X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • LOLtroll
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2008
    • 11

    #46
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Then you will rot in hell with the other sinners getting ass-raped by demon hordes for all eternity. God wrote an entire book for a reason, not so you could just pick out the parts you like.

    God didn't write the Bible.
    Humans did.

    And it's not that I don't enjoy the stories and the morals that the stories in the Bible contain, it's just that it was written such a long time ago. Some of the rules in it don't really pertain to modern life.

    And I'm not Christian.
    I'm a Satanist.

    So, I guess I'll burn in Hell whether I believe the entirety of the Bible or not.

    Comment

    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #47
      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

      Originally posted by LOLtroll View Post
      Well, first off, you can't get AIDS from kissing.
      Unless you both have bleeding, pus-excreting sores in your mouths.
      In other words, you can get AIDS from kissing. Which is just what he said.
      And second a gay man wouldn't want to molest me since I'm a girl.

      A lesbian might, but I have no problem with that seeing as I'm bisexual myself.
      How nice, you fornicate randomly with whoever comes your way. I see you have no interest in God's Word, so why are you here? To mock Jesus?
      Originally posted by Knowledge=Acceptance View Post
      How shameful of you to be Homophobic.
      Jesus Christ, our savior, preached that one should be accepting of things that one does not understand. If Jesus forgives everyone, your should follow in his footsteps.
      Where in the Bible did you read this?

      Oh, right. You made it up.

      I am not yet thirty and have accepted the teachings of our Lord to be true. By not living by his word, you are shaming and disregarding everything Jesus has taught, letting him die on the cross in vain.
      By not capitalizing His holy pronouns, you are disrespecting Him. By accepting teaching you or your Father Feelgood made up, you are denying His true nature and trying to make Him into a feelgood hippie.
      I am not going to tell you what to do in your life, for that is only up to you, but I implore you to be as Jesus wished for all Christians to be; loving their neighbor as they would love themselves, no matter what sins they have committed.
      Wait, so you're saying that Jesus loves all sinners no matter what, yet commands us to "shake off the dust of our feet" at the people who refuse His Word, that those people may be marked at the time of Judgment? Marked for what, extra hugs?

      Let's see what Jesus says about loving people who reject Him:

      Mark 6:

      11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

      More tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha. And what happened to them? Oh, yes. Firestorm and utter destruction. Not extra hugs.

      Also, most Homosexual people DO NOT have AIDS. It's about the same percentage of those infected for both Heterosexuals and homosexuals.)
      Really? Could you show us the statistics on that?

      Just because something is written down does not mean it is true, friend. You can make up all the "facts" you want, or even write made-up religions like Islam or Hinduism, but that doesn't make them TRUTH!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

      Comment

      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #48
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Originally posted by STFU xx Brit
        knowledge = acceptance, fcuking thank you!! at least one of you can believe in god, but not believe in every little thing the bible has told you! you sir, or ma'am, have just made my day.
        K=A, I think this little sentence pretty much says it all.

        You don't believe in what the Bible says, even though God provided it specifically for us to follow. You make up your own Feelgood god instead.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

        Comment

        • i r a sxc lezbo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2008
          • 1

          #49
          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

          u r tlkin 2 anothr gai rite now. hell yeah, ful blown lezbo rite heer!

          Comment

          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #50
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            Originally posted by i r a sxc lezbo View Post
            u r tlkin 2 anothr gai rite now. hell yeah, ful blown lezbo rite heer!
            No, you can not has cheezburger.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

            Comment

            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #51
              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

              Originally posted by i r a sxc lezbo View Post
              u r tlkin 2 anothr gai rite now. hell yeah, ful blown lezbo rite heer!
              Who taught you how to spell; are you retarded?

              Comment

              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274

                #52
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                Why don't you disgusting lezzies just get out of GOD's forums if you aren't interested in dropping your perverted life style? Go join your lovers in HELL.
                sigpic
                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                - Proverbs 15:3

                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                Comment

                • LOLtroll
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 11

                  #53
                  Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  How nice, you fornicate randomly with whoever comes your way. I see you have no interest in God's Word, so why are you here? To mock Jesus?

                  I don't think "molest" and "fornicate" mean the same thing.
                  And I'm a virgin, so no. I don't fornicate randomly with whoever comes my wa.

                  And I'm absolutely not here to mock Jesus.
                  I think Jesus was an exceptional man.
                  But not a God, God, or the son of God.

                  Comment

                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #54
                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                    Not a GOD? I believe you'll find that the Bible, which was authored by GOD, says that JESUS was GOD, by being a part of the Trinity.
                    sigpic
                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                    Comment

                    • LOLtroll
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 11

                      #55
                      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                      Not a GOD? I believe you'll find that the Bible, which was authored by GOD, says that JESUS was GOD, by being a part of the Trinity.
                      But I don't believe that everything the Bible says is true.
                      I'm allowed to have my own opinions.

                      Comment

                      • Bob4God
                        Moderator
                        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                        Hands folded for Jesus
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #56
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        True, GOD does give you a choice. It's just a shame you've chosen hell over an eternity of bliss with our loving Creator.
                        sigpic
                        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                        - Proverbs 15:3

                        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                        Comment

                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #57
                          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                          Originally posted by LOLtroll View Post
                          But I don't believe that everything the Bible says is true.
                          I'm allowed to have my own opinions.
                          Not here you aren't, sunshine. This is God's favorite forum, and you have exactly ZERO rights. I would like to urge you to read THIS thread before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                          Comment

                          • Bob4God
                            Moderator
                            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                            Hands folded for Jesus
                             
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 5274

                            #58
                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                            The only opinion that matters is GODS opinion.
                            sigpic
                            The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                            - Proverbs 15:3

                            CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                            Comment

                            • LOLtroll
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 11

                              #59
                              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Not here you aren't, sunshine. This is God's favorite forum, and you have exactly ZERO rights. I would like to urge you to read THIS thread before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                              God's forum?

                              Comment

                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #60
                                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                Originally posted by LOLtroll View Post
                                God's forum?
                                That's correct. God's (who is Jesus) forum. Listen friend, why do you hate Christ?

                                Comment

                                Working...