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  • ironlungs
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 10

    #1

    IRONY

    my god, browsing this forum and an ad for a gay dating site appears, hahahaha
    o, wait, you yanks don't get irony...
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: IRONY

    Originally posted by ironlungs View Post
    my god, browsing this forum and an ad for a gay dating site appears, hahahaha
    o, wait, you yanks don't get irony...
    As has been pointed out innumerable times; Google keeps tabs on every individual poster on the internets. They tailor all advertising to your surfing history.

    The only advertising I see is for Bible supplies and Pastoral cheat sheets (which I never use).

    Apparently Google knows about your perverted lifestyle.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Don the Baptist
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 480

      #3
      Re: IRONY

      LOL, queer.

      Mine shows caseload discount Bible highlighters (yellow ONLY) cause that's how I buy 'em. Of course, I see Discount Bible ads as well, that's where I buy cases of KJV New Testaments to give out on the streets. I buy my BIG Bibles there as well (for smiting queers at bus stops).

      You probably see ads for Hitlery Clinton and Muslim dating services too don't sissy boy?
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: IRONY

        The only ads about Church security, firearms and how tos for increasing church funds. It is kind of distressing to think about how much gay child porn the unsaved must see from these ads.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

        Hot Must ReadThreads!


        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: IRONY

          I get church and Christian militia ads. Ironlungs is a homer.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: IRONY

            Today I got "Free Bible study tools" and that boring bottom of the page "securegive.com" ad.

            Google should be shunned for pushing those dirty ads at children.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: IRONY

              I get Freedom Fries ( ), Rapture proof shelters, and Leather Bible Covers.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 860

                #8
                Re: IRONY

                I get hunting gear, Flood Geology conferences and field trips to the Great Canyon and Mount St. Helens, and GodHatesFags.Com.
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                • Don the Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 480

                  #9
                  Re: IRONY

                  Then it's unanimous, "ironlungs" is a queer!
                  Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: IRONY

                    That's funny all I see are delicious looking recipes and cleaning supplies.
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                    • Dr. Santiago Solo
                      On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 860

                      #11
                      Re: IRONY

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      That's funny all I see are delicious looking recipes and cleaning supplies.
                      Speaking about delicious dinners, Sister, did you see the thank you message I left you in another thread?
                      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                      • madguitarist
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 51

                        #12
                        Re: IRONY

                        I get "Learn Biblical Hebrew Online" and "Discover the 3 biggest challenges facing your Christian life and values, and learn to overcome them One-by-one-by-one..."

                        Looks like you've been spending lots of time on homerporn.com, buddy.
                        Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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