[Nobar King]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

You know what they say about right-pinkie-shifters....

[Satans Booger x3]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Alright, darling.
I shift with my right pinky, actually.
For some odd reason. I just like to better.
But if you wish, then I will most definitely type in a literate manner, as I am purely functional and posses the ability to.
Who said I was public schooled, anyways?
I certainly didn't. Thank you for making an assumption.


Also, I'm a female. Don't call me brother, I don't have a penis. Once again, I adore your ability to make false assumptions.
Don't call me sister, or and friendly pal-pal word. Ever.


And finally, 'tis a new-age internet sort of thing. I don't imagine someone your age would be all up on the new trends and the sort.

[VictoryOS]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

well your only problem here is, you can't properly read.


x3 is not times three.
it's a heart. <3 or x3

Brother, you seem to have a few problems. Punctuation seems to be a problem and your pinkie fingers seem to have a problem stretching all the way over to the shift key.

I don't know what public school you went to, but "x3" sure looks like "times three" to me. I'm sure all my fellow home-schooled Brothers and Sisters can back me up on that.

[Satans Booger x3]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

well your only problem here is, you can't properly read.


x3 is not times three.
it's a heart. <3 or x3


also. i don't believe in satan. i can't be his fool.
and it was originally "satans bride"
some ass piffle changed it.



plus, if you brag about your damned religion, i have the right to brag about my potential religion.

[VictoryOS]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

It's one thing to be a fool to Satan three times. It's quite another to go around bragging about it.

[Satans Booger x3]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

your father is a fag.
i caught him in my father's quarters just the other day.
he must have aids.
it may have been transmitted to you, too.


i suggest you bleach out your body, as you did the phone, by consuming a liter of bleach.
try ammonia, too.
it works like hell.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Every time it has been shot down in burning flames. Put down the Atari controller and pick up a Bible. Your Eternal Soul depends on it.

Excellent point Sister! In todays world, the youth are too busy indulging their sinful senses with video games and pornography. Then they come into these Godly forums, jump to the last page and try to "blow our minds". Unfortunately all of their arguments have already been put to shame by the KJV Holy Bible! Its really a sad display.

[VictoryOS]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....thats hilarious!
OH NO! I TALKED TO A GAY! ...oh jeez...
will i get AIDS? HAHAHAH
okay...first of all...
FYI...
Many gays do not have AIDS. Believe it or not, many more women/straight men have it nowadays, cause of all the drug use. The only way to even get AIDS is by sharing a needle while doing drugs, or having sexual intercourse with someone who has AIDS. You cant get it by touching/looking in their eyes...its ludicrous...wow...
COOTIES!?!?!?!? SERIUOSLY?!?!?!? WOW...am i the only one who actually knows that cooties are IMAGINARY?!?!?!? my god. um...do you masturbate while you talk to women on the phone? I THINK NOT. Gays are jstu like everyone else, only they prefer guys over girls. They dont do these things. my god.

Did you even bother reading the 300+ responses to this thread before you jumped in with your comments? The same ridiculous argument you have put forth has been brought up countless times already in this thread. Every time it has been shot down in burning flames. Put down the Atari controller and pick up a Bible. Your Eternal Soul depends on it.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I don't have aids and I stay away from gays.

[faithwhereartthou?]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I think I just talked to a gay on the telephone. I'm very afraid. Did I enable him by not screaming scripture at him? What if he wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman? How do I know what he was doing while listening to my manly voice? I could hear a lilt in his voice and I am wary. He sounded like that Dom Delouise guy from Hollywood Squares.
Should I always just answer the phone, "


I think I'll put it on my answering machine in case he calls back!
Can I get cooties or aids over the phone?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....thats hilarious!
OH NO! I TALKED TO A GAY! ...oh jeez...
will i get AIDS? HAHAHAH
okay...first of all...
FYI...
Many gays do not have AIDS. Believe it or not, many more women/straight men have it nowadays, cause of all the drug use. The only way to even get AIDS is by sharing a needle while doing drugs, or having sexual intercourse with someone who has AIDS. You cant get it by touching/looking in their eyes...its ludicrous...wow...
COOTIES!?!?!?!? SERIUOSLY?!?!?!? WOW...am i the only one who actually knows that cooties are IMAGINARY?!?!?!? my god. um...do you masturbate while you talk to women on the phone? I THINK NOT. Gays are jstu like everyone else, only they prefer guys over girls. They dont do these things. my god.

[Bob4God]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Have you apologized to JESUS? He cares the most! He cares so much He made the great sacrifice of being turned into a half-human-half-God holy hybrid to be sent to Earth, grow up, preach the truth and be killed momentarily before returning to Heaven, just because you're bisexual!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

That has to be some of the worst spelling I have ever seen! What made you act out in the first place? Satan?? Dont forget to ask the Lord for forgiveness as well!

[Kiri Charmed]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

i would like to appaligize to pastor zeke and to anyone else i had accted out to. i am truely sorry.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

THANK YOU!!!
finally, someone that is NOT blinded by Satan.

I have been blinded by Satan since I was six years of age.

Now finally I am at a Godly place where I can be shown the Light.

Only to be confronted by a perverted poo puncher such as yourself.

I hope you have a good dentist young lady, for there will be much gnashing of teeth where you are headed unless you choose to end your filthy and depraved lifestyle now (suicide will only fast track you to hell).

Praise and Glory to Jesus, it's not much to ask is it?

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

THANK YOU!!!
finally, someone that is NOT blinded by Satan.

You're both blinded by Satan.

You need to change your ways young man/lady.

Quit snuggling into the pile of unsaved trash that seduce you with this "God loves you as you are" "He hates the sin not the sinner"
HOGWASH!!! They want friends in HELL

God says:

Isa 5:20

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

I suggest you turn from your evil ways and contact any
True Christian™ Landover Pastor for some in depth consuling.