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Old 10-07-2011, 04:18 AM
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Are you on the fence about whether we should legalize gay marriage? Are you already a gay marriage supporter? Do you think it "doesn't harm anyone" if two men get married to each other? Do you think it's "fair" to let them do so, and it's their "right"? Do you think there are no valid arguments against gay marriage? Were you born missing a chromosome, or were you kicked in the head by a mule as a child instead?

Here are ten scientifically-proven and self-evidently true FACTS on why Gay Marriage is BAD for you, your children, and society at large.

1) It's a grievous sin in God's eyes. But, we already knew that. All one has to do is take a cursory glance of the Bible (both Old Testament AND New Testament) to see that God explicitly prohibits homosexuality. See: Lev. 18:22, Deut. 20:13, 1 Kings 14:24, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10, etc. If God says it's bad, it's bad. How come fluffy-bunny Christians agree with God when He says that stealing, adultery, lying, and bestiality is bad, but suddenly when it comes to verses of homosexuality, they blatantly ignore it or come up with outrageous claims of it "being out of context" or some other evasive arguments?

2) It will lead to more gay people and turn straight people gay
. If we start promoting homosexuality as something normal and give it society's blessing with marriage, then people won't think anything wrong of it. Impressionable kids are the most susceptible. A normal child should be harrassing and teasing gay kids and calling them "faggots", not trying to be friends with them or enable their lifestyle. Think about it: Bestiality is widely-frowned on by society. That's why you don't see a bunch of bestiality-advocates in the streets, parading around with their animals, fighting for the right to get married to their horses and dogs. We must shame them into submission.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will lead to a huge increase in natural disasters
. We already know for a fact that God expresses His anger towards people by giving them natural disasters. It happens many times in the Bible, the most famous being the plagues of Egypt. Legalizing Gay Marriage is like tugging on Superman's cape, or intentionally drinking the beer of that 6'6 Hell's Angel sitting at the bar: You don't piss off those who can turn you into a drooling vegetable who lies in a pool of his own waste. Look at what happened with Hurricane Katrina in 2005 (Unbridled debauchery of Mardi Gras and voodoo worship sent the Lord over the edge) or the Asian Tsunami of 2004 (just a bunch of Jesus-denying chinks) or the Japan Earthquake/Nuclear Disaster this year (for being a perverted and toilet-obsessed. And producing anime)....and on and on and on. Where there's a natural disaster, there's some offensive sinning going on. It started with Sodom (how coincidental!) and will not end.

4) Gay Marriage promotes Child Molestation.
If gays are married, they will invariable adopt children to make a "family". Sorry, but Don Vito Corleone had a more functional, healthy, moral family than any gay couple could ever have. We know gays are child molestors. Can you imagine an innocent 5 year old boy having to endure night after night of two creepy mustachioed perverts who tell him "Don't worry....it tastes like ice cream."? If you support gay marriage, you support child molestation. It's that simple.

5) Kindergartners will be shown gay porn.
You'd have to be monumentally naive to think that if we just give gays the right to marry, they will all shut up and not try to press their agenda further. History will show that's not the case. When the famous Stonewall riots happened in the 60's, they wanted gay bars legalized. So we let them. Then they started to fight against job discrimination, especially being teachers. So we let them. Then they fought for "Don't Ask Don't Tell". When it was introduced, gay rights supporters were all for it...because it was a compromise. Now, they got greedy and they feel they have a right to be OUT AND PROUD about their sins, and now DADT is a bad thing. Point is: You give the Gay Agenda an inch, they take a mile. WE NEED TO DRAW THE LINE *NOW*! Once marriage is legalized, they will seek to promote homosexuality more in society. Gay porn for kindergartners and forcing people into gay marriages are what's next up.

