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    I think i just talked to a gay

    I think I just talked to a gay on the telephone. I'm very afraid. Did I enable him by not screaming scripture at him? What if he wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman? How do I know what he was doing while listening to my manly voice? I could hear a lilt in his voice and I am wary. He sounded like that Dom Delouise guy from Hollywood Squares.
    Should I always just answer the phone, "
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    I think I'll put it on my answering machine in case he calls back!
    Can I get cooties or aids over the phone?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Tags: aids-ridden queers, fdrq, gay menace, how to spot a homosexual, queer agenda, retardeds on the short bus
  • #2
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Did he make rising inflections at the end of each statement as if they were questions, even if they weren't questions? That's a pretty good clue.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Did he make rising inflections at the end of each statement as if they were questions, even if they weren't questions? That's a pretty good clue.
      As a matter of fact he did. I sprayed the ear piece with bleach just in case.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Mr. Mayfield, you don't need to worry about catching the AIDS over the phone. You've probably been exposed to ignorant, paranoid lunatics who beleive every conspiracy theory they hear. The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact.

        So, if you talk to a man you don't know to be a True Christian™, I suggest wearing sunglasses with 100% UVA/UVB/HIV protection or at least averting your eyes. These homosexuals are very crafty; some, like that actor Rock Hudson, appear perfectly normal in every way, and could in fact be slipping you the AIDS through a deeply penetrating glance without your knowledge!!

        This is just one of the many reasons God tells us:

        2 Corinthians 6:14-16:

        14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

        15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

        16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
        If you avoid the unbelievers, Mr. Mayfield, you can avoid the AIDS!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

          Wouldn't it be wise for you to gather further information,(if you're willing and strong) to figure if he is gay? I have noticed that many straight men I know talk like that, though they are kind of stupid. They are very much married and have great, God-fearing, beliefs and children.
          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

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          • #6
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            Originally posted by Millia View Post
            Wouldn't it be wise for you to gather further information,(if you're willing and strong) to figure if he is gay?
            Friend, why on earth would he want to do that? It's bad enough he has been in contact with a homer once.

            Trust me, I have heard Brother Eliot's voice, and it is a truly powerful manly one. I bet it attracts homers like dung attracts flies.

            Sounds like a narrow escape there Brother!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #7
              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              I think I just talked to a gay on the telephone. I'm very afraid. Did I enable him by not screaming scripture at him? What if he wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman? How do I know what he was doing while listening to my manly voice? I could hear a lilt in his voice and I am wary. He sounded like that Dom Delouise guy from Hollywood Squares.
              Should I always just answer the phone, "


              I think I'll put it on my answering machine in case he calls back!
              Can I get cooties or aids over the phone?
              You silly fool. The only way you can get aids from him is if he he has it in the first place and you have sex with him or share needles. Secondly if he was gay what makes you think he'd remotely be interested in you? Do you think every straight woman you speak to is interested in you? I don't think so. Such ignorance.

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              • #8
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                Originally posted by bung79 View Post
                You silly fool. The only way you can get aids from him is if he he has it in the first place and you have sex with him or share needles. Secondly if he was gay what makes you think he'd remotely be interested in you? Do you think every straight woman you speak to is interested in you? I don't think so. Such ignorance.
                You can't fool us friend.
                It's Gay-enablers like you who helps create these problems in the first place.
                The Aids is given to Sodomites by God as punishment for their perverted deathstyle.
                Of course these Faggits are interested in Brother Mayfield. I expect they only have to hear his deep manly tones over the Telephone or catch a glimpse of his toned body to get turned on.
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                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #9
                  Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Friend, why on earth would he want to do that? It's bad enough he has been in contact with a homer once.

                  Trust me, I have heard Brother Eliot's voice, and it is a truly powerful manly one. I bet it attracts homers like dung attracts flies.

                  Sounds like a narrow escape there Brother!
                  Yes, I was shaken, but thankfully not stirred.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: I think I just talked to a gay

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    You can't fool us friend.
                    It's Gay-enablers like you who helps create these problems in the first place.
                    The Aids is given to Sodomites by God as punishment for their perverted deathstyle.
                    Of course these Faggits are interested in Brother Mayfield. I expect they only have to hear his deep manly tones over the Telephone or catch a glimpse of his toned body to get turned on.
                    It's disgusting. [ATTACH]5300[/ATTACH]
                    I had to quit the boy scouts because of this problem. Scout masters kept trying to get me to go into their tents for the "Secret Order of the Pole" merit badge!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                      I don't really feel comfortable posting in this thread. If Brother Mayfield is now all full of the GRIDS demons, is there not a danger that we might catch them off him over the internet tubes?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        I don't really feel comfortable posting in this thread. If Brother Mayfield is now all full of the GRIDS demons, is there not a danger that we might catch them off him over the internet tubes?
                        I think that if your anti-virus program is up to date you have nothing to worry about. I use ZomerAlarm, and I didn't have anything pop up opening this thread.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                          I have firewalls and also Zomeralarm. And plenty of anti-virus.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • #14
                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                            There's little more to suggest that hasn't already been posted here, so just remember to be careful around these people. I pray that everything turns out okay for you.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                              I cleaned my computer with an antibacterial wipe just in case!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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