Homo whale spurts rainbows!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Not since the disgusting Rainbow Gash has a character more revolting blasted its way into the public's view.

Rainbow Gash sprays gratuitous rainbows.

Now, an as-yet nameless "humpback" (ahem) whale has blasted a rainbow at a cruise ship. Apparently, it was a gay cruise.

Landover's Creation Scientists are looking into this disturbing event (seen on video below).

Three possibilities are being examined:

• The whale rejected Jesus and chose homosexuality.
• Satan has taken control of an innocent animal and caused it to blast out rainbows.
• The cruise line captured the animal and implanted a rainbow glitter sprayer in its blowhole.

[Tripp Bryant]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

I don't think that your..."scientists" quite understand how a rainbow works, if they're actually having to study the situation.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

I don't think that your..."scientists" quite understand how a rainbow works, if they're actually having to study the situation.

Friend, our scientists are True Christian™ Scientists, which means they are the best in the business, being constantly on the lookout for ways in which their satanic counterparts are serving the dark master by holding and teaching views that are based on criteria other than the Word of God.

You'd do well to begin your own study of things from a Biblical perspective. And why not go introduce yourself in the introductions forum so we can greet you properly.

Pastor Ed

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

I don't think that your..."scientists" quite understand how a rainbow works, if they're actually having to study the situation.

I think it is you who needs to learn a bit more about history.

Genesis 9:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

God made the rainbow as part of His promise the Noah.

It is no surprise when normal people think atheists are stupid, to me.

YIC

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Lieberals may have injected this whale with same kind of homogenizing agent that they use on homogenized milk. Whatever was the means used to turn this whale into gaysexual, it is still clear attack against God and creationism as whale must be the most important fish God created because it is mentioned separately.

Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

[Tripp Bryant]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

I can't begin to fathom the amount of unrealistic concepts that you've all managed to create in your minds. Homogenization is a process of allowing a milk to sit, fresh from the cow, in a refrigerated setting and allowing it to separate into a layer of skim milk, and a thick cream, resulting in a 2% milk once the skim is removed. Not some governmental conspiracy involving a chemical that results in the whale to become a homosexual, rainbow spewing whale. While the rainbow is a magnificent sight, the science behind it is basic. As light enters a water droplet, the different wavelength colors bend at slightly separate angles. Some of this light reflects off the back of the droplet and is bent a second time as the droplet emerges from the light beam. Drops at different angles send distinctively different colors to the eye.To see a rainbow, an observer must have her back to the sun and rain must be falling in some part of the sky. Since each raindrop is lit by the white light of the sun, a spectrum of colors is produced. No two observers will ever witness exactly the same rainbow because each will view a different set of drops at a slightly different angle. Also, each color seen is from different raindrops, and taking into account the difference between each human's eye in a unique DNA placement sense. It's proven, indisputable science. The small water particles that's produced from the aftermath of the whale blowing the water out. It's about light placement, and water placement/density.

With that out of the way, as for your little history lesson, the history behind the bible is more corrupted and twisted than even the greediest of republicans that this shithole country has to offer. While I'm not a pure expert on the bible out of reasons involving pride and dignity, as well as my hatred for ignorant people who base their entire life off of a purely fiction based book, thinking that their faith and beliefs, keywords here, "faith" and "beliefs", will someday be the basis of law in this, already stated, shithole, corrupted, dept-filled country. It's not going to happen, like everyone here seems to believe. It's based off corrupt, silly laws that were considered holy during the time the book was based. Now, don't get me wrong, there are situations in the bible that were based on events that occurred, but they've been twisted and changed to fit what Christians believe. Now, from reading other over exaggerated threads on this website, there's people who think that these laws from the bible will one day govern this country, and others. Now, there are laws I can guarantee that nobody here would follow.

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

And the list goes on. I'd like to see anyone from this pleasant little community follow these, and every other single law in which the bible states. And before anyone says how about those are from Leviticus, and it's the old testament, but it's the same book in which you decide to to pick and choose what should be chosen to follow. Homosexuality, for example. It's from Leviticus, just like the other bullshit "laws".

