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  • #1

    Darn you homers!

    Why are homers so bad at sports? Why can't they be like real manly men like our President? Why can't they enjoy beating people up, starting wars, and setting stray cats on fire like normal, healthy straight boys? Why can't they spit properly? Why are they always so damn cautious when they're driving? Why must they always cringe if you ask them to carve a turkey? And why do they show so much damn respect to women and nigras and treat them as equals? Damn homers!

    The only thing they're good at is fashion, but that's just a fancy pancy nancy boy illusion if you ask me! Most homers don't even know how to fish- they just know how to write reasonably well but people don't care about that. Just look at the spelling of car mechanics in a community college course. And most 'gay fantasy' is all about what a homer isn't good at: fighting and sports. The only friend a homer has is a black nigra woman (who is usually obese and a dyke to boot) and a joo friend that can't catch a football either. Or one of those nerdy straight male fag-enabler wiccans that plays Magic: The Gathering and is most likely a trekkie or a humanist joo-loving Star Wars fan.

    How can I change my sexual orientation? I try to be STRAIGHT and AGGRESSIVE like True Christians© but I just don't think I have it in me. I want to be as tough as our big straight daddy in the sky. PRAISE THE LORD! Other fags call me self-hating but why would you want wimpy wussy gay naughty word when you can have straight manly GIVE-LIFE naughty word? WOOF! I love going after straight men only to get punched in the face afterwards. I deserve it for being such a worthless queer. I am SO NOT worthy of straight sperm.

    Time to go get AIDS at a reststop because no other fag can be as manly as I want to! Oh well, I realize it's my punishment for being a filthy homer. I LOVE you guys (but not in that way lest I get tied to a fence post and pistol whipped) and I promise I'll never get uppity or think that I can do things even a quarter as good as Godly straight males. Ever hear of Wayne Besen? He thinks gays can be good at basketball. I can't even dribble properly! What does HE know. What a PC joo-loving wannabe str8 boy that fag is. I bet he would even let me naughty word him in the naughty word like it was a naughty word. What a maroon! We all know fags can't be real men. Sigh.

    PRAISE JESUS!
    Last edited by Brother Temperance; 03-22-2008, 12:15 PM. Reason: Naughy words removed. Why do you filthy faggot scum have to be so rude?
    Tags: fags cause the aids
  • #2
    Re: Damn you homers!

    Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
    Time to go get AIDS at a reststop because no other fag can be as manly as I want to! Oh well, I realize it's my punishment for being a filthy homer. I LOVE you guys (but not in that way lest I get tied to a fence post and pistol whipped) and I promise I'll never get uppity or think that I can do things even a quarter as good as Godly straight males. Ever hear of Wayne Besen? He thinks gays can be good at basketball. I can't even dribble properly! What does HE know. What a PC joo-loving wannabe str8 boy that fag is. I bet he would even let me naughty word him in the naughty word like it was a naughty word. What a maroon! We all know fags can't be real men. Sigh.

    PRAISE JESUS!
    I'll bet you can if you try! You may be an Unsaved Trash©-y homer, but don't be so hardon yourself!
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
     Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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    • #3
      Re: Damn you homers!

      Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
      Why are homers so bad at sports? Why can't they be like real manly men like our President? Why can't they enjoy beating people up, starting wars, and setting stray cats on fire like normal, healthy straight boys? Why can't they spit properly? Why are they always so damn cautious when they're driving? Why must they always cringe if you ask them to carve a turkey? And why do they show so much damn respect to women and nigras and treat them as equals? Damn homers!

      The only thing they're good at is fashion, but that's just a fancy pancy nancy boy illusion if you ask me! Most homers don't even know how to fish- they just know how to write reasonably well but people don't care about that. Just look at the spelling of car mechanics in a community college course. And most 'gay fantasy' is all about what a homer isn't good at: fighting and sports. The only friend a homer has is a black nigra woman (who is usually obese and a dyke to boot) and a joo friend that can't catch a football either. Or one of those nerdy straight male fag-enabler wiccans that plays Magic: The Gathering and is most likely a trekkie or a humanist joo-loving Star Wars fan.

      How can I change my sexual orientation? I try to be STRAIGHT and AGGRESSIVE like True Christians© but I just don't think I have it in me. I want to be as tough as our big straight daddy in the sky. PRAISE THE LORD! Other fags call me self-hating but why would you want wimpy wussy gay cock when you can have straight manly GIVE-LIFE cock? WOOF! I love going after straight men only to get punched in the face afterwards. I deserve it for being such a worthless queer. I am SO NOT worthy of straight sperm.

      Time to go get AIDS at a reststop because no other fag can be as manly as I want to! Oh well, I realize it's my punishment for being a filthy homer. I LOVE you guys (but not in that way lest I get tied to a fence post and pistol whipped) and I promise I'll never get uppity or think that I can do things even a quarter as good as Godly straight males. Ever hear of Wayne Besen? He thinks gays can be good at basketball. I can't even dribble properly! What does HE know. What a PC joo-loving wannabe str8 boy that fag is. I bet he would even let me piffle him in the ass like it was a cunt. What a maroon! We all know fags can't be real men. Sigh.

      PRAISE JESUS!
      You really need to repent and accept the Lord into your heart. Otherwise you will be putting yourself down like this forever.
      (2 Peter 3:10)

      But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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      • #4
        Re: Damn you homers!

        Dear Brothers,

        Thank You. I feel so filled up with the Holy Spirit today...it is really fulfilling this aching hole that has always been inside me. Somehow my burning desires feel satisfied. Who needs filthy MAN FLESH when you get the Holy Spirit inside you. Glory!

