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Re: Darn you homers!
From an internet site, the link to which I can no longer find:
The Workers’ Front is a front organization. There are no actual workers. It is to be distinguished from
The Workers’ Front (Marxist-Lenninist)
The Workers’ Front (Trotskite)
The Workers’ Front (Workers)
The Workers’ Front Liberation Front
The Independent Workers’ Front
The Gay Workers’ Front
The Workers’ Gay Front
The Workers’ Gay Behind
The Front Workers’ Front.
It has a membership, according to its own records, of well over 8 people. It was founded on April 24th 2008 in a pub in London famous for its warm beer and botulism. Eric Leninspart – sometime art-student and convicted thespian, announced the revolution. Three people agreed and cheered but 7 others were thrown out of the bar with him.
Together the 8 revolutionaries spent hours making a poster protesting at Global Capital. After ruining all the paper in the seedy apartment with spelling mistakes and spilled paint, the massed membership marched to a Kebab house ate, and were sick.
When asked how they might combat this new terror threat of dedicated communists, The British Government commented, “Who?”
The Workers’ Front responded with a 58 point set of demands, the records of which were lost when the computer crashed following the electricity company cutting off the supply for non-payment.
“Jonesy” (believed to be a nom-de-guerre of Cecil “Limpwrist” Molestrangler) defied the authorities and claimed welfare benefit. In a hastily convened conference he said that The Workers’ Party would use the welfare money to overthrow all known imperialists and their lackeys once his rent had been sorted out. He then left for his mother’s house with a bundle of dirt washing.
From an internet site, the link to which I can no longer find:
The Workers’ Front is a front organization. There are no actual workers. It is to be distinguished from
The Workers’ Front (Marxist-Lenninist)
The Workers’ Front (Trotskite)
The Workers’ Front (Workers)
The Workers’ Front Liberation Front
The Independent Workers’ Front
The Gay Workers’ Front
The Workers’ Gay Front
The Workers’ Gay Behind
The Front Workers’ Front.
It has a membership, according to its own records, of well over 8 people. It was founded on April 24th 2008 in a pub in London famous for its warm beer and botulism. Eric Leninspart – sometime art-student and convicted thespian, announced the revolution. Three people agreed and cheered but 7 others were thrown out of the bar with him.
Together the 8 revolutionaries spent hours making a poster protesting at Global Capital. After ruining all the paper in the seedy apartment with spelling mistakes and spilled paint, the massed membership marched to a Kebab house ate, and were sick.
When asked how they might combat this new terror threat of dedicated communists, The British Government commented, “Who?”
The Workers’ Front responded with a 58 point set of demands, the records of which were lost when the computer crashed following the electricity company cutting off the supply for non-payment.
“Jonesy” (believed to be a nom-de-guerre of Cecil “Limpwrist” Molestrangler) defied the authorities and claimed welfare benefit. In a hastily convened conference he said that The Workers’ Party would use the welfare money to overthrow all known imperialists and their lackeys once his rent had been sorted out. He then left for his mother’s house with a bundle of dirt washing.
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