[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Drivel removed for brevity. Oh, look; there's nothing left.

You are another Roman Catholic, I presume. We get some of your tribe from time to time. As an idol worshipping pervert, do you think God loves you?

[Didymus Much]

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...For pete's sake, you wanna claim that catholics are real christians??...

There's an entire subforum here dedicated to their heresies, so, um, NO!

...And then you decided to remove 6 books misguided myths that were tainting the bible...

FTFY.

...15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions [paradosis i.e. law or ordinance]which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle." ...

Notice the tense used? Past tense. Meaning it's already been taught, at that point in time. Not included in that description is stuff that people (i.e. Catholics) decided to add in later on. like Mary being anything more than a handy uterus.

Jesus' "tradition" was to be tolerant and LOVING towards sinners...

Before He tosses their unrepentant asses into everlasting fire. So many "Christians" completely overlook that part.

...at least be RESPECTFUL and stop acting like you are all perfect and righteous...

Why? Surely you're not one of those idiots who think we HAVE to respect anyone's opinion on any subject, no matter how ignorant, uninformed, or even dangerous?

...cause you aren't.

That's not what the Bible says. Learn yourself some Scripture here: True Christians are Perfect!

[Des]

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That's not what the Bible says. Learn yourself some Scripture here: True Christians are Perfect!

Catlickers are even more adverse to reading the Bible than atheists.


YIC
BIH

[Hereigns]

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You are correct, I should be more respectful to your opinions, after all it is america! I'm sorry for any offense my comments brought you, but there is a reason for why everything is the way it is in the church, I looked at the subform. If you'd like, I can go through all of it with you and disprove all of it, just tell me.

[Didymus Much]

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You are correct, I should be more respectful to your opinions, after all it is america!...

I'm not sure if we have a language issue here, but the only thing that will be respected here is the one right that the Constitution actually protects, that is one's right to hold an opinion that differs from others'. Whether the opinion itself is worthy of any respect is an entirely different question (that must be judged on the evidence available, and the only evidence admissible here is Scripture from the KJV).

...I'm sorry for any offense my comments brought you...

Ooh, offending me? Good luck.

Offending the True Christians? Impossible.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:
And nothing shall offend them."

...If you'd like, I can go through all of it with you and disprove all of it, just tell me.

Please bring your applicable Scripture from the KJV to the appropriate thread. Let's keep this one on topic.

[Hereigns]

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First of all, may I ask what your problem is? I legit tried to be nice to you and you decided to be rude? Okay then. Look, I'm gonna have to get you to use that small brain of yours to think okay? Your bible is different than the catholic one right? Have you wondered why? It's because 6 parts have been removed from ours and some of the wording is different. You all keep saying that god is the true authority and nobody should follow earthly leaders as you would God, but the thing is...you already did. We know for a fact that the 72 books in the catholic bible have been divinely inspired by God and that it truly is his word, however you took it upon yourselves to remove some of his holy word and say that its not right, that it doesn't matter. I would also like to point out that nowhere in the bible does it say that peter had a wife, he had a mother-in-law but no wife. In every single bible but yours, they do not mention a wife. You guys ADDED to the bible....uh oh, you ALL broke God's law. The thing is, I'm not even Catholic. I'm ignostic.

[Elmer G. White]

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First of all, may I ask what your problem is? I legit tried to be nice to you and you decided to be rude? Okay then. Look, I'm gonna have to get you to use that small brain of yours to think okay? Your bible is different than the catholic one right? Have you wondered why? It's because 6 parts have been removed from ours and some of the wording is different. You all keep saying that god is the true authority and nobody should follow earthly leaders as you would God, but the thing is...you already did. We know for a fact that the 72 books in the catholic bible have been divinely inspired by God and that it truly is his word, however you took it upon yourselves to remove some of his holy word and say that its not right, that it doesn't matter. I would also like to point out that nowhere in the bible does it say that peter had a wife, he had a mother-in-law but no wife. In every single bible but yours, they do not mention a wife. You guys ADDED to the bible....uh oh, you ALL broke God's law. The thing is, I'm not even Catholic. I'm ignostic.

Dear Sinner,

How can you have a mother-in-law without a wife? Let us look at the text in the form God communicated it for the ancients (Textus Receptus) before the World was ready to receive it in it pure KJV form:

Matthew 8:14
Καὶ ἐλθὼν ὁ Ἰησοῦς εἰς τὴν οἰκίαν Πέτρου εἶδεν τὴν πενθερὰν αὐτοῦ βεβλημένην καὶ πυρέσσουσαν·

• πενθερὰν? Noun, feminine, singular, accusative. Verily, it is "mother-in-law". Let us see what this word means. We can use, e.g., the Cambridge Dictionary.

mother-in-law noun [ C ]

uk /ˈmʌð.ə.rɪn.lɔː/ us /ˈmʌð.ɚ.ɪn.lɑː/ plural mothers-in-law
B2 the mother of your husband or wife

Unless you wish to express that Peter had a husband, I fail to see how the KJV definition of being the "mother of his wife" would fail.

