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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    Why are you changing the subject?...
    He's not changing the subject. He's trying to explain some very basic concepts to you.

    The Bible tells him that everything bad that happens to people (like anal sex, disease, anal sex, madness, anal sex, abortion, anal sex, tax hikes, anal sex, socialized medicine, anal sex, and anal sex) is because of demons. Everything good that happens to people (like when the Flood wiped out all of humanity except for eight people on a boat, and the genocides of the Ammelekites, Ammonites, Medianites, etc.) is because of God.

    ...Do you express your anal sex needs through "demons"?
    Why, do you?

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
    Do you deny that anal sex happens in strict contravention of Leviticus 20:13?

    Wake up and smell the coffee

    YIC
    Why are you changing the subject? Do you express your anal sex needs through "demons"?

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
    Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
    Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
    Do you deny that anal sex happens in strict contravention of Leviticus 20:13?

    Wake up and smell the coffee

    YIC

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
    Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
    Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
    What do you care, godmocker?

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
    Are saying Satan would not stoop to sending demonic anal rapists to anal rape people (most likely young youths)?

    And of all people Pastor Zeke is the least likely target of demonic anal rape

    YIC
    Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
    Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
    Bible doesn't say any of this. This must mean that Pastor Ezekiel has been raped by a demon and turned him to a queer. There is absolutely no other explanation.
    Are saying Satan would not stoop to sending demonic anal rapists to anal rape people (most likely young youths)?

    And of all people Pastor Zeke is the least likely target of demonic anal rape

    YIC

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
    Bible doesn't say any of this. This must mean that Pastor Ezekiel has been raped by a demon and turned him to a queer. There is absolutely no other explanation.
    Now you believe in demons.

    You are really not helping here.

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  • Ignorant Buttmunch
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Bible doesn't say any of this. This must mean that Pastor Ezekiel has been raped by a demon and turned him to a queer. There is absolutely no other explanation.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Akelorian View Post
    The piffle are you smoking? The only really gay thing around here is this:

    Landover Men's 'Reach Around Circle Of Praise' Prayer GroupCalendar: Default CalendarJames Hutchins Request Reminder for this Event
    This event occurs every 1 week(s) on Saturday
    03-03-2012 to 03-03-2014
    09:00 PM to 12:00 AM
    Please join like minded Landover Men for a regular " Firm Handshake and Circle of Praise" Prayer get together.

    Give your fellow man the helping hand he so desperately needs and help him express his Love of God.

    Appropriate dress, beverages supplied. Please bring your own towel.
    You have a dirty mind my friend. You and people like you are the reason that "gay" now means queer, rainbows are a symbol of abomination, and "beaver" is a dirty word.

    Shame on you. SHAME.



    Get your mind out of the gutter.

    (Colossians 3:8) "But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth."

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Akelorian View Post
    The piffle are you smoking? The only really gay thing around here is this:

    Landover Men's 'Reach Around Circle Of Praise' Prayer GroupCalendar: Default CalendarJames Hutchins Request Reminder for this Event
    This event occurs every 1 week(s) on Saturday
    03-03-2012 to 03-03-2014
    09:00 PM to 12:00 AM
    Please join like minded Landover Men for a regular " Firm Handshake and Circle of Praise" Prayer get together.

    Give your fellow man the helping hand he so desperately needs and help him express his Love of God.

    Appropriate dress, beverages supplied. Please bring your own towel.
    Please explain what is remotely homosexual about this so we can see how thoroughly perverse the atheist mind is as it tries to see filth in the actions of truly manly men. James Hutchins is one of the most heterosexual men on the planet and has impregnated above and beyond the call of duty. What is wrong with you people?

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  • Akelorian
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    There is hope, dear! Please take the time to read these very important threads. They will help you understand your condition, and help you be free.



    Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

    Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Why Homosexuality is Worse than Drunken Dad on Daughter Sex

    Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!
    The fuck are you smoking? The only really gay thing around here is this:

    Landover Men's 'Reach Around Circle Of Praise' Prayer GroupCalendar: Default CalendarJames Hutchins Request Reminder for this Event
    This event occurs every 1 week(s) on Saturday
    03-03-2012 to 03-03-2014
    09:00 PM to 12:00 AM
    Please join like minded Landover Men for a regular " Firm Handshake and Circle of Praise" Prayer get together.

    Give your fellow man the helping hand he so desperately needs and help him express his Love of God.

    Appropriate dress, beverages supplied. Please bring your own towel.

    Leave a comment:


  • Thaddeus Allerton
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    With women like Mary around I can't for the life of me understand why any man would CHOOSE to be a queer.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Ptaylordactyl View Post
    I joined this website to say this: I'm gay.

    And man is this thread perfect to go around shouting it about.

    I'm gay.

    I'm gay.

    I'm gay.


    There is hope, dear! Please take the time to read these very important threads. They will help you understand your condition, and help you be free.



    Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

    Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Why Homosexuality is Worse than Drunken Dad on Daughter Sex

    Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

    Leave a comment:


  • Thaddeus Allerton
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    That is a first class ticket to hell. Enjoy your ride.

    Leviticus 18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is abomination.

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  • Ptaylordactyl
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    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    I joined this website to say this: I'm gay.

    And man is this thread perfect to go around shouting it about.

    I'm gay.

    I'm gay.

    I'm gay.

    Leave a comment:

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