[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Catholics came before Baptists last time I checked.
Catholics are also the largest religion

I understand that our religions differ, and I do apologize for my outburst of rude behavior... But that does not warrant your actions of criticizing me for my own religion. Baptists derived from the Catholic faith, and I know this because I do my research. I also have a strong interest in European history and Theology.

I was so thrilled that you would discard your false religion and choose Christianity™... Now I'm not so certain any more.

First, let me introduce you to some fallacies.

1. Genetic fallacy and apply to tradition (I know this is a hard one for Catholics to understand). Even if something is traditional, it does not mean it is True™. Truth™ is only determined by the Bible and Bible only! Even if something derives from something else, it does not mean that the older form (which, by the way is far from proven) is the correct one.
2. Ad populum. Appeal to numbers. There are more Chinamen and Indians than Catholics? Does that mean they have the Truth™? No, it doesn't! In, fact, if you had a strong interest in the Bible and Biblical Theology, you would know it. The Truth™ does not depend on how many

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Indeed, our religions differ. We practice Christianity® and you practice the Catholic© non-Christian religion. We do not criticize you. Jesus does. He uses these words:

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 3:15-18. One of the most pivotal teachings of Jesus. You must believe in Him to be Saved. Read the Gospel of John. It tells us that Jesus = God = Jesus = Word = He and His Father are ONE= Light of men. You must believe in Him to be saved and avoid Hellfire.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

If you discard Jesus, you are NOT a Christian. You have another religion. How do we know this to be True™ of the Catholics? Because their leader tells us so! The Pope has decided to accept...

• ...atheist salvation (you don't have to believe anything and you still can go into Heaven; compare with John 3:18).
  
• ...Muslim salvation (you can deny the Trinity and the Divine Nature of Christ and still go into heaven; compare with John 3:15-18).
• ...evolution (you can disregard the Fall [Genesis 3:6] and the need to reconciliation, i.e., Jesus CHRIST; compare with John 3:16-18).
• ...homosexual behavior and teaching the children, especially young boy youths, to choose the homosexual life style (no surprise here regarding the catamite tradition of the Catholic organization; compare with Romans 1:27). Thus, the connection to asexuality, refusal to perform begetting.

Christianity® tells us that Jesus is needed for Salvation. Catholicism tells us you don't need Jesus for anything. In addition, if you're a catholic you accept the infallibility of the Pope, at the moment Pope Frances. We don't criticize. Jesus does. He does even more. He judges. He casts unbelievers into Hellfire. Catholics are unbelievers -> [use simple logic here].


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

RE: Re: God Hates Asexuals

Also... I am a woman.

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Catholics came before Baptists last time I checked.
Catholics are also the largest religion

I understand that our religions differ, and I do apologize for my outburst of rude behavior... But that does not warrant your actions of criticizing me for my own religion. Baptists derived from the Catholic faith, and I know this because I do my research. I also have a strong interest in European history and Theology.

I am very sorry for my insensitivity toward your religious beliefs, and I do hope you can forgive me for my transgressions. In a swing of emotions, I overreacted and felt like I needed to stand up for what I believed in. Have a nice evening. You may block me or whatever. I don't even belong here, so I am done before this gets anymore out of hand.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions". Sexual Orientation is not the same thing as Romantic Orientation. Asexuals range within a large spectrum. They can range from "sex repulsed": those who do not want to have sex under any circumstances, "sex neutral": (me) those who do not care for sex, but are not unwilling to do it, and then there are "Sex open individuals": who are open to it for reasons other than attraction/pleasure.

Dear Friend,

After a careful reading of your post I must say that YOU HAVE HOPE. This in wonderful. There are some items in your post (please see the bold typeface) that I find utterly promising. You've understood some basic Truths™ and, thus, it is not an impossible task for you to come to terms with Jesus Christ!

Previously, you've been assessing sexuality based on egoistical notions: "How do I feel". However, these few items show that you are capable of understanding sexuality from the viewpoint of others, as a fulfillment of an order, a command. While ancient Britons in Victorian UK were ignorant of almost everything (especially regarding God and Jesus), they also understood that much:

Lie back and think of England

This means that we practice sexuality NOT for ourselves, NOT for pleasure but for others. Now you only have to determine that significant other in the correct manner.

May I help you: He is JESUS.

He has made a command in...