As for your being an ignostic, what is your purpose here? Ignosticism maintains that unless things are properly defined, any discussion about them is meaningless. Many ignostics refuse to engage in religious debate as they feel superior to anyone who puts his Faith™ in Jesus. How do you think that using ad hominem attacks towards our atheist friend ("small brain") would would constitute a discussion that would be meaningful from the ignostic point of view? Please define it in a precise manner so that it makes sense within your world view. As you can see, the Bible is well ahead of you in that respect!

1 Corinthians 14:11
Therefore if I know not the meaning meaning of the voice, I shall be unto him that speaketh a barbarian, and he that speaketh shall be a barbarian unto me.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

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First of all, may I ask what your problem is?...

Sure, you can.

...I legit tried to be nice to you and you decided to be rude?...

Where was I rude to you?

...Okay then. Look, I'm gonna have to get you to use that small brain of yours to think okay?...

Now, you see, for your attempted insult to have any effect, I'd have to respect your opinion.

...Your bible is different than the catholic one right?...

My Bible? Didn't you notice the "arrogant atheist dick" label the moderators were nice enough to give me? Or the "Hellbound Heathen" award?

...Have you wondered why?...

Yes. So I investigated. Way back when shit like that took time and effort (i.e. before the internet). And I found out. And... it's not why you think.

...It's because 6 parts have been removed from ours and some of the wording is different...

No, that's how they're different. Why they're different would have to delve into the entire history of Christianity from the time immediately following Paul, all the way through the previous several schisms (major and minor), and take into account the socioeconomic and geopolitical realities facing England and Europe during the 16th and early 17th centuries. And that's a bit beyond the scope of a thread detailing why God hates asexuals, so before the True Christians™ get mad about thread derailment, let's get back on topic.

...You all keep saying that god is the true authority and nobody should follow earthly leaders as you would God, but the thing is...you already did. We know for a fact that the 72 books in the catholic bible have been divinely inspired by God and that it truly is his word...

Because some earthly leader (in your case, Rome instead of Canterbury or wherever) told you so.

...I'm ignostic.

Ok, then, "God" is as defined in the KJV. Game on! (in an appropriate thread, of course)

[Please Flush Me]

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Oh dear. I don't know whether to be amused or saddened by all this. Although, I must thank you for the entertainment you have provided me with during my evening meal, especially the parts where the thread derailed from the original topic.

But seriously, the ***disgusting profanities removed*** is wrong with you people? (Hey look, I even censored it for you )


Restating a previous, regularly mentioned and often put down point (since it doesn't seem to be getting through, although I don't know why this time would be any different), asexuality is a natural thing that only about 1% of the worlds entire population deal with. So, assuming there's roughly 7,500,000,000 (because population change and all that jazz), that's only about 7,500,000, which really isn't that much. So no, they're not going to cause the decline of the human population or anything like that.


I am now sort of glad that I always struggled to understand what they were saying in my Religious Education classes back in Primary school. Seeing the way you treat those you deem as lesser than you for simply not being interested in reproducing? Yeah, I'll stick to my agnostic beliefs thank you very much.


And oh my god, the way you treat women? The fact that there are women on this site who believe they are worth nothing more than serving a man and producing "soldiers for god"? (Also, why the ***disgusting profanities removed*** are we calling children soldiers? They're children for god's sake) Honestly, where the ***disgusting profanities removed*** is your dignity? Your sense of self-worth? A wife's place is not grovelling at the feet of her husband, but standing beside him on equal ground.


And as my final point, please, do remind me, why is your religion 'The One True Religion' when it's only been around for about what? A bit over 2000 years? Jesus ***extremely disgusting profanities removed*** christ, the Indigenous Australian's Dreamtime has more right to be 'The One True Religion' than your Christianity does.


Bloody ***disgusting profanities removed***.

[handmaiden]

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. . . why is your religion 'The One True Religion' when it's only been around for about what? A bit over 2000 years? Jesus ***extremely disgusting profanities removed*** christ, the Indigenous Australian's Dreamtime has more right to be 'The One True Religion' than your Christianity does.

