[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Even though I'm not heterosexual, I am in a heterosexual relationship/will be in a hetero marriage, so I guess I'm covered!

No, you're going to Hell to be Sodomized by Satan. Carpet munching Bulldykes and Homofaggots all go to .
You're a Dyke in a Sinful relationship with a man. HELL HELL HELL.

Read your Bible missy.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

As you can see, heterosexual marriage is the only way to avoid fornication.



The "big deal" is that if you do not follow God's wishes, you're going to end up in Hell. Forever and ever. And we are so nice that we take time from our busy schedules to make sure that you know that. Whether you follow our advice and repent for your sins it's up to you, though.

Even though I'm not heterosexual, I am in a heterosexual relationship/will be in a hetero marriage, so I guess I'm covered!

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

There you go, you must of missed it. It's probably a side effect of that Retardation problem that you suffer?

I keep telling you, I don't suffer from anything. Also, it's "must have"; "must of" doesn't make any sense.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, back to the issue of asexuality/demisexuality: Why are you all so against it? Especially demisexuality, that sounds like the kind of Christians want.

My dear, Christians want what God wants.God is very clear in His views on fornication:

1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

1 Corinthians 7:2 - Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

As you can see, heterosexual marriage is the only way to avoid fornication.

We're not hurting you. We don't have some kind of "agenda." What's the big deal?

The "big deal" is that if you do not follow God's wishes, you're going to end up in Hell. Forever and ever. And we are so nice that we take time from our busy schedules to make sure that you know that. Whether you follow our advice and repent for your sins it's up to you, though.

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, back to the issue of asexuality/demisexuality: Why are you all so against it? Especially demisexuality, that sounds like the kind of Christians want.

We're not hurting you. We don't have some kind of "agenda." What's the big deal?

Catholics are not even Christians. That first word in your post, it's not allowed (not even mentioned) in the Holy Bible, so God doesn't like it. You're going to Hell either way, honey.

I hope that was helpful.

There you go, you must of missed it. It's probably a side effect of that Retardation problem that you suffer?

[SavedbyChrist]

So, back to the issue of asexuality/demisexuality: Why are you all so against it? Especially demisexuality, that sounds like the kind of Christians want.

We're not hurting you. We don't have some kind of "agenda." What's the big deal?

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I just posted my intro thread)

OUTSTANDING. I shall be over directly to read it.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Wh-- What?

I'm Mexican-American first of all.

Oh, don't pay attention to that person. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and he's on drugs. He's harmless, as far as I know.

How do you "extract" Mexican from someone?

I'd recommend prayer. As told us, we can do everything with prayer:

Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

(Also I just posted my intro thread, thanks Basilissa [cool name!].)

Thank you dear. My Hellbound parents named me after an Orthodox saint. (Also, I see you're fond of nested parentheses. [I am, too]).

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Only white people have these problems with sex. Very many white people are perverts. This is because they sit around all day drinking rum while the Black man does all the work. This lacking of something to do perverts the mind and makes white people think up new perversions.

Wh-- What?

I'm Mexican-American first of all.

Just because you're about 6 years past your prime, doesn't mean I can't partially love you. But then I read the rest.

Since when are Catlicks not Christian? umm forever. I fear there may be a little retard in you. Do either of your parents suffer from Down Syndrome? This would answer a great deal of concerns I am feeling. I don't know if we can extract the Heathen part away from your American part, Messycan is hard to extract. But non the less, if you pop into the introduction thread as you were asked, it would be a great start.



OH it would seem Sister B is ahead of me once again. These Women type so fast. This is why they are so suited to being Secretaries to us Men, we are clumsy typers.

Nope, neither of my parents have Down Syndrome. In fact, my father is one of the best doctors in the region, he's been voted Top Doc numerous times, and my mother is smart as a whip.

(Also I just posted my intro thread, thanks Basilissa [cool name!].)

How do you "extract" Mexican from someone?

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I'm 22-years-old.

I don't fall in love with everyone, it means I'm only physically attracted to a person once I develop a romantic connection.

Also since when are Catholics not Christian? I'm not trying to be defensive, I'm genuinely curious. I'm Mexican-American so I was raised Catholic (Catholicism is pretty big there) and taught that we are Christian.

Just because you're about 6 years past your prime, doesn't mean I can't partially love you. But then I read the rest.

Since when are Catlicks not Christian? umm forever. I fear there may be a little retard in you. Do either of your parents suffer from Down Syndrome? This would answer a great deal of concerns I am feeling. I don't know if we can extract the Heathen part away from your American part, Messycan is hard to extract. But non the less, if you pop into the introduction thread as you were asked, it would be a great start.



OH it would seem Sister B is ahead of me once again. These Women type so fast. This is why they are so suited to being Secretaries to us Men, we are clumsy typers.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I'm 22-years-old.

I don't fall in love with everyone, it means I'm only physically attracted to a person once I develop a romantic connection.

Also since when are Catholics not Christian? I'm not trying to be defensive, I'm genuinely curious. I'm Mexican-American so I was raised Catholic (Catholicism is pretty big there) and taught that we are Christian.

This is why I have provided a link in my previous post (here it is again, click HERE). In short, we do not consider Catholics to be Christians because Catholics ignore the Bible and therefore do not follow God's Commandments.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Wow what a week.

Welcome young and confused prepubescent that falls in love with everyone. To Gods favorite forum. We would love to get to know you and find out how we can get you on the road to recovery from the catlick brain washing you have experienced.

> Here < is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You can be saved you know. Young women get help in here all the time. We are very understanding. As it is you're going to Hell. Probably 3 times, once for being DemiMoore, the second for uttering the words Roman and Catlick in the same sentence and the 3rd for being catlick.
Come entertain us regardless, you never know.

I want to love you little girl, but not before Jesus does.

I'm 22-years-old.

I don't fall in love with everyone, it means I'm only physically attracted to a person once I develop a romantic connection.

Also since when are Catholics not Christian? I'm not trying to be defensive, I'm genuinely curious. I'm Mexican-American so I was raised Catholic (Catholicism is pretty big there) and taught that we are Christian.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Only white people have these problems with sex. Very many white people are perverts. This is because they sit around all day drinking rum while the Black man does all the work. This lacking of something to do perverts the mind and makes white people think up new perversions.

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Demisexual Roman Catholic

Wow what a week.

Welcome young and confused prepubescent that falls in love with everyone. To Gods favorite forum. We would love to get to know you and find out how we can get you on the road to recovery from the catlick brain washing you have experienced.

> Here < is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You can be saved you know. Young women get help in here all the time. We are very understanding. As it is you're going to Hell. Probably 3 times, once for being DemiMoore, the second for uttering the words Roman and Catlick in the same sentence and the 3rd for being catlick.
Come entertain us regardless, you never know.

I want to love you little girl, but not before Jesus does.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Demisexual in a straight relationship, Roman Catholic, I don't cut or self-harm, I'm not ugly, I'm not goth or emo.

Thoughts?

Catholics are not even Christians. That first word in your post, it's not allowed (not even mentioned) in the Holy Bible, so God doesn't like it. You're going to Hell either way, honey.

I hope that was helpful.