[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN FOR SOME piffleED UP KNOWLEDGE SIR.

I have some knowledge for you too: your Caps-Lock key is stuck.

GUESS WHAT I AM?

Let me guess: some kid who is asexual and acts out against True Christians in a fit of rage? Maybe even with some Canaanite blood? Probably also born to non-Christian parents.

IM A 16 YEAR OLD ASEXUAL GIRL WHO IS AMERICAN-JAMAICAN,GERMAN,CHINESE,CUBAN AND HAS NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTRY BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK

Bingo!

I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX

You're not supposed to "have sex", you are supposed to bear Children for God. You should not enjoy it either.

I DONT THINK I OWE ANYTHING TO MY MALE COUNTERPART

Oh boy. I'm not even going to start with the couple thousand Bible verses to the exact contrary. Let's focus on the key point here: sex. You owe it to God, simple as that.

AND I AM SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE MALES IN MY SCHOOL

That makes perfect sense. Only home-schooled children are smart.

SO BECAUSE OF YOUR VIEWS MY EXISTENCE IS ONE BIG BALL OF SIN AND I SHOULD BE TERMINATED

Do you acknowledge that "our views" are based on the KJV 1611 Bible? Whose views are they? Ours of God's?

THE BIBLE WASNT EVEN WRITTEN BY GOD, IT WAS WRITTEN BY MAN.

Yes, men wrote the Bible. Duh. But it was God who dictated it to them.

MY BODY IS MY CHOICE, AND NO ONE ELSES, SO piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.

Yes, and where your soul goes (Heaven or Hell) is God's choice. Guess what the smart choice is?

I am honestly surprised how you believe you can tempt us Christians here. Usually when harlots tempt men, it's through sex. But you don't have sex on the table. What can you tempt us with then?

ITS AN OUTDATED BOOK MADE BY MAN

Please give references from the KJV 1611 Bible justifying that position.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I do not understand this whole "asexual" thing.

You make GOD's little soldiers with your wife or husband. That is a duty and sometimes your duties are not so nice.

Why do you have to shout everybody about that?

Like a little child who does not want to eat his breakfast porridge.

"I am an Aporridge"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

You make GOD's little soldiers with your wife or husband. That is a duty and sometimes your duties are not so nice.

Exactly, dear friend. God commanded us to be fruitful and multiply (Genesis 1:28, 9:1), but "asexuals" make the lifestyle choice to ignore Him. Since they already have the same rights as everyone else in our secular society, I conclude that they are seeking special privileges. Also, I guess our uppity negress friend doesn't want to be saved (1 Timothy 2:15).

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Everyone knows that ass sex does not result in Christian offspring (it might result in negro offspring). We can safely conclude that ass sexuals are not Christian.

[kussarojam]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

If it's aimed at producing children AND you don't enjoy sex, then you're good.

That also limits what heterosexual couples can do because out of four commonly used orifices, only one has child-bearing potential if you catch my drift.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

Friend, if you're not Saved, then nothing you do is good, regardless of how closely it aligns with the Will of God. You must understand, God hates your sin, He hates it so much that He would rather toss you right into the very Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) than to let you step one inch into Heaven. It's not because He hates who you are, He hates what you are: Until you have been Born Again, you are, and will remain A Sinner. And that disgusts Him. He even likens your sin to a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Would you want a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags to be plopped right down at your Christmas Dinner Table? Would you want to subject your family and friends and guests of honor to the stench and flies and crusty crumbs of such a disgusting thing? No, and neither does God want to invite you to Heaven, even if you always and only ever had sex in the context of holy matrimony, using your wife's front-butt exclusively.

I hope that helps.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

Hello dear. I think in your introduction you said you were only 13 years old, and it is good to see a young person with such a healthy attitude.

Speaking as a mother of 8, the word I prefer for the act of procreation is distasteful rather than disgusting. If it is actually disgusting, then someone is doing something very wrong indeed.

Pay attention to the very wise words of Sister Mary Etheldreda, who always explains these sensitive matters so much better than I ever can.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Hello dear. I think in your introduction you said you were only 13 years old, and it is good to see a young person with such a healthy attitude.

Speaking as a mother of 8, the word I prefer for the act of procreation is distasteful rather than disgusting. If it is actually disgusting, then someone is doing something very wrong indeed.

Pay attention to the very wise words of Sister Mary Etheldreda, who always explains these sensitive matters so much better than I ever can.

It is revolting in the highest. It concerns me that in this day and age a youth of 13 can go on the internet and learn words like s*x with impunity. Where are the parents???

[kussarojam]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Hello dear. I think in your introduction you said you were only 13 years old, and it is good to see a young person with such a healthy attitude.

Speaking as a mother of 8, the word I prefer for the act of procreation is distasteful rather than disgusting. If it is actually disgusting, then someone is doing something very wrong indeed.

Pay attention to the very wise words of Sister Mary Etheldreda, who always explains these sensitive matters so much better than I ever can.

Er... You've got the wrong user. My age is kept anonymous to everyone except for the Administrators of this forum. My introduction thread was here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=105619 ), in case you need to read it over again.

But thanks. I appreciate it.

[kussarojam]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Friend, if you're not Saved, then nothing you do is good, regardless of how closely it aligns with the Will of God. You must understand, God hates your sin, He hates it so much that He would rather toss you right into the very Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) than to let you step one inch into Heaven. It's not because He hates who you are, He hates what you are: Until you have been Born Again, you are, and will remain A Sinner. And that disgusts Him. He even likens your sin to a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Would you want a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags to be plopped right down at your Christmas Dinner Table? Would you want to subject your family and friends and guests of honor to the stench and flies and crusty crumbs of such a disgusting thing? No, and neither does God want to invite you to Heaven, even if you always and only ever had sex in the context of holy matrimony, using your wife's front-butt exclusively.

I hope that helps.

Cool, thanks.

I'll consider it the one thing I actually did right, then. "Hey, God, I'm a steaming pile of menstrual rags, but at least I'm not a steaming pile of menstrual rags covered in shit!"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

"Hey, God, I'm a steaming pile of menstrual rags, but at least I'm not a steaming pile of menstrual rags covered in shit!"

That is a good start. But someday you must fully accept that you are even lower than that, as you were born deserving nothing but aeternal damnation. It is only through undeserved forgiveness that we attain to anything but.

[Tiffany Carson, otakugirl]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Marriage and especially sex scares me. Is something wrong with me? What do I do? (((((

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Marriage and especially sex scares me. Is something wrong with me? What do I do? (((((

How you feel about marriage and sex is irrelevant. God expects you to marry and bear children.

Gen 1:27-28 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

1 Tim 2:11-15
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Tiffany Carson, otakugirl]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

What about people who are gay or whatever and still get married and have kids?