[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

The reason he looked like was because of what you said. It was both racist and disguisting.

How about introducing yourself? Like, where are you from, whats your favourite Bible verse, what church do you go to etc?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

Other signs of faggotry that offends The Lord

• Eats fruit
• Car pools to work
• Doesn't like ranch dressing
• Has a problem with my attitude
• Uses fancy junk like Dijon mustard on his hamburger
• Considers his wife "a partner"
• Has a model railroad in his basement
• Has watched figure skating
• Pretty much any man who marries a woman for anything but a baby making machine (uses words to describe wife as "interesting to talk to" or "hot" all signs of gayness)

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

I suppose it has really gone out of style now, but track lighting used to be a sign of the gay. These days it's definitely a sign of gayness if you use compact fluorescent lighting, and LED lighting is well on the way to being gay.

Since the government has outlawed the manly incandescent bulb we are all being forced to adopt the gay agenda. Fortunately I was able to procure a lifetime supply of these bulbs before they were outlawed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

I suppose it has really gone out of style now, but track lighting used to be a sign of the gay. These days it's definitely a sign of gayness if you use compact fluorescent lighting, and LED lighting is well on the way to being gay.

Since the government has outlawed the manly incandescent bulb we are all being forced to adopt the gay agenda. Fortunately I was able to procure a lifetime supply of these bulbs before they were outlawed.

I agree, we all know that Jesus uses only incandescent light in His House in Heaven, even in the large public spaces, to give that proper glow and avoid that faggoty flicker when a fluorescent is turned on. The fact is the use of these kinds of light shows the home owner spends most of his day with another man's package in his face.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

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[Hairyscottishdemon]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

The best way i have found is, on the first monday of every month at 11:30pm stand on one leg facing north east (DEAD ON!!) whilst humming the top gun theme tune backwards dressed in a sequined robe made from ducks tears and camel hair and clasping an onion in your left hand. i have found that after doing this all homosexuals have a purple aura around them thus letting you know that they are gay.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: How To Identify A Suspected Homosexual?

The best way i have found is, on the first monday of every month at 11:30pm stand on one leg facing north east (DEAD ON!!) whilst humming the top gun theme tune backwards dressed in a sequined robe made from ducks tears and camel hair and clasping an onion in your left hand. i have found that after doing this all homosexuals have a purple aura around them thus letting you know that they are gay.

This is not a joke. Homosexuals are a danger and a threat. Imagine a good God-fearing True Christian man, pure and rightious all his life, only to be thrown into the pits of Hell because a homer attacked him!
It's sad and scary.
Luckily my Johnathan is a large man, and could take any man in a fight!
I give thanks to Him, my God and Saviour every day for blessing me with a most gifted and God-fearing husband.