France Caves in to Big Sodomy! Fag Marriage Now Required by Law! God Must Be Furious!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

I can't say that I'm surprised, the Frogs have always been light in the loafers, what with their berets, striped shirts, and the phallic baguettes they're always cramming down throats.

But even for them, this is a new low!

(Reuters) - French President Francois Hollande has signed into law a bill allowing same-sex marriage, making France the 14th country to legalize gay weddings.

France's official journal announced on Saturday the bill had become law after the Constitutional Council gave it the go-ahead on Friday.

The bill, a campaign pledge by the Socialist president, has been for months hotly contested by many conservatives in France, where allowing gay marriage is one of the biggest social reforms since abolition of the death penalty in 1981.

Hey Frenchies, good luck with that! Now that homos can get married, the French race will slowly die out. Queers the world over are probably booking their flights as we speak. I guess The City of Lights (Paris) should now be called The City of AIDs.

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[John Creeser]

Re: France Caves in to Big Sodomy! Fag Marriage Now Required by Law! God Must Be Furious!

Considering the french/frogs, I am actually surprised this is something new.

[Godfly]

Re: France Caves in to Big Sodomy! Fag Marriage Now Required by Law! God Must Be Furious!

French men are notorious cross dressers. They all wear berets which everyone knows is something women wear to pull back their hair.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: France Caves in to Big Sodomy! Fag Marriage Now Required by Law! God Must Be Furious!

Due to my former life as a raging power bottom size queen, I believe that I am Landover's resident expert on both homosexuals and erections. My addiction to both violent rectal penetration and the consuming of gay semen brought me into contact with literally thousands of turgid human penises.

I hate to cast aspersions on those that cannot defend themselves, but I must be honest on this Holy forum. Lying by omission is just as much a sin as lying outright. So, let me say that my insatiable anus never had it's hunger slaked during any of my many homosexual encounters with a Frenchman.

To a man, the French are almost comically underendowed. They have an average erect length on par with the diminutive phalli of your Chinamen or your Koreans. This of course brings me to the topic at hand. Only another Frenchman could possibly be sated by the pathetic phallus of one of his undersized countrymen.

Thus, marriage between these rather unimpressive deviant foreigners, even though it angers God, almost makes a perverse sort of sense. I would never stand for legal sodomite marriage in God's Favorite Country©, but as those Gauls are damned anyway and could never enter the Kingdom, they might as well defile each other in peace. And I agree with Brother Portway that the French race is doomed to extinction. With all of the men marrying each other, the whorish women of France will most certainly turn to lesbianism to satisfy their nymphomaniac desires.