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  • #16
    Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

    Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post
    I am a nun, Captain. We do not cavort about and have sex, instead remaining abstinent to allow us to focus on faith and avoid sin.
    That's the funniest thing I've read here ever!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    • #17
      Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
      That's the funniest thing I've read here ever!
      What exactly is so funny about it?

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      • #18
        Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

        Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
        ROFL! If Picard had any balls he would do what it takes to get the job done!
        Nah, you see he was able to hold his self distruct and keep thrusting torpedos in and only blow his bridge when the time was right, not when he saw his first sign of romulan pussy on the screen...

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        • #19
          Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

          Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post
          What exactly is so funny about it?

          Virgin nuns. That's like a priest with a healthy, normal sexual appetite. LOL!

          Originally posted by lady_c View Post
          Nah, you see he was able to hold his self distruct and keep thrusting torpedos in and only blow his bridge when the time was right, not when he saw his first sign of romulan pussy on the screen...
          I got more in one season than Picard did in seven, and I was never penetrated by the Borg. WIN!
          Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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          • #20
            Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

            This is disgusting – fornicating with alien vaginas. The Pastors must be busy preparing their sermons for tomorrow otherwise there would be some serious infraction points handed out to the lot of you for even participating in this vile thread.

            The next post better be about praising Jesus or I am calling a moderator.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #21
              Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

              Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
              Alright, two chicks! Score! What say I giggitty you two up to my gedoogitty ship and we'll giggitty giggitty goo all the way to Xanax 2! LOL! We only use Astroglide on my ship, and in space no one can hear you moan with pleasure!
              Are you James T. Kirk or Glen Quagmire?

              Thank God I'm not a pervert like you!

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              • #22
                Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                I got more in one season than Picard did in seven, and I was never penetrated by the Borg. WIN!
                You kept taking it from those klingon's pretty hard. I guess you love a good boarding party with big strong men in costumes?

                Penetrated by 7 of 9, you wish !

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                • #23
                  Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                  Originally posted by Jebediah Brimstone View Post

                  Thank God I'm not a pervert like you!
                  What kind of pervert ARE you?

                  Don't think we aren't going to find out, either. The DOF is taking a special interest in your case, pal.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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