[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

Friend, if you're not Saved, then nothing you do is good, regardless of how closely it aligns with the Will of God. You must understand, God hates your sin, He hates it so much that He would rather toss you right into the very Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) than to let you step one inch into Heaven. It's not because He hates who you are, He hates what you are: Until you have been Born Again, you are, and will remain A Sinner. And that disgusts Him. He even likens your sin to a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Would you want a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags to be plopped right down at your Christmas Dinner Table? Would you want to subject your family and friends and guests of honor to the stench and flies and crusty crumbs of such a disgusting thing? No, and neither does God want to invite you to Heaven, even if you always and only ever had sex in the context of holy matrimony, using your wife's front-butt exclusively.

I hope that helps.

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

If it's aimed at producing children AND you don't enjoy sex, then you're good.

That also limits what heterosexual couples can do because out of four commonly used orifices, only one has child-bearing potential if you catch my drift.

[kussarojam]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Everyone knows that ass sex does not result in Christian offspring (it might result in negro offspring). We can safely conclude that ass sexuals are not Christian.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

You make GOD's little soldiers with your wife or husband. That is a duty and sometimes your duties are not so nice.

Exactly, dear friend. God commanded us to be fruitful and multiply (Genesis 1:28, 9:1), but "asexuals" make the lifestyle choice to ignore Him. Since they already have the same rights as everyone else in our secular society, I conclude that they are seeking special privileges. Also, I guess our uppity negress friend doesn't want to be saved (1 Timothy 2:15).

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I do not understand this whole "asexual" thing.

You make GOD's little soldiers with your wife or husband. That is a duty and sometimes your duties are not so nice.

Why do you have to shout everybody about that?

Like a little child who does not want to eat his breakfast porridge.

"I am an Aporridge"

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN FOR SOME piffleED UP KNOWLEDGE SIR.

I have some knowledge for you too: your Caps-Lock key is stuck.

GUESS WHAT I AM?

Let me guess: some kid who is asexual and acts out against True Christians in a fit of rage? Maybe even with some Canaanite blood? Probably also born to non-Christian parents.

IM A 16 YEAR OLD ASEXUAL GIRL WHO IS AMERICAN-JAMAICAN,GERMAN,CHINESE,CUBAN AND HAS NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTRY BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK

Bingo!

I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX

You're not supposed to "have sex", you are supposed to bear Children for God. You should not enjoy it either.

I DONT THINK I OWE ANYTHING TO MY MALE COUNTERPART

Oh boy. I'm not even going to start with the couple thousand Bible verses to the exact contrary. Let's focus on the key point here: sex. You owe it to God, simple as that.

AND I AM SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE MALES IN MY SCHOOL

That makes perfect sense. Only home-schooled children are smart.

SO BECAUSE OF YOUR VIEWS MY EXISTENCE IS ONE BIG BALL OF SIN AND I SHOULD BE TERMINATED

Do you acknowledge that "our views" are based on the KJV 1611 Bible? Whose views are they? Ours of God's?

THE BIBLE WASNT EVEN WRITTEN BY GOD, IT WAS WRITTEN BY MAN.

Yes, men wrote the Bible. Duh. But it was God who dictated it to them.

MY BODY IS MY CHOICE, AND NO ONE ELSES, SO piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.

Yes, and where your soul goes (Heaven or Hell) is God's choice. Guess what the smart choice is?

I am honestly surprised how you believe you can tempt us Christians here. Usually when harlots tempt men, it's through sex. But you don't have sex on the table. What can you tempt us with then?

ITS AN OUTDATED BOOK MADE BY MAN

Please give references from the KJV 1611 Bible justifying that position.

[mcl125]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Asexuality (just like beastiality, homosexuality, race mixing and other sexual perversions) makes me want to puke. God wants to you have children, many children, that you should train to be soldiers for Christ, and in order to do this, you have to have sex, GOD wants you to get married and SEE YOU have sex. Do you think that you are in a position to stand up to God's will? I am saddened and disgusted to see that you have chosen to be an asexual pervert and a part of the LGBTA community (Lesbian/Gay/Transgender/Asexual)

Think you can get away with being an asexual? Well maybe in this life, but certainly not in the hereafter. All perverts gets raped in hell, but i can guarantee you that Satan will rape you twice as much as the other perverts for your choice to be an asexual

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN FOR SOME FUCKED UP KNOWLEDGE SIR.