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

...and, thus, we have sex for Jesus. You said it beautifully:

...for reasons other than attraction/pleasure...

Of course you dislike sex: who wouldn't? It is messy, performed with unattractive female bodies, you sweat, you have to tell your wife to change the sheets etc. But there is a reason other than pleasure: Jesus and His commands. In fact, it is better NOT TO ENJOY SEX:

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

You see, you have almost the correct viewpoint, it is only missing Jesus. The former egoistical nomenclature should be replaced by definitions that are based on the Bible. I have a short list over here for your convenience!

• Asexual = refusing to perform sex for multiplication of mankind NOT "dislike of sex".
• Homersexual = Fornicating with one's own sex or performing self-abuse with a person of one's own sex. This can be divided into male sodomy and female sodomy. Male sodomy (aka colonic treatment) is also called Socratic sex with the eponym based on a Catholic soccerist "Socrates". He died due to the side-effects of sodomistic fornication.

A hospital statement said on Saturday that the former footballer was "in a critical condition due to a septic shock of intestinal origin".

Now how could you get an intestinal infection if it was not inoculated by a homer tallywacker? You couldn't! Case closed.

• Pansexuality named after the Peter Pan -franchise. It means total commitment to fornicating with underage youth. It is what Catholics mostly do. This is allowed to them because they follow their Chief papist the Pope, who has denounced Jesus in favor of atheists and Muslims.
• Transsexuality = counter-Deuteronomical (Deuteronomy 22:5) transformation into a false woman without the capability of begetting.

We can see that it is all about reproduction and endorsement by Jesus. If it takes place within a Godly Matrimony and produces offspring - it is OK. Pleasure, as you said, really has nothing to do with it.


I know.


But Jesus will reward us for the sacrifice of our bodily comforts in due course!






Yours in Christ,


Elmer

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

...if I am "a suspected demon" how could I be able to go to mass, get communion, and was confirmed into the faith...

It's because the Catholics don't give a shit about what the Bible says.

They'll tell you anything they think you want to hear (like "God doesn't really want gays killed", or "atheists and Muslims can go to Heaven so long as they're good people", etc.) just as long as you contribute to their coffers.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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If there is one thing I have learned from the moment I was born, it is that God loves and accepts all of us.

You're confused. Nowhere in the Holy Bible will you find a verse that says God loves and accepts all of us. Indeed, “God loves everyone” is the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things To Your Fellow Man!”

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5

There's more by the way. Just ask. I'm happy to share!

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions".

Fortunately for you, Jesus doesn't care how you feel. He cares only whether or not you comply to His demands (Matthew 21:28-32).

To that end, when you decide you don't really want to burn forever in Hell, you might pick up a copy of the book, “How to keep your Husband happy” by Dr. William W. Orr. It has seventy three pages and seventeen chapters. Very slim isn’t it? For me, it’s handy so I can bring it everywhere and read it when I want to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Also, if I am "a suspected demon" how could I be able to go to mass, get communion, and was confirmed into the faith.

Going to mass? Getting communion? So you admit that you are a Mary worshipping papist? Did you know that Catholicks aren't even Christians?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Wow you all are really going to burn in hell. Have fun, I'll be laughing at you while I'm hanging out with the Angels and saints. Also, if I am "a suspected demon" how could I be able to go to mass, get communion, and was confirmed into the faith.

- The Asexual Suspected Demon Who Does Not Give Two Sh!ts About What You Insane Bapist Bigots Say.

PS. If I do go to hell, it will be for posting obscene amounts of Herb lore on social media. Not expressing how I feel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Do not be stupid. God loves all of us. And I'm going to laugh when I see all of you people in hell without me. You bigoted swines.

God burns those who do not love thy neighbor. Ten Commandments.

Please post the Scripture that states that "God loves everyone." Where does God say that He loves atheists, witches, queers, or retardeds?

And FYI: When God commands us to "Love Thy Neighbor," He means our fellow Christians. He certainly doesn't mean that we should love islamofascists, wizards, perverts or joos.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[WickedWitch]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Please do not listen to any of this bigoted nonsense

This man clearly has no idea what he is talking about because he has never met an asexual first hand.

An asexual is able to get married, and they can still have sex for the sake of their partner's happiness and their love for their partner.Asexuals can also range in appearance. They are not "ugly" individuals, they are themselves.

