[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Sharpest knife in the draw. I'd love to give you a visual.

Until you can give me an example here I'm going to assume you don't have any actual evidence. It's your choice: provide some evidence or don't.

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Originally Posted by SavedbyChrist
Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

Quoted for sheer, blind ignorance.

I don't even how to begin to reply to this.

Anyway! I just got an infraction because "Attacking Grammar Takes Attention Away From What's Important, Namely, How Much Jesus Hates Asexuals".

Therefore: Jesus hates asexuals 0% because He loves all His children, whether they live exactly as the Bible "teaches" or not. Praise God, Hallelujah

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

Quoted for sheer, blind ignorance.

You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer."

Brother Back said (and meant to say) "sharpest knife in the draw". Seriously, do you not get it? Come on, you're just messing with us, aren't you?

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer."

** Removed to save my own skin **

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Either way however, my IQ is still above average at 125.

125 is well within the average range for humans. A chimpanzee monkey has an IQ of about 90. 130 is considered relatively gifted for people. Really intelligent starts at about 145 for humans. A genius is 160 or better. So, you are smarter than a monkey but not as smart as the average rodeo clown.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Assuming that you actually know what the phrase I typed reffered to is not helping you understand that I meant DRAW not Drawer. Please, I am running out of headache pills. I believe you are a pharmaceutical sales rep creating a need.

Visual examples? I promised I wouldn't go there for a while.

You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer." However, you typed "draw." I doubt you meant "sharpest knife in the act of putting pencil, charcoal, etc to paper and creating pictures."

Please, while we're here, bring on the visuals.

PS: As a decent person, I advise you not accidentally overdose in your frustration; only take two pills every six hours, Wally.

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Time of month rant

Assuming that you actually know what the phrase I typed reffered to is not helping you understand that I meant DRAW not Drawer. Please, I am running out of headache pills. I believe you are a pharmaceutical sales rep creating a need.

Visual examples? I promised I wouldn't go there for a while. You're running around Hell bent on arguing with everything you can. How about you actually deal with your real issues and why you really came here. The school project is just a smoke screen and a total fallacy.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

OMG and you claim to be Messican. Think harder, Genius.

*Draw.

How does this retort make sense even to you? I got these definitions from outside sources. American, non-Mexican sources, since that's so important.

These are other people supporting my claim. It's basic English, I'm not, nor could I be, making this up. Look it up in a dictionary or online, you'll see what I mean.

(Also how am I betraying my Mexican-ness by posting those screenshots?)

At first I thought, "We're disagreeing because of an age gap, different life experiences, different upbringings. He's a close-minded Bible-humper, I'm a young feminist, it's no surprise we disagree."

But this? There's literally no excuse on how or why you would disagree with me on this. It's grammar and spelling. I have nothing to do with deciding how words are spelled or what they mean.

Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

I'm begging now: Show me concrete evidence as to why I'm wrong about this. This idiot needs visual examples, please.

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Stupid images removed because she still can't see it.

OMG and you claim to be Messican. Think harder, Genius.

*Draw.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Well perhaps you'd like to mention to them that what you call demi, many of us call normal. Or would that lose you your important position on the panel?

And I am happy that you are happy being normal, which makes both of us happy. Honestly, I have no idea what you're whining about. Yes, I know incessant whining is all part of growing up, but it's very tedious of you to inflict it on total strangers.

Quoted for the Truth(tm). I mean, does she imagine that "normal" behavior is going to bed with everything that moves and later deciding to have a romantic relationship with that person/animal/object?

Kids these days, they are just weird.

As I've said multiple times on this site, I'm 22-years-old. I'm already grown up. This is really boring now. I'm surprised all of you are so uncreative that you have to pretend I'm 12 so you have some verbal ammo at the ready. At the risk of your husband hitting you, I'd like to ask a favor that you use that brain I know you have to think of a semi-original insult.

For example, I could repeatedly call any of you 10-year-olds that pick fights online when your mom isn't looking so you can feel good while you're still losing baby teeth.

But we're all adults here. Well--I am, at least.

Sweetie, it's not about name-calling. It's about what a person's behavior online can tell us about what this person's real personality is like. Your biological age might be 22 (we don't really have a way to check that, do we?). Nevertheless, the level of emotional maturity which shows in your posts is more typical for a teenager. Please feel free to review posts by Sister Joanna and that Didymus guy to see the basis of this assessment. (And yes, thinking that we are just name-calling you fits beautifully in this pattern).

I hope that was helpful, dear. I will be offline until late night tonight, but I will be happy to assist you with your questions later.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

*Draw.
Think about it.

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

*drawer

*Draw.
Think about it.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

And yeah, no we're not stupid.

Ah good, you got it! Knew you could do it, Wally. 10 points to you, bravo. Man, I wish I knew you all personally so I could call the cops and report all this domestic abuse against your wives and children (and ladies to free you and you children from your husbands and the abuse you inflict on your children). It honestly makes me sad.

It's disheartening too to think you're just raising more angry Bible-humpers.

Christians talk about how accepting they are of everyone, loving, etc, but then you meet Christians like you people and learn they only accept other white Christians like them. The only way they're really willing to spread the Word is by killing and raping.

You aren't the sharpest knife in the draw,

*drawer

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Come on... Butter? Fingers? Moist? Protect?

You really are attention seeking aren't you. It speaks volumes about you. And yeah, no we're not stupid. You aren't the sharpest knife in the draw, it's getting sadder by the post.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So as I said, you came here to find an audience. That's funny. OK I'll get back to you. I have a problem with the help. Rude of me I know but it can't wait.

Aw boo. I got censored last time for using objective terms for ~gland-to-gland combat~ as someone so eloquently put it, so I used more family friendly terms. I was hoping somebody would pick up on it. Part of me is glad you didn't, so I know I won't be immediately banned, but I worked hard on that.

Come on... Butter? Fingers? Moist? Protect?

At the risk of my account being terminated, I'd be more than happy to be more blunt about it.

And I am happy that you are happy being normal, which makes both of us happy. Honestly, I have no idea what you're whining about. Yes, I know incessant whining is all part of growing up, but it's very tedious of you to inflict it on total strangers.

As I've said multiple times on this site, I'm 22-years-old. I'm already grown up. This is really boring now. I'm surprised all of you are so uncreative that you have to pretend I'm 12 so you have some verbal ammo at the ready. At the risk of your husband hitting you, I'd like to ask a favor that you use that brain I know you have to think of a semi-original insult.

For example, I could repeatedly call any of you 10-year-olds that pick fights online when your mom isn't looking so you can feel good while you're still losing baby teeth.

But we're all adults here. Well--I am, at least.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

This past week was Asexuality Awareness Week; I'm part of a panel in my college who will be talking about my experiences as demi.

Well perhaps you'd like to mention to them that what you call demi, many of us call normal. Or would that lose you your important position on the panel?

I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life since discovering my sexuality and being able to share myself with the love of my life.

And I am happy that you are happy being normal, which makes both of us happy. Honestly, I have no idea what you're whining about. Yes, I know incessant whining is all part of growing up, but it's very tedious of you to inflict it on total strangers.