        I have been trying to be straight. I've noticed that calling guys dude and saying bro a lot and pouring Gatorade on them actually does work. I don't know if I can ever like naughty word like superior straight males but I figure if I can hate other men enough (and myself) it will be just as good. I also am starting to get angry for no apparent reason (like a drunken straight step-dad with a wifebeater that knows how to put injuns in their place) and I've begun to notice that I intimidate males even more nancy-boy than myself. When you intimidate males - especially those yuppie half-hetero "metrosexual" girly men at tourist attractions with one kid that they had a dyke artifically (read: satanically) carry because they were too wussy to breed a kid of their own, it makes you feel better about yourself.

        I realize all those boys that made fun of me in high school the problem was always ME it was never them. Now I can continue giving money to your lovely church. The closet isn't so bad when you got Jesus in here. Jesus is the only "boyfriend" queers need, and He actually will listen to me instead of always wanting perverted fag sex. He's such a hoot when he waves his 10-inch throbbing tallywhacker in my face and then snatches it away at the last second leaving only a wanton trail of pre-naughty word on my fresh, young face. But that's just my imagination, as Jesus can't SIN and he's just playing with me because gay men are innately inferior and deserve to be ridiculed and psychologically tortured.

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        • #5
          Re: Darn you homers!

          Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
          Why are homers so bad at sports?
          How do you expect to get your ass pounded on a regular basis and then go out and play sports? The base of your spine has been ground into mush. That's why you walk all faggy like.

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          • #6
            Re: Damn you homers!

            Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
            He's such a hoot when he waves his 10-inch throbbing tallywhacker in my face and then snatches it away at the last second leaving only a wanton trail of pre-cum on my fresh, young face.
            I am still figuring out what is wrong with this line. Are you trying to tell us that our Lord encourages gay activities. Please explain yourself chum.
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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            • #7
              Re: Darn you homers!

              Is it just me or is it fucking hilarious that you have gay dating sites advertised on your board, I mean seriously, what the fucking hell is up with you, if you loved chirst so much surely you'd front up the 50-100 dollars or so to get it removed. Unless your leaders are all secretely gay.

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              • #8
                Re: Darn you homers!

                Oh and I hate your censors

                if noone guessed that was meant to say

                n-a-u-g-h-t-y w-o-r-d, or is that just too hard on the ears for you
                Last edited by Brother Temperance; 03-22-2008, 12:17 PM. Reason: Naughty word removed

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                • #9
                  Re: Darn you homers!

                  Originally posted by clearsight View Post
                  Is it just me or is it piffleing hilarious that you have gay dating sites advertised on your board, I mean seriously, what the piffleing hell is up with you, if you loved chirst so much surely you'd front up the 50-100 dollars or so to get it removed. Unless your leaders are all secretely gay.
                  Which would you prefer? That fags give us their money, or that they give their money to the Democratic party?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Darn you homers!

                    Originally posted by clearsight View Post
                    Is it just me or is it piffleing hilarious that you have gay dating sites advertised on your board, I mean seriously, what the piffleing hell is up with you, if you loved chirst so much surely you'd front up the 50-100 dollars or so to get it removed. Unless your leaders are all secretely gay.
                    Pal, as has been explained several times before, the advertising that you see is based on your web interests. I have never seen any advertisements for queers dating services, joo hot dogs, or abortion clinics that give out free toasters with each baby murder, but many unsaved heathens have claimed that THEY have.

                    I see Bible sales, paddles, and discount Purina Bear Chow©.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Darn you homers!

                      I know how these forums work and I know what ure talking about but you're wrong on this one unless you've gone to the effort of building a whole new server which i'm pretty sure you haven't judging by the appearance of the board.

                      The miniature adverts which appear are based on the thread you're reading, the major advert which only appear on one in three pages aren't. I also checked these pages on several other people's computers and a brand new laptop (I'm not sad enough to buy a loptop purely for this it was bought for other purposes), the adverts still show.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Darn you homers!

                        Originally posted by clearsight View Post
                        I know how these forums work and I know what ure talking about but you're wrong on this one unless you've gone to the effort of building a whole new server which i'm pretty sure you haven't judging by the appearance of the board.

                        The miniature adverts which appear are based on the thread you're reading, the major advert which only appear on one in three pages aren't. I also checked these pages on several other people's computers and a brand new laptop (I'm not sad enough to buy a loptop purely for this it was bought for other purposes), the adverts still show.
                        Then you have some wicked, perverted friends.

                        Why are you here, anyway? We are here to offer Praise to Jesus, who suffered and died (temporarily) for our sins.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Darn you homers!

                          Originally posted by clearsight View Post
                          which i'm pretty sure you haven't.
                          Which means you no nothing.

                          Christ wins again.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Darn you homers!

                            That's not even an argument, I know you haven't I was merely understating for effect of an extended sentence. I can tell this board wasn't built by someone specifically for you.

                            As to wnhy i'm here, if you had noone to bounce off you'd go further and firther until you cursed yourself and started denying that you existed. Seriously, havign someone to argue with keeps people sane. I can also not avoid this site mostly because it scares me anything as extreme as this can be allowed to continue.

                            Then you have some wicked, perverted friends
                            Did you not read the bit about the new laptop. Also the fact that those are permantent not miniatur adverts as i pointed out...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Darn you homers!

                              unclearsight spells like a 12 year old. Are you still in junior high..
                              (2 Peter 3:10)

                              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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