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Friends, we all carry Noah and Luke in our harts. We cherish them, we read them, we are guided to the Saviour(R) by them. Never could I imagine that someone would want to deface them.
Well, I was in for a shock.
It has come to my ears that there are Americans who also carry them in their hart, but for
WARNING: DISTURBING IMAGES AHEAD!
(See where they put their hands! Freaks!)
Noah and Luke are the main characters for a series about two faggots, who apparently KISSED ON TV last september, courtesy of Communist Broadcasting Satanists.
Since then, they at least had the decency of not doing that anymore. We have enough terrorist attacks on our hands already, we have the Bin Sama president threat, so more homers kissing is the LAST thing we want.
Guess what: not according to AP.
Yes, you read that right: a campaign to see more queer kissing. 
Friends, we have to stop the kissing and while we are at it: this show (and probably CBS, and communism).
Therefor, I suggest you all write to the following "lady" (I use the term loosely) to show our DISGUST of this fudge packer nonsense.
Barbara Bloom
Senior Vice President, CBS Daytime Programs
c/o CBS-TV
7800 Beverly Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
We may allso send a Landover Baptist Prayer Squad to picket their building, but this still needs to be arranged and coördinated with the Mission To Australia people. I'm waiting for input from the Pastors on this, but I'll alert you in time in this thread (so you better bookmark it).
Give us back Noah and Luke!
Well, I was in for a shock.
It has come to my ears that there are Americans who also carry them in their hart, but for
VILE HOMER REASONS! 
WARNING: DISTURBING IMAGES AHEAD!
(See where they put their hands! Freaks!)
Noah and Luke are the main characters for a series about two faggots, who apparently KISSED ON TV last september, courtesy of Communist Broadcasting Satanists.
Since then, they at least had the decency of not doing that anymore. We have enough terrorist attacks on our hands already, we have the Bin Sama president threat, so more homers kissing is the LAST thing we want.
Guess what: not according to AP.
Unexpected Protest at a Soap
By DAVID BAUDER – 2 days ago
NEW YORK (AP) — The love affair between two young men on the venerable CBS soap opera "As the World Turns" has triggered a protest campaign by angry viewers.
It's just not the sort of protest you'd expect.
Fans of the fictional romance between Luke Snyder and Noah Mayer are baffled about why the two characters haven't kissed on-screen since September, wondering whether it's a sign of squeamishness by CBS or show sponsors Procter & Gamble Co.
The fans have started a letter-writing campaign, posted an online petition and even have a Web site that counts the days, hours, minutes and seconds since Luke and Noah last locked lips.
"We totally support this show and applaud the show for doing this story line," said Roger Newcomb, a computer worker from New York's northern suburbs and the man behind the campaign. "We just don't understand why they have to be censored or treated differently."
By DAVID BAUDER – 2 days ago
NEW YORK (AP) — The love affair between two young men on the venerable CBS soap opera "As the World Turns" has triggered a protest campaign by angry viewers.
It's just not the sort of protest you'd expect.
Fans of the fictional romance between Luke Snyder and Noah Mayer are baffled about why the two characters haven't kissed on-screen since September, wondering whether it's a sign of squeamishness by CBS or show sponsors Procter & Gamble Co.
The fans have started a letter-writing campaign, posted an online petition and even have a Web site that counts the days, hours, minutes and seconds since Luke and Noah last locked lips.
"We totally support this show and applaud the show for doing this story line," said Roger Newcomb, a computer worker from New York's northern suburbs and the man behind the campaign. "We just don't understand why they have to be censored or treated differently."
Friends, we have to stop the kissing and while we are at it: this show (and probably CBS, and communism).
Therefor, I suggest you all write to the following "lady" (I use the term loosely) to show our DISGUST of this fudge packer nonsense.
Barbara Bloom
Senior Vice President, CBS Daytime Programs
c/o CBS-TV
7800 Beverly Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
We may allso send a Landover Baptist Prayer Squad to picket their building, but this still needs to be arranged and coördinated with the Mission To Australia people. I'm waiting for input from the Pastors on this, but I'll alert you in time in this thread (so you better bookmark it).
Give us back Noah and Luke!
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