I grew up exposed to many religious beliefs. If there is one thing I have learned from the moment I was born, it is that God loves and accepts all of us. He did not put us on this earth to wait for those who are not "the faithful" to burn in hell. We were put here to live our lives the way we want to and think for ourselves. We have free will, do we not?

I will say this:

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions". Sexual Orientation is not the same thing as Romantic Orientation. Asexuals range within a large spectrum. They can range from "sex repulsed": those who do not want to have sex under any circumstances, "sex neutral": (me) those who do not care for sex, but are not unwilling to do it, and then there are "Sex open individuals": who are open to it for reasons other than attraction/pleasure.

Do not be stupid. God loves all of us. And I'm going to laugh when I see all of you people in hell without me. You bigoted swines.

God burns those who do not love thy neighbor. Ten Commandments.

Aw, dang. At first I was all, "Yay for promoting asexual awareness," and then I got to the last two (mini)paragraphs and was so disappointed.

Why aren't there any good n00bs anymore?

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

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Please do not listen to any of this bigoted nonsense

This man clearly has no idea what he is talking about because he has never met an asexual first hand.

An asexual is able to get married, and they can still have sex for the sake of their partner's happiness and their love for their partner.Asexuals can also range in appearance. They are not "ugly" individuals, they are themselves.

I grew up exposed to many religious beliefs. If there is one thing I have learned from the moment I was born, it is that God loves and accepts all of us. He did not put us on this earth to wait for those who are not "the faithful" to burn in hell. We were put here to live our lives the way we want to and think for ourselves. We have free will, do we not?

I will say this:

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions". Sexual Orientation is not the same thing as Romantic Orientation. Asexuals range within a large spectrum. They can range from "sex repulsed": those who do not want to have sex under any circumstances, "sex neutral": (me) those who do not care for sex, but are not unwilling to do it, and then there are "Sex open individuals": who are open to it for reasons other than attraction/pleasure.

Do not be stupid. God loves all of us. And I'm going to laugh when I see all of you people in hell without me. You bigoted swines.

God burns those who do not love thy neighbor. Ten Commandments.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I have a few things which I would like to weigh in with.

Firstly, is there really any need for smilies showing people getting blown up? How do you plan on evangelizing to dead people? And why is that mixed in with a pirate and a ninja? Seems slightly inconsistant. Also why is "True Christian" a registered trademark? It just looks silly.

As for the topic at hand, all of you go on about people "not being supposed to enjoy sex." Clearly you don't recall the entire book of Song of Solomon which clearly depicts a loving, sexual relationship which is enjoyed by both parties and isn't necessarily about making babies. Genesis 1 is a blessing, not a command and you can tell because it says "God blessed them saying..."

Furthermore, you would probably not be too happy if I were to go around having casual sex with large groups of people so what's your problem with me not wanting to do that? Perhaps God just decided to spare me from sexual temptation so that I can get on with important things like doing crazy science all day long or forming close relationships with people unsullied by a desire to have sex with them.

In addition, what's with the threats of rape and stoning? Why would an asexual who isn't a Christian want to become a Christian if they thought what would happen to them is corrective rape and if that doesn't work (which it wouldn't) they get murdered brutally?

Lastly, asexuals are ugly? Please, if you did any research you would find some pretty attractive asexuals on the internet. Heck, I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world but that doesn't mean I couldn't get a gf if I wanted one.

The yellow part contained nothing salient but I'll answer your first question. People do in fact blow themselves up, often accompanied by sword waving and gabbling, just as other people smile or frown or think they're pirates and there are smileys for those too. Sometimes there will be a post about false religions—these are the people who explode—and a picture reflecting that outcome would be appropriate.

Hope that's helpful for you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think you just gave me the motivation I need to kill myself...
Thanks.... Someone just explained to me what asexual means.. and it kinda fits me... This is the thing to push me off the edge.. GJ

Remember; Cut WITH the tracks, not against them. Go DOWN THE ROAD not across the street.

[Didymus Much]

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...This is the thing to push me off the edge.. GJ

Responsibility for your actions based on what you read here lies with whoever let you on the internet.

Before you go, can I share some Scripture on how God treats drama queens?

[Whatever...]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I think you just gave me the motivation I need to kill myself...
Thanks.... Someone just explained to me what asexual means.. and it kinda fits me... This is the thing to push me off the edge.. GJ