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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

    Normal people mock faggots, and joke about fags at school, at work, etc.

    But now queers are whining that they're discriminated against, and pushing for anti-free speech laws that block people from mocking faggotry, and branding it as hate speech.

    So let's just separate the cultures. Fags in one country, normal people in another. That way, the poofs can live in their own country without discrimination. And normal people can continue having freedom of speech.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #2
    Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

    You mean Canada?

    Au revoir, sweet man-whores of Montreal...

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Normal people mock faggots, and joke about fags at school, at work, etc.

      But now queers are whining that they're discriminated against, and pushing for anti-free speech laws that block people from mocking faggotry, and branding it as hate speech.

      So let's just separate the cultures. Fags in one country, normal people in another. That way, the poofs can live in their own country without discrimination. And normal people can continue having freedom of speech.
      I agree.

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      You mean Canada?

      Au revoir, sweet man-whores of Montreal...
      "I think they should put all of you queers on an island somewhere." "They did; it's called Manhattan."
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Normal people mock faggots, and joke about fags at school, at work, etc.

        But now queers are whining that they're discriminated against, and pushing for anti-free speech laws that block people from mocking faggotry, and branding it as hate speech.

        So let's just separate the cultures. Fags in one country, normal people in another. That way, the poofs can live in their own country without discrimination. And normal people can continue having freedom of speech.
        We annex the I-5 corridor. California for the gays, Washington for the lezbos, and Oregon for the bisexual perverts. We dig a trench along the border and fill it with oil and set it ablaze, so none of the fruits can escape into the normal part of America. Glory!



        BTW: This is post #67,000
        Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 09-22-2012, 04:09 PM. Reason: Typo
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
          You mean Canada?

          Au revoir, sweet man-whores of Montreal...
          Would Canada offer enough containment?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            BTW: This is post #67,000
            It is good to know that you are watching over us, Noble Pastor.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12470

              #7
              Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

              Really, wouldn't we need an island nation to keep them separate?

              There is one available. Alcatraz Island used to host a fine prison, now it's just a tourist site or something.

              Maybe that could be a compaign thing Mitt could bring up.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                While I do agree that these abominable sodomites need to be seperated from healthy, normal people, I think giving disgusting queers a homeland would be too much of an endorsement of their sinful lifestyle choice. We all know that homosexuality is a curable mental disease and it should be treated as such.

                If I may, as a cured Ex-gay© myself, my personal vision for the final solution to the gay problem has always been a bit grander. America needs large, fenced medical camps set up in every state. Creating a vast network of fortified, military controlled internment centers spread across our entire nation, with intense Ex-Gay© therapy programs, staffed by True Christian™ doctors and Aversion Surgeons has always been my dream. That way, we could concentrate our efforts to cure theses poor inferior individuals more easily.

                The queers could be brought to the camps with our currently underutilized preexisting railroad system. This would in my opinion the best way to end the sodomy problem in our lifetime. True Christians™ like us should be doing all we can reintegrate these poor diseased people back into normal society, not tacitly endorsing their right to exist by giving them a land of their own.
                Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 09-22-2012, 10:57 PM.
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Born Again Bob
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2318

                  #9
                  Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                  Dear Friends,

                  Couldn't they self-deport? They do all sorts of other terrible things to themselves...

                  Yours in Unipartisanship,
                  BAB

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                    Dear Friends,

                    Couldn't they self-deport? They do all sorts of other terrible things to themselves...

                    Yours in Unipartisanship,
                    BAB
                    "Self deport" What kind of hippie came up with that kind of faggot talk?

                    No, it's kick their door down in the middle of the night, kill the corgie and toss them on a bus in their underwear kind of the deport we want. It's not enough these Mexicans, gays, atheists and Muslims get tossed form their country they need to be humiliated too!

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Loyal To God
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 16

                      #11
                      Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                      Here's a scary thought. In some places, they are trying to make preaching a sermon about being gay is a sin against the law and if the pastor is caught preaching it, could go to jail for gay bashing. So much for separation between church and state and this is because they gays are whining about it. It's not the Pastor's fault that they are feeling condemned. Also, I can't remember his name but a gay sued a bible printing company and won because the bible preached against gays. He called it gay bashing and descrimination against gays. I saw that on the news one time and they even had the guy's e mail address on the screen so I e mailed him and told him to leave our bible alone, that they are ruining this country. He tried to justify what he was doing so I quoted some bible scriptures to him in an e mail and he ended up threatening me with gay bashing. I told him to go ahead because what I say is the truth and he's nothing but a cry baby. That was I believe 8 years ago but it still makes me angry when I think about it. Another thing is, the bible was printed before his time and that printing company either no longer existed or was under new ownership which meant lots of paper work and so on and I can't understand how he still one the case. Unbelievable.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                        Originally posted by Loyal To God View Post
                        Here's a scary thought. In some places, they are trying to make preaching a sermon about being gay is a sin against the law and if the pastor is caught preaching it, could go to jail for gay bashing.(anointed preaching snipped for brevity)Unbelievable.
                        Amen! It's a totally real problem.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Born Again Bob
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2318

                          #13
                          Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                          Dearest Brother,

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          It's not enough these Mexicans, gays, atheists and Muslims get tossed form their country they need to be humiliated too!
                          You must tell me more when next we meet. The Spirit moves in my foundations and I get an uncontrollable urge to speak in tongues when you preach with such passion!

                          Yours in Him,
                          Don't You Make My BAB Eyes Blue!

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                          • frannie the whore
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 1

                            #14
                            Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                            HA HA YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING NUTS... WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU. PEOPLE LIKE YOU CREATED MEN LIKE HITLER AND SOMEWHERE INSIDE THERE YOU HAVE DEEEEEEP SHAME. I HOPE YOU SEE THE LIGHT SOMEDAY.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29448

                              #15
                              Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                              I always thought Brooklyn, the UK and Australia was were where they put 'those people'.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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