PLEASE HELP! I Think My Daughter Might Be Dating A Homosexual!

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

Please help! I recently found out my teenage daughter was dating. I was naturally worried when she first told me, because you hear what kids are like nowadays. She told me he was from a good Baptist home, and goes to Church every Sunday, so I wasn't too concerned. This is her first proper boyfriend, and I did want to give this kid a chance.

Anyways, last night was the first time I actually met him, and I was horrified! I mean, the kid is obviously a homosexual. I could tell that right off the bat. He has a high pitched feminine voice, and he doesn't act very manly. Not only that, but he has BOTH HIS EARS PIERCED! So he is OBVIOUSLY a gay.

I tried to talk to my daughter about it when he left, but she just got real upset, and kept swearing the kid was straight. No, I'm sorry, I'm not convinced! I really don't want him anywhere near my daughter, in case he gives her 'the AIDS' or whatever that type have.

I really don't know what to do about this, but I think I should start off by at least contacting the kids parents, as they might not realise he's a gay? What do you think?

[Mistress Cookie]

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I really don't know what to do about this, but I think I should start off by at least contacting the kids parents, as they might not realise he's a gay? What do you think?

Well, it's troubling, obviously. Though one good thing is, if the "boyfriend" is a homogay, you can at least rest easy that the girl will remained PHYSICALLY undefiled.

Of course, she may begin blaring Liza Minelli albums day and night and injecting drugs, as all homosexuals do, but at least she'll stay "pure".

I honestly don't know what to offer, about this one...is it possible the young man is just watching too much TV?
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[MissKage]

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How does that make the guy homosexual?

[TinaSantafe, whore]

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Dude. If he's gay and he's dating your daughter, I think your biggest problem is a really manly looking daughter.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Well even if he is not gay he is still effeminate which is still a sin,

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

I would stop my daughter from seeing him. I assume you have disinfected the area?

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brother Percy, what's to say God hasn't sent this young man to your daughter so that she can help hiim become Saved?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'd also like to raise the question of why exactly your daughter is allowed to "date" anyone? Haven't you picked out a husband for her yet? With all of the Christian love in the World, I'd like to suggest that you do a better job as a father and find her a husband and get the courtship started!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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He probably just wants to wear her clothes.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

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If you have instructed your daughter to stop seeing this person then that should be the end of the matter since, if she is a Christian, she will obey you. If she is disobedient God has a sure remedy and just by following God's Word once again we see problems fade away — especially problems of this type.

I John 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
KJV

Hallelujah!

[patricklau]

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Friends,

Please help! I recently found out my teenage daughter was dating. I was naturally worried when she first told me, because you hear what kids are like nowadays. She told me he was from a good Baptist home, and goes to Church every Sunday, so I wasn't too concerned. This is her first proper boyfriend, and I did want to give this kid a chance.

Anyways, last night was the first time I actually met him, and I was horrified! I mean, the kid is obviously a homosexual. I could tell that right off the bat. He has a high pitched feminine voice, and he doesn't act very manly. Not only that, but he has BOTH HIS EARS PIERCED! So he is OBVIOUSLY a gay.

I tried to talk to my daughter about it when he left, but she just got real upset, and kept swearing the kid was straight. No, I'm sorry, I'm not convinced! I really don't want him anywhere near my daughter, in case he gives her 'the AIDS' or whatever that type have.

I really don't know what to do about this, but I think I should start off by at least contacting the kids parents, as they might not realise he's a gay? What do you think?

If she keeps disobeying you and God, you must bury her up to her head in sand and stone her.

[Mistress Cookie]

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If she keeps disobeying you and God, you must bury her up to her head in sand and stone her.

This is a wise and time-honored technique, as it keeps the reproductive organs from being damaged.

Thank you for mentioning it.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it:

[John Creeser]

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Brother Percy, what's to say God hasn't sent this young man to your daughter so that she can help hiim become Saved?

I was thinking along the same line.

Brother Percy, I would pick up some of the flyers from Landovers Ex-Gay Clinic and have a sit down with "him" and his parents. I would also ask Brother Porter to go with you, seeing as he is an ex-gay as well. Brother Porter would make an excellent sponsor to a young gay male

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Dude. If he's gay and he's dating your daughter, I think your biggest problem is a really manly looking daughter.

So you are suggesting that he is a bisexual. You should know that bisexuals also are gay, anyone who lets someone else of the same gender ram their tallywacker up their ass is a disgusting faggot. There is nothing between heterosexuality and homosexuality. If you only have sex with people of the opposite gender, you are a heterosexual. If you have sex with people with the same gender you are a disgusting homogay faggot even if you prefer to have sex with people of the opposite gender sometimes.

[Brother_Dave]

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If he has piercings which are unGodly in men. Take that man as far away from your daughter as possible

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Brother,

Refer the boy in question to me, I will get to the bottom of it.

Yours In Him,
bab