GUESS WHAT I AM? IM A 16 YEAR OLD ASEXUAL GIRL WHO IS AMERICAN-JAMAICAN,GERMAN,CHINESE,CUBAN AND HAS NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTRY BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK

I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE I THINK ITS NOT SOMETHING REQUIRED FROM ME BECAUSE OF GOD. I DONT THINK I OWE ANYTHING TO MY MALE COUNTERPART AND I AM SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE MALES IN MY SCHOOL, SO SMART I CAN GET A DEGREE FROM ANYWHERE I WANTED.

SO BECAUSE OF YOUR VIEWS MY EXISTENCE IS ONE BIG BALL OF SIN AND I SHOULD BE TERMINATED

WE LIVE IN THE FLUFFING 21ST CENTURY PEOPLE, THE BIBLE WASNT EVEN WRITTEN BY GOD, IT WAS WRITTEN BY MAN.

BY YOUR STANDARDS WE WOULD BE BACK TO THE DARK AGES FIGHTING OF MEAT WITH CLUBSU HEATHENS. I DONT CARE IF GOD WANTS ME TO HAVE CHILDREN. MY BODY IS MY CHOICE, AND NO ONE ELSES, SO FUCK WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS. ITS AN OUTDATED BOOK MADE BY MAN THAT IS HYPOCRITICAL BY TELLING US TO LOVE EVERYONE YET HATE THOSE WHO DONT SERVE OUR GOD.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Ass sexuals are perverts in God's Eyes. He forbids ass sexuality throughout the Bible, even imposing the death penalty in places. I think the Republican party needs to crack down on this unnatural perversion by allowing Christians to carry firearms openly and stand our ground.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you? First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex? What are you afraid of us doing? Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies? This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith. You want to please God? Help people. Love your neighbor. Pray. Sing. Give thanks. Give to the needy. Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online. You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it. I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals. God gave you life, so get one.

Yes, God is clear about these things and His commandments are set out in The Bible. You did not post Scripture in support of your points so I'm happy to do that for you:

Help people.

Matthew 25:35-40 KJV
I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Love your neighbor.

Mark 12:29-31 KJV
[Jesus speaking] The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

Pray.

I Thessalonians 5:17 KJV
Pray without ceasing.

Sing.

Jeremiah 20:13a KJV
Sing unto the LORD, praise ye the LORD:

Give thanks.

I Chronicles 16:34 KJV
O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever.

Give to the needy.

Deuteronomy 15:11 KJV
For the poor shall never cease out of the land: therefore I command thee, saying, Thou shalt open thine hand wide unto thy brother, to thy poor, and to thy needy, in thy land.

Well there are plenty of other religions, they are all false religions obviously because they deny God or venerate idols or worship the sun and stars or even rats in some cases while blocked on hashish like the sky's the limit when people start making up religions for themselves without reference to what God has explained for us, but clearly your reference was not to those and the Scripture I've selected supports what you've announced in this respect.

There are numerous other passages of course, but let's take a closer look at the text relating to song:

Jeremiah 20:11-13 KJV

[Jeremiah speaking, on the occasion of his being clapped in the stocks] ..The LORD is with me as a mighty terrible one: therefore my persecutors shall stumble, and they shall not prevail: they shall be greatly ashamed; for they shall not prosper: their everlasting confusion shall never be forgotten. But, O LORD of hosts, that triest the righteous, and seest the reins and the heart, let me see thy vengeance on them: for unto thee have I opened my cause. Sing unto the LORD, praise ye the LORD: for he hath delivered the soul of the poor from the hand of evildoers.

Who are these evildoers? There was a specific evildoer, Magormissabib, who'd been making deceptive prophecies and clapping people in stocks. But in his prophetic capacity Jeremiah was also speaking more generally. The LORD would be giving Magormissabib a good blast yet is not restricted to just that individual at that time: “O LORD of hosts, that triest the righteous, and seest the reins and the heart” applies to all people at any time and God's definition of evildoers has not changed any more over time that His entreaty to Help people, Love your neighbours, Pray, Sing, Give thanks and Give to the needy.

