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    • Jul 2008
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    #211
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    God brought you here for a reason. That reason is so your eyes will open and you can see his plan. His plan is for you to repent of your sin and join us!
    join you? question: what is the title of your religion, baptist?
    "HOW MANY MORE LIKE YOU, ARE THERE?!! HOW MANY MORE?!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE THINGS I'VE ENDURED!! AND ALWAYS AT THE HANDS OF SHIT LIKE YOU!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!"
    -Johnny The Homicidal Maniac-
    --by Jhonen Vasquez.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #212
      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

      Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
      join you? question: what is the title of your religion, baptist?
      We are Landover Baptists, and we believe in the literal truth of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. You can read about our beliefs HERE.

      Let me ask you something; are you a queer? Tell the truth.

      And how old are you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #213
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
        YI'm getting nausous reading some of these posts. I'm not Close to Suicide anymore, I'm basically there. I hope you're happy. It's your fault.
        No, it's your fault. All we've done is hurt your feelings by telling you the truth of God and what He wants of humanity. Anything else is you whining and trying to make us feel guilty. We have Jesus on our side so we do and will continue to sleep the sleep of angels.
        If you pull the trigger/eat the pills/drink the bleach/cut yourself repeatedly or however it is you plan on killing yourself, it'll be you that's doing the act. The chances are we won't even hear about it after the fact. The only sign we'll have that you've done it is by the ceasing of your whining.
        Look, Darkwolf Nightcrawler or whatever it is you like to call yourself around your gothic friends, you haven't suffered until you've felt the oppression and persecution we True Christians(tm) have to live with every day of our lives, but you don't see us crying about it.
        We've tried to tell you about God, and you've chosen not to listen. So should you off yourself, we've got nothing to feel guilty about.

        Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
        "Bless those who persecute you, bless and do not curse."
        Romans 12:14
        Do you see us cursing? All the cursing around here comes from the persecuters themselves. At least you're one of the few who is willing to admit you're persecuting us.

        Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
        I apologize for not answering the question immediately, i had more pressing matters, and I had to leave. I do have a life, I had things to do. So sorry for not answering, I had to go somewhere.
        What a minute! What life? What pressing matters? If you're about to kill yourself, none of that makes any difference anymore! This makes me think you're not about to commit suicide at all but are just using that to make us feel guilty. And you know who thrives on spreading guilt? Joos and catlicks. Are you a papist hebrew?
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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        • CloseToSuicide
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          • Jul 2008
          • 15

          #214
          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          No, it's your fault. All we've done is hurt your feelings by telling you the truth of God and what He wants of humanity. Anything else is you whining and trying to make us feel guilty. We have Jesus on our side so we do and will continue to sleep the sleep of angels.
          If you pull the trigger/eat the pills/drink the bleach/cut yourself repeatedly or however it is you plan on killing yourself, it'll be you that's doing the act. The chances are we won't even hear about it after the fact. The only sign we'll have that you've done it is by the ceasing of your whining.
          Look, Darkwolf Nightcrawler or whatever it is you like to call yourself around your gothic friends, you haven't suffered until you've felt the oppression and persecution we True Christians™ have to live with every day of our lives, but you don't see us crying about it.
          We've tried to tell you about God, and you've chosen not to listen. So should you off yourself, we've got nothing to feel guilty about.


          Do you see us cursing? All the cursing around here comes from the persecuters themselves. At least you're one of the few who is willing to admit you're persecuting us.


          What a minute! What life? What pressing matters? If you're about to kill yourself, none of that makes any difference anymore! This makes me think you're not about to commit suicide at all but are just using that to make us feel guilty. And you know who thrives on spreading guilt? Joos and catlicks. Are you a papist hebrew?
          what life? just because I'm depressed because people persecute me, and abuse me doesn't mean I still don't have friends. I had to leave to help someone set up for something, and then I went to a Bible Study at the local church. Yes, i have a life.
          "HOW MANY MORE LIKE YOU, ARE THERE?!! HOW MANY MORE?!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE THINGS I'VE ENDURED!! AND ALWAYS AT THE HANDS OF SHIT LIKE YOU!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!"
          -Johnny The Homicidal Maniac-
          --by Jhonen Vasquez.

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          • CloseToSuicide
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            • Jul 2008
            • 15

            #215
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            We are Landover Baptists, and we believe in the literal truth of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. You can read about our beliefs HERE.

