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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

    We here at Landover Baptist Church have alerted our Christian following in the past:




    Now the official announcement has been made – DC Comics has released one of their closeted homers on the impressionable youth of America. These "Superhero's" no doubt possess super tallywhackers that will release unimaginable menace in their stories of sexual perversion and depravity of super sodomy.

    DC Comics Green Lantern relaunched as gay superhero
    By DAREH GREGORIAN
    Last Updated: 2:04 PM, June 1, 2012
    Posted: 3:18 AM, June 1, 2012

    One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.

    The original Green Lantern - a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years - will be revealed to be a gay man in next week's issue of "Earth 2."

    Alan Scott - formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 - tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss.

    "He's very much the character he was. He's still the pinnacle of bravery and idealism. He's also gay," "Earth 2" writer James Robinson told The Post.

    The Emerald Guardian's sexuality was rebooted along with the rest of his fictional universe as part of DC's "New 52" initiative aimed at rejuvenating their characters.

    Robinson said he decided to make the change because making the character young again meant erasing Scott's gay superhero son out of existence.

    "The only downside of his being young was we lose his son, Obsidian, who's gay. So I thought, 'Why not make Alan Scott gay?'" Robinson recalled. "That was the seed that started it."

    He ran his idea by the bosses at DC, "who signed off on it without hesitation."

    Robinson, a British writer who lives in San Francisco with his wife, is no stranger to gay characters - he wrote DC's "Starman" comic in the 1990s, a groundbreaking title that starred a homosexual superhero. He said the only agenda he's pushing is reality.

    "It's a realistic depiction of society," he said. "You have to move with the times."

    He said he did hope the character - who's the most powerful member of DC's superteam, the Justice Society - would be an inspiration.

    "He's a type-A personality who doesn't hide in the shadows," Robinson said.

    "I hope he's a positive figure. If there's some kind of kid out there who's reading the comic and who's worried about the person he is, maybe it will give him a positive sense of who he is. Or maybe a different kid will read it and decide I don't need to bully some kind of kid in school," Robinson said.

    While a gay wedding in Archie Comics earlier this year and impending same-sex nuptials in a Marvel X-Men comic have recieved a small amount of backlash from angry parents, Robinson said he's not worried about that because "that kind of negativity is stupid and outmoded."

    "We should be preaching love and tolerance," he said.



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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

    Every one of them wears a leotard, I wouldn't be surprised if they all eventually came out as gay, even the ones pretending to be married.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Palmer C. Eldrich
      Unsaved trash
      Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
       
      • Mar 2008
      • 349

      #3
      Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

      No need to get your panties in a bunch, the whole scenario takes place in fantasy land. It's not even the real Green Lantern character.
      The character is different than the more modern Green Lantern, ladies' man Hal Jordan, who stars in his own comics and is a member of an extraterrestrial police force called the Green Lantern Corps.

      In the current "New 52" continuity, the Alan Scott Green Lantern and the Justice Society operate in a different universe than the Justice League. Robinson said in the "Earth 2" universe, Scott is the sole Green Lantern, and "the strongest, most important super-powered character" in the world.
      Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9062

        #4
        Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

        It does not matter that Earth 2 is a different Universe

        The bumfounded are a menace anywhere and evrywhere and God told us how to deal with queers.

        Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Brother_Percy
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 1359

          #5
          Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

          I always knew Ryan Reynolds was a gay !






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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12294

            #6
            Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

            It's interesting how the liberal wing of our faith tries to accomodate homerism.

            Here a Christian tries to say homer comic books might the a "teaching moment". Hey, friend, it's a Satan moment.

            There was a time when comic book themes, however fantastical, were still pretty much tame and moral fare They tended to champion good vs evil A parent didn t have to worry about their child picking ...
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6290

              #7
              Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

              So I guess this means that Pink Lantern isn't AC, he's DC.
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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                So I guess this means that Pink Lantern isn't AC, he's DC.
                Plug and play more like it.

                To bad they can't do an issue were the Green Lantern gets a Spiritual Intervention from a good Christian role model like Pastor Zeke who straiten Green Lantern out on this gay thing.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Plug and play more like it.

                  To bad they can't do an issue were the Green Lantern gets a Spiritual Intervention from a good Christian role model like Pastor Zeke who straiten Green Lantern out on this gay thing.
                  Why not Bible Man?

                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • WWJDnow
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 6290

                    #10
                    Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Why not Bible Man?
                    Isn't our superhero Jesus?
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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Super Sodomy – Superhero Green Lantern Comes out of Closet

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      Isn't our superhero Jesus?
                      Of course, Brother . . . but a gay superhero has no chance against Jesus. There wouldn't be any conflict.

                      Gay Lantern: Oh, so you're Jesus. Woof! Great beard, stud. You're HOT!

                      Jesus: Like it hot, do you? [Raises hands, earth shakes]

                      Gay Lantern: Wha . . . ? NOOOO! [Shrieking in terror as ground opens beneath his feet, black smoke and flames belching forth] AAAAAHHHHHH! [Falling into fire]

                      Jesus: [Shouting into chasm] Is that hot enough for you? HA HA HA! [Raises hands again, earth closes]

                      Not much of a story.

                      But Gay Lantern going mano-a-mano with Bible Man, there's plenty of opportunity for interesting battles, maybe some wrestling, attempts to seduce Bible Man, and all sorts of side stories!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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