Returning to your originally posted piece from yesterday in which you mentioned ways to praise God derived from The Bible as shown, a different theme concerning evildoers AS DESCRIBED BY GOD (but dismissed by you for some reason) is clear:

Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you? First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex? What are you afraid of us doing? Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies? This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith. You want to please God? Help people. Love your neighbor. Pray. Sing. Give thanks. Give to the needy. Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online. You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it. I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals. God gave you life, so get one.

Not us. God. We are telling you what God has said. And don't just crouch there going “hearsay” ▸▸ READ IT FOR YOURSELF.

Notice some of the words God uses for wretches who think they know better than Him? Here is a small selection from the same source requiring us to pray, sing His praises, love our neighbours and the other things you mentioned. Why do you accept His instruction in one place but not in the others? It's a legitimate question and one you do need to answer.

• abomination
• defiled
• vomit
• unrighteous
• wickedness
• malicious
• envy
• murder
• debate
• haters of God
• inventors of evil things
• worthy of death

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

you people are despicable.

Prove it, using Scripture.

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

you people are despicable.

Looks like the persecution squad has arrived, run everyone!

^^^ this is sarcasm

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Are you actually kidding me?

Yep, you saw right through us, well done! We were all having a meeting at Church wondering we could all band together and play a super awesome joke on you personally even though we hadn't even met you yet.

^^^ This is sarcasm

Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people?

Does being with Heaven with us Christians sound like torture to you? Because that is what we are trying to achieve.

Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you?

Most religious groups consist of quacks who have abandoned the KJV 1611 Bible in favor of "what feels right". There is a provable disconnect between what they preach and what God has dictated to us. Please do not compare True Christians with faux religions.

First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex?

It's not right to have sex with the wrong person, at the wrong age or in the wrong way. Correct.

It's not so much the sex you must be having but the reproductive activity. If you use the word "sex", it sounds like it's meant to potentially be an enjoyable activity. If it is, then you're doing it wrong.

What are you afraid of us doing?

Going to Hell. We have a way to spare you eternal damnation. Or rather, the KJV 1611 Bible gives us a direct route into Heaven.

Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies?

Why else would they be on Earth? Otherwise there would need to be only one gender. Simple logic.

This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith.

Maybe you have been member of another church? Many Christians are CINOs (Christian In Name Only). Prayerfully, you can find a better approach to Christianity at OUR Church

You want to please God?

Yes, please!

Help people.

That is exactly what we are doing. I personally volunteer at a Christian center for helping rape victims. I have spoken with some very traumatized ladies who have been ravaged by Atheists. Together, and with much guidance of the Lord, I have helped them understand that they were at fault and how they could redeem themselves with God and prevent future rapes from happening. It's not easy but worth it!

Love your neighbor.

Have you ever been to Landover? It's great fun here! Yummy potluck and everyone greets eachother with a nice "Howdy neighbah!"

Pray.

For you? Sure, no problem!

Sing.

At Landover, we're all about Do Re Mi !!!

Lots of faux Christians are more about Do Re ME ME ME.

Give thanks.

Thanks for coming to our friendly community for help. We love to help you experience True Christianity

Give to the needy.

Yes! This! We attend to all spiritual needs with abandon. We are even trying to find the funds for our fantastic Pastor Zeke to obtain his own private jet so that he can spread wisdom all over the world.

Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online.

While some of us do use asses, most of us have moved on to automobiles.

You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it.

Erm.. cough cough..... have you noticed that we have a forum where we are... cough cough... showing it?

I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals.

Unless you pray to God, how can you know what God is up to? That's a contradiction in terms.

God gave you life, so get one.

This does not make sense. Why should we get again what we have already received. We have only one life, there is no need to make a clone of ourselves

I pray this answers all your questions. If you have any more, shoot! (figuratively!!!)

[cbsmith6]

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you people are despicable.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? * * * I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals.

Dear friend:

Obviously, God wasn't too busy being God to rain brimstone and fire upon Sodom and Gomorrah, so your argument is self-defeating.