Where was I? Oh yea; the bible is a twisted, corrupted book in which people would like to pick and choose "laws" that appeal to them, and nothing that they don't like. It's about an insecurity with yourself, not the years of twisting phrases in the bible around so that it's appealing to the Christian community. Granted, Christianity has had a major influence to the history of art, eras in time, and music as well. But it's nothing to follow your life on. It's a faith, a belief of a god, based on spirituality, rather than proof of the situation. Hell, If I went and created a church based on the belief that there's a 50 yard long magical space butterfly that roams around the galaxies putting his blessing upon those who believe him, so that one day they can become space butterflies like the Great One, I'd have the same basis to dispute the laws behind that faith, just as much as Christianity. Because it's a faith. It's not proof.

[Bob4God]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Now, there are laws I can guarantee that nobody here would follow.

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

And the list goes on. I'd like to see anyone from this pleasant little community follow these, and every other single law in which the bible states.

Uh, we do follow those laws, jackass.

Spring Cleaning: Throw out mixed fabrics

I hope you still feel real smart and important.

[Tripp Bryant]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Uh, we do follow those laws, jackass.

Alright. But what about every other law? Do you end the lifes of those who are caught cheating? Do you end the life of those who speak of false gods? Do you stone the children that disrespect their parents and elders? There's still so much that could be brought up here. By all means, what do you follow, and what do you not?

[Tripp Bryant]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

And what about the no haircuts/shaving? By the looks of all these "prestigious" pictures of yourselves, you all look pretty well groomed.

[Bob4God]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Alright. But what about every other law? Do you end the lifes of those who are caught cheating? Do you end the life of those who speak of false gods? Do you stone the children that disrespect their parents and elders? There's still so much that could be brought up here. By all means, what do you follow, and what do you not?

If you could shut up and use the "SEARCH" button on our forum, you could learn a whole lot about us, and you could do it without embarrassing yourself like this.

We follow the whole Bible, regardless of what people think.

We believe girls who are raped should marry their rapists, because the Bible says so.

We believe gays should be exterminated, because the Bible says so.

However, the Bible also tells us to follow secular law, so we obey the Bible by obeying secular law, and we do not exterminate gays or adulterers.

But, we vote Republican every year, and support the institution of Biblical law as the new legal system of America. One day, we hope that True Christian Republicans will give us a GODly government that will exterminate sinners for us.

[Tripp Bryant]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

We follow the whole Bible, regardless of what people think.

I'm still going to stick on the subject of hair. Why aren't you rockin' long hair, and a big ol' bushy beard? I don't see how that would hinder secure law.

And while I'm typing, the little infraction isn't going to stop me from making a new account repeatedly just to post. IP ban would simply result in either running a proxy, or simply changing/masking the IP.

[Bob4God]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

I'm still going to stick on the subject of hair. Why aren't you rockin' long hair, and a big ol' bushy beard? I don't see how that would hinder secure law.

Here: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? - 1 Corinthians 11:14

And while I'm typing, the little infraction isn't going to stop me from making a new account repeatedly just to post. IP ban would simply result in either running a proxy, or simply changing/masking the IP.

[Tripp Bryant]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Here: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? - 1 Corinthians 11:14

Leviticus 19:27 - "'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.'"

So what overrides what? Isn't Leviticus supposed to be the major laws of the bible?

That reminds me. Is there still nobody willing to respond to the scientific standpoint behind the rainbow situation?

[Bob4God]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Leviticus 19:27 - "'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.'"

So what overrides what? Isn't Leviticus supposed to be the major laws of the bible?

They are both true and valid.

Atheists want you to believe that the Bible is full of contradictions, but it really isn't. You can twist scripture all you like, but we sane, rational True Christians know there isn't a single contradictory verse in the entire Bible, even if it does give three different accounts of JESUS' last words on the cross.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Homo whale spurts rainbows!

Leviticus 19:27 - "'You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.'"

So what overrides what? Isn't Leviticus supposed to be the major laws of the bible?

That reminds me. Is there still nobody willing to respond to the scientific standpoint behind the rainbow situation?

The problem is that the rainbow (a gift from God) has been appropriated by the God hating queer agenda.

If you gave a loved one a special present (that you made rather than bought from the local shop on the way home from work) and a bunch of queers stole it and used it as a symbol of anal rape of animals and children, how would you like it?

I'd be hooping mad, I can tell you!

YIC