6) It WILL destroy straight marriage!
Right now, marriage is sanctified and honored. By legalizing gay marriage, it turns into a joke. Straight couples will see no need in getting married by how ridiculous it is. And straight people might be tempted to get married to a member of their own gender. Landover's security chief Bobby-Joe Tabor once asked: "If we legalize gay marriage, who would want to marry a woman?". It's an insightful question. Even though I'm a devout True Christian™, given the choice between my good buddies whom I drink Scotch with, and enjoy golfing rounds, laughter, and good times vs. the neurotic, jealous harpies I had for ex-wives....even a man like me might be tempted to turn gay! Gay Marriage is THAT serious of a threat to straight marriage!

8) The Divorce rate WILL go up, statistics prove it
. This is just common-sense and statistics. If you suddenly allow gays to get married, that means some of these gays will get divorces, which means a statistical increase in the amount of total divorces in this country! Why would ANYONE be in support of divorce? Why do they like to tear families apart?

9) It completely destroys the American language.
We have Mister (Mr.) and Missus (Mrs.). The feminazis have already thrown in the perverted Ms. But, what should we call two gay married people? You can't have TWO Mr's, because SOMEBODY (the power bottom) has to be the Missus! But at the same time, you can't call a guy Missus. The same goes for lesbian marriages, but in reverse. This is eroding our culture and language.

10) Hitler completely supported gay marriage.
Really, there is nothing more to be said since that statement alone speaks for itself.


After probing these issues deeper, I'm sure you've enjoyed the hard truth. We need to spread this info far and wide. Even if the gays keeping ramming their beliefs into society, and shoving their agenda down our throats, we, as Americans, can say enough is enough and refuse to bend over for them. Let us wipe off the nasty, sticky goo that is the Homosexual Agenda from our country, and fill this gaping hole of immorality with the overflowing Love of Jesus Christ instead.

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Just say NO to queer "marriage"!
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Hitler approved gay marriages? Please provide quote or any source.
Hitler was well known for tirelessly working to bring gays together for the rest of their lives.
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There is only one reason why gay marriage is wrong: it corrupts the sacred values of traditional marriage. If fags are allowed to marry anyone they want including their dog, then there exists no reason why straight Christian couples should continue to support marriage in any way, at all.
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AMEN Rev. Osborne, you couldn't be more right.

I don't know why sodomites even want to get married. Monogamy is completely against their nature. When a young man sits down and decides whether or not he is going to be a gay it is based on one thing only and that is 'do I hate Jesus and have a love for perverted sex with strangers?'.

A piece of paper is not going to change this. They will look to the outside world like a loving couple but as soon as they get the chance it will be, ' I'm just popping out for some milk dear' and within ten minutes they will be in the woods forming part of a trucker 'daisy chain'.

If they do have relationship with their partner it will the coincidence that they both 'popped out for milk' and ended up at the same 'glory hole'.

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Amen Rev. Just plain Amen! Shout Glory!!

It's high time that someone took a stand on this issue. "Gay Marriage" is just plain wrong.

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. They can't make babies, can they? They can't supply Jesus with future soldiers for sending islamofascists to hell, can they? What possible use are the gays?

If the gays are allowed to get married, isn't just a matter of time before everyone is forced to be a gay?
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You know I'd forgotten that I've had THESE TALKING POINTS laying around for awhile. I'm pretty sure that sister Sarah Palin had a hand in writing them. Excellent points to think about when talking to the drive-by media, chastising queers and teaching Sunday School.
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Why Homosexual "Marriage" is Wrong
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#1; Homosexuals are seeking a special right. They already have the same right to marry the rest of us have-the right to marry a person of the opposite sex. Limiting marriage to one man and one woman doesn't discriminate on the basis of sex or sexual orientation.

#2; It denies the self-evident truth of nature that male and female bodies are designed for and complement each other. Opposite-sex marriage is the natural means by which the human race reproduces.

#3; Granting same-sex couples a license to marry will not create true marriage. Neither two men nor two women can become one flesh. Licensing the unnatural does not make it natural. It would be a state-sanctioned counterfeit, a sham and a fraud. A licensed electrician cannot produce power by taping two same-sex plugs together. Homosexual sex is dangerous and destructive to the human body and powerless for human reproduction.