We believe it's the One True Religion because the Bible assures us that it is. The Bible also asserts that it is The One True Word of the One True God. Why would the Bible lie?


Also, the Bible says that God has been around for way more than 2,000 years ago. So, if the One True Religion is the worship of the One True God, then it's been around since before the existence of anyone to believe in it--or to misinterpret it, either.


Logically Yours,
Handmaiden

[Please Flush Me]

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Also, the Bible says that God has been around for way more than 2,000 years ago. So, if the One True Religion is the worship of the One True God, then it's been around since before the existence of anyone to believe in it--or to misinterpret it, either.

So then why did he decide about 2000 years ago to go "hey, how 'bout I finally tell them what I want them to do"?


And why didn't he tell the Incans? Or the Aztecs? Or the Egyptians? Or any other ancient society?


Oh hey, it's my favourite argument, "because god says so"! How're you doing?

[Elmer G. White]

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So then why did he decide about 2000 years ago to go "hey, how 'bout I finally tell them what I want them to do"?

And why didn't he tell the Incans? Or the Aztecs? Or the Egyptians? Or any other ancient society?

Oh hey, it's my favourite argument, "because god says so"! How're you doing?

Dear Sinner,

I can answer both of your nice questions with the same material!

God did tell about His Will 6000 years ago during Creation, but mankind disobeyed (Genesis 3:6). Again, during Noah's Flood that was 2348 BC, EVERYONE knew about God's Wrath. As you are well awre of, there were only 8 human survivors (Genesis 7:23). The ancestors of the Aztecs were among the survivors. They had their chance to continue following Him! Is it God's fault if they dismissed His Legacy, forgot about the True God™ and succumbed into idolatry? As they abandoned God, they had no hope for Salvation! It is sad but it is how God designed things to be!

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

They did not know Jesus, hence, they are in Hell.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Please Flush Me]

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God did tell about His Will 6000 years ago during Creation, but mankind disobeyed (Genesis 3:6). Again, during Noah's Flood that was 2348 BC, EVERYONE knew about God's Wrath.

Well then I guess I'll go back to one of my original points. What about the Dreamtime of the Indigenous Australians? The Indigneous Australians have been dated to existing as far back as 40,000 years. They clearly knew nothing of God's existence? let alone his wrath, until the British decided that they're going to invade, since it's so much fun.

[Elmer G. White]

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Well then I guess I'll go back to one of my original points. What about the Dreamtime of the Indigenous Australians? The Indigneous Australians have been dated to existing as far back as 40,000 years. They clearly knew nothing of God's existence? let alone his wrath, until the British decided that they're going to invade, since it's so much fun.

Oh Dear,

These "indigenous people" are also the product of the dispersion after the Flood. Their oral tradition is notoriously unreliable, at least it is much more unreliable that the written eyewitness account of God Himself that is available in the Bible. The Dispersion took place during the Tower of Babel in 2242 BC. This is when the strange ergative-absolutive languages of the Austrian Aborigines were Created (they are apparently - regarding the languages - related to Basque and some languages of the Caucasus [not too far from the place where the Ark landed], as they also have this strange ergative-absolutive construction that has led to apostasy in so many cases).

Genesis 11:9
Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

Obviously, this weird form of grammatical syntax has confused the sense of time of these peoples, as there was only the Void before 4004 BC.

Genesis 1:2
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

The concept of "Dream time" must be a remnant of this powerful verse that can still be read in the Bible. It breaks my heart to realize how little these savages preserved of God's Word when they entered the Austrian Continent!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Please Flush Me]

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Oh Dear,

These "indigenous people" are also the product of the dispersion after the Flood. Their oral tradition is notoriously unreliable, at least it is much more unreliable that the written eyewitness account of God Himself ... This is when the strange ergative-absolutive languages of the Austrian Aborigines were Created.

Seriously? They found HUMAN REMAINS that they were able to date back 40,000 years. You know, through actual, scientific methods?


Oh, but I forgot, that's not really your sort of thing, is it?


Okay then, what about the cave art that predates written word? You do know that's a thing, right?

The concept of "Dream time" must be a remnant of this powerful verse that can still be read in the Bible. It breaks my heart to realize how little these savages preserved of God's Word when they entered the Austrian Continent!

Honestly, I only quoted this because I had no idea we'd suddenly moved continents! I mean, it's still a bit hot here, and I guess we're just gonna be missing out on that sweet White Christmas the rest of Europe apparently gets.


All joking aside, I wanna take this opportunity to inform you that this lovely Continental Country is called Australia. I know it might be a bit hard (it is 2 whole extra letters after all!), but please do well to remember this from here on out.