            Let me ask you something; are you a queer? Tell the truth.

            And how old are you?
            I am not a queer. I'm telling the truth. I am a straight woman. and I'm in my early twenties.
            "HOW MANY MORE LIKE YOU, ARE THERE?!! HOW MANY MORE?!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE THINGS I'VE ENDURED!! AND ALWAYS AT THE HANDS OF SHIT LIKE YOU!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!"
            -Johnny The Homicidal Maniac-
            --by Jhonen Vasquez.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #216
              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Oh, the things you miss when you spend the day baking pies and chasing off the nigras trying to steal those pies.
              Interesting that you should mention that. I'd just been contemplating the idea of spending this afternoon baking delicious cherry and chocolate cookies to share with my friends. Then I remembered that baking while male turns you into a queer, so I decided to go online to enrage Satanists instead.

              Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
              you make me feel like unloved shit.
              No, the fact that you're a piece of unsaved trash is what makes you feel like unloved excrement.
              I am not one for language, but it applies. You are being horrible people. If this is what God is telling you to do, I don't want to follow that God anymore.
              All we are doing is passing on the Bible's message. If you choose to reject God based on that, then it's your decision, and nothing to do with us.
              I had Faith once, and people like you took it from me, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
              You had faith in Satan. I am proud to have broken your commitment to the Father of Lies.
              Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
              "But I say to you love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you."
              Matthew 5:44
              We are teaching you about God's Loving Message! How much more loving could we get? We seem to have done you a power of good since you turned up here.

              Originally posted by CloseToSuicide View Post
              what life? just because I'm depressed because people persecute me, and abuse me doesn't mean I still don't have friends.
              No, the fact that you're an intolerably whiny emo queer is why you don't have any friends.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • papparat
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                • Jun 2008
                • 141

                #217
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                Why are homosexuals constantly referred to as "Gay" to my O.E.D. I think refers to the word as meaning 1.having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. 2.bright or showy: gay colours; gay ornaments. 3.given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.

                Reclaim this word back from the Homosexuals !

                Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #218
                  Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                  It's subversion plain and simple.
                  Look what they did to the rainbow too!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • victoria
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                    • Jul 2008
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                    #219
                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                    you are a complete idiot!
                    talking to a gay on the phone and thinking you will get aids or something is just as childish as believing in the tooth fairy!

                    hey hey!
                    guess what i am?
                    im bisexual!

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                    • Bob4God
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                      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                      Hands folded for Jesus
                       
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 5274

                      #220
                      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      It's subversion plain and simple.
                      Look what they did to the rainbow too!
                      Mocking GOD's promise never to destro the Earth again. (With water anyway...)
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                      - Proverbs 15:3

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #221
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        Originally posted by victoria View Post
                        you are a complete idiot!
                        talking to a gay on the phone and thinking you will get aids or something is just as childish as believing in the tooth fairy!

                        hey hey!
                        guess what i am?
                        im bisexual!
                        I read about a bisexual in the paper. Never thought I'd meet one.

                        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-in-court.html
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Tallywacker Hater
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 210

                          #222
                          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                          Oh, don't worry about it.

                          What you REALLY need to worry about are public toilets. That's how they spread the homosexual virus. Use a toilet after a homosexual and *BOOM* you're gay!

                          I caught a really bad case of it; it turned me into a tranny

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #223
                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                            I wouldn't be surprised. There is a lot of suspicion that's exactly what happened to Larry Craig. You sickos will stop at nothing to defeat God's Own Party, and that includes doing whatever it takes to faggify our senators and congressmen. Boooooooooooooooo, liberals! Boooooooooo!!!
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #224
                              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                              Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
                              Oh, don't worry about it.

                              What you REALLY need to worry about are public toilets. That's how they spread the homosexual virus. Use a toilet after a homosexual and *BOOM* you're gay!

                              I caught a really bad case of it; it turned me into a tranny
                              That's why I never use a public toilet!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #225
                                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                Originally posted by victoria View Post
                                you are a complete idiot!
                                talking to a gay on the phone and thinking you will get aids or something is just as childish as believing in the tooth fairy!
                                Blasphemy! We are good Bible-believing fundamentalist Christians, how dare you compare us to the sort of people who believe in made-up fairy tales that don't exist? The only fairies I'm seeing around here are you and your queer buddies.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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