#4; Homosexual marriage will always be an abomination to God regardless of whether a clergyman performs the ceremony. When God calls something unholy, man cannot make it holy or bless it.

#5; Homosexual marriage is as wrong as giving a man a license to marry his mother or daughter or sister or a group.

#6; Homosexual marriage will harm children by denying them the love and nurture of a mom and dad. The only "procreation" homosexuals can engage in requires that a third party must be brought into the relationship.

#7; Granting a marriage license to homosexuals because they engage in sex is as illogical as granting a medical license to a barber because he wears a white coat or a law license to a salesman because he carries a briefcase. Real doctors, lawyers and the public would suffer as a result of licensing the unqualified and granting them rights, benefits and responsibilities as if they were qualified.

#8; Homosexual marriage will devalue your marriage. A license to marry is a legal document by which government will treat same-sex marriage as if it were equal to the real thing. A license speaks for the government and will tell society that government says the marriages are equal. Any time a lesser thing is made equal to a greater, the greater is devalued. For example:

* If the Smithsonian Museum displays a hunk of polished blue glass next to the Hope Diamond with a sign that says, "These are of equal value," and treats them as if they were, the Hope Diamond is devalued in the public's eye. The government says it's just expensive blue glass. The history and mystery are lost too.

* If an employer uses a robot as an employee and treats the robot the same way it treats human employees, human employees are devalued. By doing so, the employer says, "A robot can do your job, you're no better." What will you and the public think of your job and you?

* If the government issues a license to babysitters that grants them the same rights, protections and responsibilities as a child's parents, parenthood is devalued. The government says parents are just babysitters.

* If government grants professional licenses to just anybody, every profession and qualified professional is devalued. The government says an uneducated panhandler can do brain surgery.

#9; The assumption by many is that marriage is just two people with a license who have sex and wear rings. Homosexuals do that?why not give them the license? Engaging in sex doesn't equal marriage. Adults involved in incest have sex too; should government call it marriage and license them? Certainly not.

#10; The biggest problem we have in getting people, especially younger ones, to understand why marriage is devalued by the existence of a counterfeit is that much of the public does not value marriage at all. Adultery is no big deal. No- fault divorce is tolerated. Absentee fathers and mothers devalue marriage. Unmarried pregnancies are common. Fornication is "normal." When we make the case against homosexual marriage, we need to speak against these other problems that devalue marriage too. As we acknowledge these problems we can emphasize that legalizing homosexual marriage will compound the problems, not solve or lessen them.
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1) It's a grievous sin in God's eyes. But, we already knew that. All one has to do is take a cursory glance of the Bible (both Old Testament AND New Testament) to see that God explicitly prohibits homosexuality. See: Lev. 18:22, Deut. 20:13, 1 Kings 14:24, Rom. 1:25-28, 1 Cor. 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10, etc. If God says it's bad, it's bad. How come fluffy-bunny Christians agree with God when He says that stealing, adultery, lying, and bestiality is bad, but suddenly when it comes to verses of homosexuality, they blatantly ignore it or come up with outrageous claims of it "being out of context" or some other evasive arguments?


We all know bible is false,and it was in fact written by many individuals over centuries

2) It will lead to more gay people and turn straight people gay
. If we start promoting homosexuality as something normal and give it society's blessing with marriage, then people won't think anything wrong of it. Impressionable kids are the most susceptible. A normal child should be harrassing and teasing gay kids and calling them "faggots", not trying to be friends with them or enable their lifestyle. Think about it: Bestiality is widely-frowned on by society. That's why you don't see a bunch of bestiality-advocates in the streets, parading around with their animals, fighting for the right to get married to their horses and dogs. We must shame them into submission.

