[Good Times]

Re: Darn you homers!

TRUE™ love lets you toss your loved ones into hell for eternal torment because it will help them be a better person.

Eternal torment would hardly help someone become a better person, seeing as they would be there for the rest of eternity... Besides this point, I thought the Christian motive was to save our "wretched souls" not condemn them to your Hell... Your goals and ideals seem horrible condradicting sometimes.

[Deaner]

Re: Darn you homers!

Besides this point, I thought the Christian motive was to save our "wretched souls" not condemn them to your Hell.

No. Our motive is to save your soul before you get sent to hell. Jesus has made it very clear what must be done to save yourself from eternal torment. It's our job to make sure every person on earth hears that message. If you don't listen and obey, then you condemn yourself to hell.

Blaming others is a sign of immaturity. I suggest you grow up and listen a little instead of spewing wild & unproven theocratic nonsense.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Darn you homers!

Eternal torment would hardly help someone become a better person, seeing as they would be there for the rest of eternity... Besides this point, I thought the Christian motive was to save our "wretched souls" not condemn them to your Hell... Your goals and ideals seem horrible condradicting sometimes.

That is just the point, eternal torment means that "it is now too late, burn in hell loser"!

The whole idea is that hell should scare the devil out of you while there is still time. If one is without Jesus they should be confronted and scared witless in order to provoke them to accept Christ and thus avoid endless torment in the lake of fire (not to mention anal and face rape by satan's large membered helpers).

[madguitarist]

Re: Darn you homers!

Very simply, we do not want you to go to Hell, but if you do not find salvation, then you will go there. If the Lord doth command it. We shall throw you into the endless wrath of Satan's Lair come Judgement Day, and weep at our inability to save you.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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Why are homers so bad at sports? Why can't they be like real manly men like our President? Why can't they enjoy beating people up, starting wars, and setting stray cats on fire like normal, healthy straight boys? Why can't they spit properly? Why are they always so damn cautious when they're driving? Why must they always cringe if you ask them to carve a turkey? And why do they show so much damn respect to women and nigras and treat them as equals? Damn homers!

The only thing they're good at is fashion, but that's just a fancy pancy nancy boy illusion if you ask me! Most homers don't even know how to fish- they just know how to write reasonably well but people don't care about that. Just look at the spelling of car mechanics in a community college course. And most 'gay fantasy' is all about what a homer isn't good at: fighting and sports. The only friend a homer has is a black nigra woman (who is usually obese and a dyke to boot) and a joo friend that can't catch a football either. Or one of those nerdy straight male fag-enabler wiccans that plays Magic: The Gathering and is most likely a trekkie or a humanist joo-loving Star Wars fan.

How can I change my sexual orientation? I try to be STRAIGHT and AGGRESSIVE like True Christians© but I just don't think I have it in me. I want to be as tough as our big straight daddy in the sky. PRAISE THE LORD! Other fags call me self-hating but why would you want wimpy wussy gay naughty word when you can have straight manly GIVE-LIFE naughty word? WOOF! I love going after straight men only to get punched in the face afterwards. I deserve it for being such a worthless queer. I am SO NOT worthy of straight sperm.

Time to go get AIDS at a reststop because no other fag can be as manly as I want to! Oh well, I realize it's my punishment for being a filthy homer. I LOVE you guys (but not in that way lest I get tied to a fence post and pistol whipped) and I promise I'll never get uppity or think that I can do things even a quarter as good as Godly straight males. Ever hear of Wayne Besen? He thinks gays can be good at basketball. I can't even dribble properly! What does HE know. What a PC joo-loving wannabe str8 boy that fag is. I bet he would even let me naughty word him in the naughty word like it was a naughty word. What a maroon! We all know fags can't be real men. Sigh.

PRAISE JESUS!

So after all that, all you said was that you're just faggot scum that swears he can't help it. Any more excuses, homer?

[6hundred&6sixty6six]

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HEY!!! YOU DON'T LIKE HOMOS??? WELL, YOU CAN KISS MY BLACK, LESBIAN A*S! I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE STAR COVERED UP. I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANY OF YOU SOFT BUGGERS TO HAVE A STROKE WHEN YOU STEPPED INTO THE REAL WORLD AND READ SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T LIKE. BTW, YOU ALL SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN TO SPELL. FUC***G HILLBILLIES... (YEAH, I MEAN YOU!)

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Darn you homers!

I'm gonna enjoy watching you get banned, you little hook-nosed liberal!

[6hundred&6sixty6six]

Re: Darn you homers!

OPEN QUOTE

Originally Posted by Deaner

Blaming others is a sign of immaturity. I suggest you grow up and listen a little instead of spewing wild & unproven theocratic nonsense.

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You are the ones that blame beings like satan for trying to corrupt you. WHOS IMMATURE NOW???? BIT**!

[6hundred&6sixty6six]

Re: Darn you homers!

Btw, Nice to meet you too, Dr. SINNER Otto ASSHO** Bond DEVIL Sr.

[6hundred&6sixty6six]

Re: Darn you homers!

Also, it says on top that you will stone me. Where's the pot? I really wanna get high!!!

[JennyD]

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Btw, Nice to meet you too, Dr. SINNER Otto ASSHO** Bond DEVIL Sr.

Thank you for demonstrating for us how sodomitious butt-buggery and Lesbionic carpet-munching rots the brain.

Class, here we have a typical Lesbian Homersexural. As you can tell by her writing, she is a useless imbecile and a raving loon. Would anyone care to guess why?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Darn you homers!

HEY!!! YOU DON'T LIKE HOMOS??? WELL, YOU CAN KISS MY BLACK, LESBIAN A*S! I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE STAR COVERED UP. I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANY OF YOU SOFT BUGGERS TO HAVE A STROKE WHEN YOU STEPPED INTO THE REAL WORLD AND READ SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T LIKE. BTW, YOU ALL SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN TO SPELL. FUC***G HILLBILLIES... (YEAH, I MEAN YOU!)

Also, it says on top that you will stone me. Where's the pot? I really wanna get high!!!

Nothing worse than a nigra racist coming in here just trying to insult people and cause trouble. And a homo, carpet muncher on top of that. And WHY MUST YOU TYPE SO LOUD?? That is very rude, especially when in the company of God fearing white folk.

Help us Lord Jesus - you are a hippie too. What with all your carpet munching and marijuana sniffing it is no surprise that you hate Jesus. You need to find yourself a good, God fearing man to straighten you out and teach you about Jesus and how to act around white folk.

[Evil bunny]

Re: Darn you homers!

Wow, this might be the first black lesbian on the forum!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Darn you homers!

Wow, this might be the first black lesbian on the forum!

you also have to be disabled, from Guam, Zoroastrian and democrat to even come near being a first.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Darn you homers!

Btw, Nice to meet you too, Dr. SINNER Otto ASSHO** Bond DEVIL Sr.

Friend, as much as I wish to, I am afraid I can't say the same about you. I believe you are very confused. I am neither a sinner, an anus, nor Satan. How have you come to these ridiculous conclusions, boy?