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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!
You don't know me, and I don't give a damn
. I just wanted to quickly destroy your arguments before breakfast quickly:
1) And? Don't impose your own views on an entire country. Anyway, back in those days, they needed more children so they could populate their countries. Argument No.1 disproved.
2) In the same way hanging around tall people makes you tall. Don't treat Homosexuality as a disease. That's like treating Christianity as a bad smell. Argument No.2 disproved.
3) When women were given the vote, do you remember those meteors raining down on the Earth? No? Me neither. That is one of the most idiotic arguments on the list, but not the most idiotic. Argument No.3 disproved.
4)Heh, I knew I would have to talk about this one. Now, I have a gay friend, so I take great offence to this argument. There are plenty more women rapers out there than Child Molesters, and what do you say about that, eh? And what are priests famous for being? What was that? Child Molesters, that's right. Argument No.4 disproved.
5) Yes, because people are really gonna campaign for that. And if that's what it'll lead to, then I suppose Kindergartners are already being shown Straight Porn. Seriously, all they want is to be able to make their love official, and you have to go and say that. Oh, and about being Gay being a Sin...how can I put this? You're wrong. If being Gay is unnatural tell that to the King Penguin, or the Goat, or the Dolphin. Over 1000 species of animals exhibit Homosexual tendencies but only one with Homophobic behavior. Can you guess it? That's right, Man. Whose Unnatural now?. Argument No.5 disproved.
6) If you want so much to be gay instead of marrying women, why don't you come out of the closet now? People will marry women because they are not gay! People aren't just marrying women because there's nothing better on offer! They're marrying women because they love them. Not only is this homophobic, it's sexist as well. Why don't you add that to your CV? Argument No.6 disproved.
7)Umm...where is this one? Argument No.7 disproved.
8)Please hand me the statistics that prove this. I'm sorry, but not every guy in a marriage is secretly Gay. People who are happily married aren't going to just jump out of the closet and say 'At last!' before running off to Spain with a random guy they met on the street. Marriage is a commitment, not just a piece of paper, and children are the biggest commitment of all. I'm not a father, but I'm guessing you're not to, or have you got a few skeletons in the closet yourself Reverend? Argument No.8 disproved.
9)First of all, it's the English Language, thank you very much, and second of all more sexism about 'Ms', and finally no it won't. You can still call both of them 'Mr' or 'Mrs' or even 'Ms', but it won't have any great affect. But of course, the whole world can never change or adapt to new cultural changes, like the Internet, or Cars, or Phones. Argument No.9 disproved.
10) Stalin was training to be a Bishop. Mussolini was a Christian. Joseph Kony was a Christian. The IRA is Christian. And does Christianity take the fall for them? Nope. Hitler may have supported Gay Marriage, but at the same time not all German people are Nazis. Just because one supporter was an evil man, doesn't make the whole concept evil. And can you pass me the proof that Hitler supported Gay Marriage? And didn't he kill, I don't know, about 50,000 gay people? Yeah, that guy really liked Gay People (sarcasm dripping from my fingers as they type this sentence). Argument No.10 disproved.
Thank you for your time, and please message me if you want to argue further about this. Oh, and don't bother with hate mail; I already know how you're gonna feel about this.
You don't know me, and I don't give a damn
. I just wanted to quickly destroy your arguments before breakfast quickly:1) And? Don't impose your own views on an entire country. Anyway, back in those days, they needed more children so they could populate their countries. Argument No.1 disproved.
2) In the same way hanging around tall people makes you tall. Don't treat Homosexuality as a disease. That's like treating Christianity as a bad smell. Argument No.2 disproved.
3) When women were given the vote, do you remember those meteors raining down on the Earth? No? Me neither. That is one of the most idiotic arguments on the list, but not the most idiotic
. Argument No.3 disproved.4)Heh, I knew I would have to talk about this one. Now, I have a gay friend, so I take great offence to this argument. There are plenty more women rapers out there than Child Molesters, and what do you say about that, eh? And what are priests famous for being? What was that? Child Molesters, that's right
. Argument No.4 disproved.5) Yes, because people are really gonna campaign for that. And if that's what it'll lead to, then I suppose Kindergartners are already being shown Straight Porn. Seriously, all they want is to be able to make their love official, and you have to go and say that. Oh, and about being Gay being a Sin...how can I put this? You're wrong. If being Gay is unnatural tell that to the King Penguin, or the Goat, or the Dolphin. Over 1000 species of animals exhibit Homosexual tendencies but only one with Homophobic behavior. Can you guess it? That's right, Man. Whose Unnatural now
?. Argument No.5 disproved.6) If you want so much to be gay instead of marrying women, why don't you come out of the closet now
? People will marry women because they are not gay! People aren't just marrying women because there's nothing better on offer! They're marrying women because they love them. Not only is this homophobic, it's sexist as well. Why don't you add that to your CV? Argument No.6 disproved.7)Umm...where is this one? Argument No.7 disproved.
8)Please hand me the statistics that prove this. I'm sorry, but not every guy in a marriage is secretly Gay. People who are happily married aren't going to just jump out of the closet and say 'At last!' before running off to Spain with a random guy they met on the street. Marriage is a commitment, not just a piece of paper, and children are the biggest commitment of all. I'm not a father, but I'm guessing you're not to, or have you got a few skeletons in the closet yourself Reverend
? Argument No.8 disproved.9)First of all, it's the English Language, thank you very much, and second of all more sexism about 'Ms', and finally no it won't. You can still call both of them 'Mr' or 'Mrs' or even 'Ms', but it won't have any great affect. But of course, the whole world can never change or adapt to new cultural changes, like the Internet, or Cars, or Phones. Argument No.9 disproved.
10) Stalin was training to be a Bishop. Mussolini was a Christian. Joseph Kony was a Christian. The IRA is Christian. And does Christianity take the fall for them? Nope. Hitler may have supported Gay Marriage, but at the same time not all German people are Nazis. Just because one supporter was an evil man, doesn't make the whole concept evil. And can you pass me the proof that Hitler supported Gay Marriage? And didn't he kill, I don't know, about 50,000 gay people? Yeah, that guy really liked Gay People (sarcasm dripping from my fingers as they type this sentence)
. Argument No.10 disproved.Thank you for your time, and please message me if you want to argue further about this.
Oh, and don't bother with hate mail; I already know how you're gonna feel about this.
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