It's scientifically proven it isn't and it in fact does not spread.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will lead to a huge increase in natural disasters
. We already know for a fact that God expresses His anger towards people by giving them natural disasters. It happens many times in the Bible, the most famous being the plagues of Egypt. Legalizing Gay Marriage is like tugging on Superman's cape, or intentionally drinking the beer of that 6'6 Hell's Angel sitting at the bar: You don't piss off those who can turn you into a drooling vegetable who lies in a pool of his own waste. Look at what happened with Hurricane Katrina in 2005 (Unbridled debauchery of Mardi Gras and voodoo worship sent the Lord over the edge) or the Asian Tsunami of 2004 (just a bunch of Jesus-denying chinks) or the Japan Earthquake/Nuclear Disaster this year (for being a perverted and toilet-obsessed. And producing anime)....and on and on and on. Where there's a natural disaster, there's some offensive sinning going on. It started with Sodom (how coincidental!) and will not end.

As said before there is no god.

4) Gay Marriage promotes Child Molestation.
If gays are married, they will invariable adopt children to make a "family". Sorry, but Don Vito Corleone had a more functional, healthy, moral family than any gay couple could ever have. We know gays are child molestors. Can you imagine an innocent 5 year old boy having to endure night after night of two creepy mustachioed perverts who tell him "Don't worry....it tastes like ice cream."? If you support gay marriage, you support child molestation. It's that simple.

Religion in fact promotes molestation,every time someone is convicted of it he's either religious or a priest

5) Kindergartners will be shown gay porn.
You'd have to be monumentally naive to think that if we just give gays the right to marry, they will all shut up and not try to press their agenda further. History will show that's not the case. When the famous Stonewall riots happened in the 60's, they wanted gay bars legalized. So we let them. Then they started to fight against job discrimination, especially being teachers. So we let them. Then they fought for "Don't Ask Don't Tell". When it was introduced, gay rights supporters were all for it...because it was a compromise. Now, they got greedy and they feel they have a right to be OUT AND PROUD about their sins, and now DADT is a bad thing. Point is: You give the Gay Agenda an inch, they take a mile. WE NEED TO DRAW THE LINE *NOW*! Once marriage is legalized, they will seek to promote homosexuality more in society. Gay porn for kindergartners and forcing people into gay marriages are what's next up.

I am not answering this idiotic thought

6) It WILL destroy straight marriage!
Right now, marriage is sanctified and honored. By legalizing gay marriage, it turns into a joke. Straight couples will see no need in getting married by how ridiculous it is. And straight people might be tempted to get married to a member of their own gender. Landover's security chief Bobby-Joe Tabor once asked: "If we legalize gay marriage, who would want to marry a woman?". It's an insightful question. Even though I'm a devout True Christian™, given the choice between my good buddies whom I drink Scotch with, and enjoy golfing rounds, laughter, and good times vs. the neurotic, jealous harpies I had for ex-wives....even a man like me might be tempted to turn gay! Gay Marriage is THAT serious of a threat to straight marriage!

It's not a choice nor a sickness therefore it doesn't spread and straight marriage will always remain.


8) The Divorce rate WILL go up, statistics prove it
. This is just common-sense and statistics. If you suddenly allow gays to get married, that means some of these gays will get divorces, which means a statistical increase in the amount of total divorces in this country! Why would ANYONE be in support of divorce? Why do they like to tear families apart?

Statistics prove the exact opposite.

9) It completely destroys the American language.
We have Mister (Mr.) and Missus (Mrs.). The feminazis have already thrown in the perverted Ms. But, what should we call two gay married people? You can't have TWO Mr's, because SOMEBODY (the power bottom) has to be the Missus! But at the same time, you can't call a guy Missus. The same goes for lesbian marriages, but in reverse. This is eroding our culture and language.

You are pointlessly stereotyping


10) Hitler completely supported gay marriage.
Really, there is nothing more to be said since that statement alone speaks for itself.


After probing these issues deeper, I'm sure you've enjoyed the hard truth. We need to spread this info far and wide. Even if the gays keeping ramming their beliefs into society, and shoving their agenda down our throats, we, as Americans, can say enough is enough and refuse to bend over for them. Let us wipe off the nasty, sticky goo that is the Homosexual Agenda from our country, and fill this gaping hole of immorality with the overflowing Love of Jesus Christ instead.

