[Glendora Christianson]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

As far as phone calls . . . ask the suspected homosexual if they're calling from a pink Motorola Razor set to vibrate. If they answer yes, avoid touching your phone until you can wipe it down with alcohol.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I cleaned my computer with an antibacterial wipe just in case!

[Converter]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

There's little more to suggest that hasn't already been posted here, so just remember to be careful around these people. I pray that everything turns out okay for you.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I have firewalls and also Zomeralarm. And plenty of anti-virus.

[Wide-Open]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I don't really feel comfortable posting in this thread. If Brother Mayfield is now all full of the GRIDS demons, is there not a danger that we might catch them off him over the internet tubes?

I think that if your anti-virus program is up to date you have nothing to worry about. I use ZomerAlarm, and I didn't have anything pop up opening this thread.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I don't really feel comfortable posting in this thread. If Brother Mayfield is now all full of the GRIDS demons, is there not a danger that we might catch them off him over the internet tubes?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think I just talked to a gay

You can't fool us friend.
It's Gay-enablers like you who helps create these problems in the first place.
The Aids is given to Sodomites by God as punishment for their perverted deathstyle.
Of course these Faggits are interested in Brother Mayfield. I expect they only have to hear his deep manly tones over the Telephone or catch a glimpse of his toned body to get turned on.
It's disgusting. [ATTACH]5300[/ATTACH]

I had to quit the boy scouts because of this problem. Scout masters kept trying to get me to go into their tents for the "Secret Order of the Pole" merit badge!

[eliot mayfield]

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Friend, why on earth would he want to do that? It's bad enough he has been in contact with a homer once.

Trust me, I have heard Brother Eliot's voice, and it is a truly powerful manly one. I bet it attracts homers like dung attracts flies.

Sounds like a narrow escape there Brother!

Yes, I was shaken, but thankfully not stirred.

[Talitha]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

You silly fool. The only way you can get aids from him is if he he has it in the first place and you have sex with him or share needles. Secondly if he was gay what makes you think he'd remotely be interested in you? Do you think every straight woman you speak to is interested in you? I don't think so. Such ignorance.

You can't fool us friend.
It's Gay-enablers like you who helps create these problems in the first place.
The Aids is given to Sodomites by God as punishment for their perverted deathstyle.
Of course these Faggits are interested in Brother Mayfield. I expect they only have to hear his deep manly tones over the Telephone or catch a glimpse of his toned body to get turned on.
It's disgusting.

[bung79]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I think I just talked to a gay on the telephone. I'm very afraid. Did I enable him by not screaming scripture at him? What if he wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman? How do I know what he was doing while listening to my manly voice? I could hear a lilt in his voice and I am wary. He sounded like that Dom Delouise guy from Hollywood Squares.
Should I always just answer the phone, "


I think I'll put it on my answering machine in case he calls back!
Can I get cooties or aids over the phone?

You silly fool. The only way you can get aids from him is if he he has it in the first place and you have sex with him or share needles. Secondly if he was gay what makes you think he'd remotely be interested in you? Do you think every straight woman you speak to is interested in you? I don't think so. Such ignorance.

[Wide-Open]

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Wouldn't it be wise for you to gather further information,(if you're willing and strong) to figure if he is gay?

Friend, why on earth would he want to do that? It's bad enough he has been in contact with a homer once.

Trust me, I have heard Brother Eliot's voice, and it is a truly powerful manly one. I bet it attracts homers like dung attracts flies.

Sounds like a narrow escape there Brother!

[Millia]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Wouldn't it be wise for you to gather further information,(if you're willing and strong) to figure if he is gay? I have noticed that many straight men I know talk like that, though they are kind of stupid. They are very much married and have great, God-fearing, beliefs and children.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Mr. Mayfield, you don't need to worry about catching the AIDS over the phone. You've probably been exposed to ignorant, paranoid lunatics who beleive every conspiracy theory they hear. The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact.

So, if you talk to a man you don't know to be a True Christian™, I suggest wearing sunglasses with 100% UVA/UVB/HIV protection or at least averting your eyes. These homosexuals are very crafty; some, like that actor Rock Hudson, appear perfectly normal in every way, and could in fact be slipping you the AIDS through a deeply penetrating glance without your knowledge!!

This is just one of the many reasons God tells us:

2 Corinthians 6:14-16:

14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

If you avoid the unbelievers, Mr. Mayfield, you can avoid the AIDS!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Did he make rising inflections at the end of each statement as if they were questions, even if they weren't questions? That's a pretty good clue.

As a matter of fact he did. I sprayed the ear piece with bleach just in case.

[Nobar King]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Did he make rising inflections at the end of each statement as if they were questions, even if they weren't questions? That's a pretty good clue.