, but will it be fun when it is occurring on the end of Satan's barbed, serrated, and intumescent tallywacker, spewing boiling hot demon semen into your sensitive intestines where they will be deep fried like a vat of Freedom Fries to be crunched down like chitlins by his foul minions?

We have many ex-gays in the Landover congregation. If it is possible for Professor Bessemer and Brother Harold Porter to repent of their gay ways through the power of Jesus, then I assure you, all things are possible with Christ who strengthens men and their once tattered sphincters. We have ex-autists, ex-negroes, even ex-Catholics. Anyone can be saved. Even you.

Really got into describing Satan's *potty mouth language deleted* there, eh? I bet you'd be great at writing fanfiction.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

This is just so wrong, generalization in itself is wrong, I mean, is there no morality, no respect for your fellow man? I mean, how far does your head have to be up your ass to take this to heart, to say " Yes, yes this is something I can stand behind, this is very accurate, and I believe it wholeheartedly."

Please let this be a joke.

Please.

There we go. Typical homersexualiser. Straight away he /she/it starts talking about sticking heads up asses.

You won't belaughing when a brick hits you smack in the middle of your face.

Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.

[Mr_right]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Thank you for giving me a sure answer to if I am gay or not (obviously I am, even if I always thought that it was all about liking people of the same sex). A lot of these statements fit well with me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Apparently sodomites are signing up for Obamacare because they think it will save them from dying of GRID, so if you see someone signing up for Obamacare, they are probably a sodomite.

[hi im eric]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If you play League of Legends or DoTA 2, there's a 97.6% chance of you being a homosexual.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If you play League of Legends or DoTA 2, there's a 97.6% chance of you being a homosexual.

I see.

So you decided that a 2.4% chance of becoming decent was worth the risk?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I see.

So you decided that a 2.4% chance of becoming decent was worth the risk?

That's just a 2.4% difference from funneling ant hills up your rectum with a garden shovel.

Not even one person who does that is Christian.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

New ones for the list...

Badmouths the Godly President of Russia, Vladmir Putin.

Refuses to watch the Sochi Olympics because of the loving way Russia treats sodomites instead of not watching the Olympics because of the very real threat of terrorism (my husband, Mr. Whitford, has banned them from our house in case a suicide bomber shows up claiming to be with the cable company).

Can't wait for twinky Jimmy Fallon to replace manly Jay Leno.

Uses Google! http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/st...-doodle-020614

[demoncooter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?

Maybe you should read the thread from the beginning: I bet you see a lot of these traits in your queer friends.



I know that when I used to be a queer I used to sashay around like Liberace at a housefire, and I guarantee that it was easy as pie to pick me out. Now that I'm normal I walk normally.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?

As much as I hate to agree with unSaved® trash you have a point.

The gaywise do hide their filthy side of their selves; often very efficiently. This is all about being a wolf in sheep's clothing .

What better way to get close to an eager young youth as he is rough housing (possibly shirtless) with his clean limbed young chums? The unconsciously graceful kinetics of the supple youth's musculature, often gleaming with the gleam of honest sweat in the gleaming sunlight is like catnip to these drooling perverts.

Thank you for making a valuable point. Maybe Jesus is by your sede right now, His hand moving inside of you to, bringing you off, your high horse and closer to Him?

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Excuse you, but anyone can be gay there aren't 'ways to spot a homosexual.' Anyone you see on any normal day could be gay. You could be an just not know it, it's not a choice it's the way you are as a human being. Understand me?

Of course anyone can be a gaysexual. It is all about choice.
A man has to choose to put on a leather thong, chaps, Lucite heals, a boa and makeup. God will not do it for him.

You see a guy like that and you wonder what choices he made? Not known for your acuity, are you?

[demoncooter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Being gay is not a choice. For goodness sake, why can't you people get that in your heads? You are born gay, it's inside you. You cannot change your mind, it just happens and love is a beautiful thing no matter who it is between, gay or straight. God said love thy neighbor, God said not to judge people so if you're so into your religion quit judging people and just accept them for who they are!