First give me a proper source,second even if he would so what?I mean just because an individual with no morale supported something it means it's bad?No sir.
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Homosexuality not a choice: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6519
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/news/20050128/is-there-gay-gene

http://www.livescience.com/2623-gays-dont-extinct.html

Arguments for disproving god: http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html

Child molestation amongst priests: http://www.catholicleague.com/resear...al_context.htm

Divorce rate lower: http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2011/07/06/divorce-rates-lower-in-states-with-same-sex-marriage
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This is just an argument based on your own fallacious assertion. Who is "all," for starters?

Rather than just rely on your unsupported opinion that the Bible is false let's look at the evidence.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:20,21
20Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. 21For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

So while you assert correctly that many different people wrote the words of the Holy Spirit down you can clearly see that it is the word of God and is perfect. Every last word!

2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

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Even if we dismiss god's words written in the KJV1611 it is just OBVIOUS that gay marriage is wrong. God gave us objective moral values that we all feel, even though atheist may lie and deny it. When we see a happy male and female it makes us feel good. When we see two fags holding hands we ALL feel repulsed. I believe that EVERY straight man seeing two men kissing feels disgust and would want to smash their fag faces in. Atheist may deny this but they are lying to themselves.

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God gave us objective moral values that we all feelI believe that EVERY straight man seeing two men kissing feels disgust and would want to smash their fag faces in. Atheist may deny this but they are lying to themselves.

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Do you mean the god who kills daily millions of people for no good reason,restricts peoples freedoms?Also no i do not feel like punching 2 dudes/chicks kissing,I find it nice that they are expressing their love.Oh wait you obviously know me better,although you've never even met me.
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This is just an argument based on your own fallacious assertion. Who is "all," for starters?

Rather than just rely on your unsupported opinion that the Bible is false let's look at the evidence.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:20,21
20Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. 21For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

So while you assert correctly that many different people wrote the words of the Holy Spirit down you can clearly see that it is the word of God and is perfect. Every last word!

2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

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Don't be retarded: LOTR wasn't written by God, it was written by a fag limey.

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All these talk about attraction and whether or not a gay gene could exist. Nothing shows evidence, and they certainly don't say homosexuality is not a choice. Only rapists would claim they have no choice but to have sex with someone.

If you see a pretty woman and are attracted to her, are you then forced to have sex with her? Of course not. You could marry her and have sex with her if you and she can agree on that, but normal people are no way forced to have sex with her. Neither is a fag forced to have sex with someone just because he is attracted to that person.
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Again, please read the pages you link, you make yourself look very stupid when you link to a page that provides only obviously broken logic to disprove God. As a matter of fact, all 300 disproofs actually prove God through the broken reasoning of atheists.
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Learn to read dimwit. You linked to a catholic apologists site that claims priests raping children is nothing bad. Catholics aren't Christians, they pray to Mary and the pope, not to Jesus. One more proof of how only True Christianity™ as we practice it leads to a good world, all false religions, including atheism, muslimism, science and catholicism, cause evil.
You must be stupid. That article shows that homofag marriage does not lead to lower divorce rates. It clearly says "no causal link".

Homosexuality is a choice, homosexuality is a sin, homosexuality destroys traditional families so homosexuality needs to be banned, preferably by means of execution of all homosexuals, just as God commands it.
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Well that was fun from now on i am not wasting my time with you,because it is clear that your stupidity,blind fate and ignorance will prevail.

Sincerely,person who is intelligent enough to assume there is no god
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Well that was fun from now on i am not wasting my time with you,because it is clear that your stupidity,blind fate and ignorance will prevail.

Sincerely,person who is intelligent enough to assume there is no god
Thanks you for coming here and persecute us and try to tell how people should should think and believe. However, at least I will continue to live in reality and follow the word of God. Your type of fascism is just not for me.
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