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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #31
    Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

    Originally posted by DavidN View Post
    But Jesus was killed by bloodthirst and the hatred of people.
    Wrong again, heathen. It was joos who killed Jesus. They even admit it!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10049

      #32
      Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      This is troubling, my brothers. It's not easy to be an Ex-Gay, even with the help of Jesus Christ in my daily walk with Him. And now this.

      States are legalizing fag marriage and the smoking of dangerous narcotics that lead to mud-packing. How long will it be until stoned and predatory corn-holers are lurking around every corner? Homo-anal intercoursers looking for fresh rectums? Public toilets filled with daisy-chains of vaping sissyfags, just waiting to pull the next victim inside and lock the door?

      I struggle every day with the learned and rote behavior from my days as a Sodomite by choice. An attractive stranger will bend over to take a drink from a fountain, and I still instinctively reach for the Vaseline and amyl-nitrite poppers that always filled the left pocket of my quick-release trousers. Praise God, when I fumble for them and realize I am no longer fagging, I say a prayer of thanks to Jesus Christ.

      But with the certain influx of doped queers in our communities that is sure to come after last night's election results, I am frightened that I may have no choice but to surrender to the rectal recidivism that constantly calls me back to the brown-eye with its siren song. I am just too old, and my body too weak to return to the dozens of daily and violent rectal assaults.

      And Professor Bessemer is nowhere to be found for encouragement and strength.

      Pray for me my brethren.

      In Christ

      Brother Harold, is your Web cam turned on? I think we really need to have a good, long, one-on-one prayer session ASAP!
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      • Drag QueenTwink
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Nov 2012
        • 10

        #33
        Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

        Moving forward one step at a time.

        In god we trust for us to do the right thing.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10049

          #34
          Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

          Originally posted by DragonTwink View Post
          Moving forward one step at a time.

          In god we trust for us to do the right thing.
          Hey there DragonTwink, perhaps you could help me with something. You see, I've been looking all over our Introduction Forum, trying to find your introductory thread where you tell us all about yourself and your walk with Jesus, but by golly, I can't find that thread!

          Could you please provide me with a link to your introductory post? I want to get to know you!
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          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • Drag QueenTwink
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2012
            • 10

            #35
            Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Hey there DragonTwink, perhaps you could help me with something. You see, I've been looking all over our Introduction Forum, trying to find your introductory thread where you tell us all about yourself and your walk with Jesus, but by golly, I can't find that thread!

            Could you please provide me with a link to your introductory post? I want to get to know you!
            I have just posted it I got a bit carried away and posted replies before making it!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #36
              Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

              Originally posted by DragonTwink View Post
              Moving forward one step at a time.

              In god we trust for us to do the right thing.
              What is the right thing? Back up your answer with Scripture.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Drag QueenTwink
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Nov 2012
                • 10

                #37
                Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                What is the right thing? Back up your answer with Scripture.
                "I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."

                Samuel 1:26

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                • Pim Pendergast
                  PHD - Theophysicist
                  Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 3103

                  #38
                  Re: Four states let Satan into their bedrooms.

                  Originally posted by DragonTwink View Post
                  "I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."

                  Samuel 1:26
                  You mean 2 Samuel 1:26. And you must not quote from the Notoriously Inaccurate Version. You must quote from God's True Word™, the 1611 King James Version. I gave you the link to it earlier on. Anyway, the verse you quoted hardly answers Pastor Peters' question.
                  sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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