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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #46
    Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

    Originally posted by Nigra Squaw View Post
    What the piffle kind of "christian" are you that you're so close-minded and SPITEFUL that you would willfully wish harm on another being?
    What kind of a human being are you that you would willingly wish an innocent baby to be born of an abominable she-male freak, knowing that God would hate it? A hellbound one, that's my guess.
    Originally posted by Nigra Squaw View Post
    Funny, when I found God, laying on the steps leading up to the altar of a church, crying over my best friend when he died...
    You claim to have found God lying on the floor weeping like a drunken emo queer? Friend, just because you and your injun buddies waste your lives rolling around the floor crying whisky-scented tears, does not mean that God does the same.
    , God told me I should accept people for who they were.

    Even if they were meant to be the opposite sex than what they were born as.
    That's just nonsense. Why wouldn't God tell those people to just accept themselves the way they were born, rather than messing around chopping each other's tallywhackers off all over the shop? That would seem a good deal more sensible to me, Jesus, and the Republican Party.
    I reject very little and I DO NOT meddle in the affairs of others. I had a friend who was a Satanist, and I did nothing to sway him from that path. That was his choice. He knew what it would mean in the end and decided on it anyway. I pray for him still, but I'm not going to try and force my beliefs down his throat.
    Friend, where is your Christian love? Are you really so full of drunken Injun hatred and savagery that you have no compassion for your fellow hellbound trash whatsoever?
    Human nature usually dictates the harder you try to force something on a person, the less accepting and likely they are to do what you want them to do.
    That's a flat-out lie. Extensive research by Christian scientists has proved beyond all doubt that the more frequently you give your wife a shiner, the less likely she is to burn your dinner or backsass you in future. You can't argue with science.
    Originally posted by Nigra Squaw View Post
    In that friend's own words when discussing religion with him:
    "Yea, I believe in God. And I absolutely hate the f*cker. F*ck him and his heaven."
    2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
    16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
    17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

    Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.



    2 John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
    10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
    11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
    Sure, it's disgusting, but what are you guys going to do about it? Sitting here and complaining about something you can't change or influence is a waste of time.
    Yes, and that's why we are also actively campaigning for the Constitution to be altered in line with God's Word.
    Originally posted by Lump View Post
    Just because you change my posts doesn't make your lies truth.
    And just because you say we're changing your posts doesn't make your lies interesting. Why aren't you a fundamentalist Christian yet? Give me one good reason.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #47
      Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

      Originally posted by Lump View Post
      The mods changed my post - I do not weigh 280 lbs.
      Lump,

      What does it matter how much you weigh? Sinners all look the same to God; disgustingly repulsive. The only think that will make you beautiful is accepting Jesus as your' savior.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #48
        Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Lump,

        What does it matter how much you weigh?

        What matters is that you people are liars. You do know that Jesus doesn't like liars, don't you?

        Sinners all look the same to God; disgustingly repulsive. The only think that will make you beautiful is accepting Jesus as your' savior.
        .

        I don't need a savior.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Vayhr of the Warhost
          Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 347

          #49
          Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

          Originally posted by Lump View Post
          Just because you change my posts doesn't make your lies truth.
          This crazy 300 pound b*tch is now replying to herself. I think she's finally lost her God damned mind.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #50
            Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

            It seems she ruined a perfectly interesting topic, too.

            Lump, why did you have to derail the pregnant man discussion? That sounded interesting!
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #51
              Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              It seems she ruined a perfectly interesting topic, too.

              Lump, why did you have to derail the pregnant man discussion? That sounded interesting!

              It was notintentional - Zeke started it, but i should not have allowed him to get my goat.

              I apologize to you (and only you), Rachael.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #52
                Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                Originally posted by Lump View Post
                It was notintentional - Zeke started it, but i should not have allowed him to get my goat.
                You shouldn't let him get to you so much. He can be such a darn meanie though, can't he?
                He and the others seem to think that all pagans eat babies for some reason. I don't want to know what movies they must be watching.

                I apologize to you (and only you), Rachael.
                Tis no problem!

                Onto the pregnant man thing, I think what he's doing for his wife is amazing. Odds are, no one in the community might have know he was born a woman otherwise, but he loved her that much that he gave up anonymity to have a baby with her.

                No doubt the fundies all around him are having a field day. Poor guy.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #53
                  Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Onto the pregnant man thing, I think what he's doing for his wife is amazing. Odds are, no one in the community might have know he was born a woman otherwise, but he loved her that much that he gave up anonymity to have a baby with her.

                  No doubt the fundies all around him are having a field day. Poor guy.

                  I think that any time two people who love each other decide to share that love with a new life, it's a beautiful thing. And anyone who wants a child badly enough to do what this couple has done, obviously has the mental and emotional strength it takes to be good parents.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #54
                    Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                    Originally posted by Lump View Post
                    I think that any time two people who love each other decide to share that love with a new life, it's a beautiful thing. And anyone who wants a child badly enough to do what this couple has done, obviously has the mental and emotional strength it takes to be good parents.
                    That's it though. I wish people would stop saying all those horrible things and leave them alone. They and their baby deserve a normal life.

                    But all the fundies will see is that they will think that man is an 'abomination' and blah, blah, blah.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #55
                      Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                      Originally posted by Lump View Post
                      I think that any time two people who love each other decide to share that love with a new life, it's a beautiful thing. And anyone who wants a child badly enough to do what this couple has done, obviously has the mental and emotional strength it takes to be good parents.
                      Even if that relationship violates God's Holy Word?

                      You disgust me, and every decent normal person alive today.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #56
                        Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Even if that relationship violates God's Holy Word?
                        You xtians need to keep those horrible views to yourselves.

                        You disgust me, and every decent normal person alive today.
                        Hey, that is not even slightly true....oh......wait......you actually mean that you think people like YOU are decent normal people?
                        Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #57
                          Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Even if that relationship violates God's Holy Word?


                          As far as I know, Christianity is not a requirement for parenthood.

                          You disgust me, and every decent normal person alive today.
                          LBC is composed of decent normal people? That's news to me.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Roberta
                            Anti La Leche League Organizer
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1817

                            #58
                            Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                            "Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
                            It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world."

                            Ray Davies
                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #59
                              Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)



                              Pastor, why is this one allowed to continue to lift her leg and pee all over our Godly board? And with an avatar bigger than ours, too

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                              • Mr Godwin
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 123

                                #60
                                Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post


                                Pastor, why is this one allowed to continue to lift her leg and pee all over our Godly board? And with an avatar bigger than ours, too
                                Well I suppose it stands to reason that the bigger her avatar, the more room to contain her fleshy bosoms and fat sloppy thighs, Sister Sue!
                                Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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