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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552
    #1

    AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

    http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2013/09/a...was-a-success/

    GLory! After a difficult year watching God's favorite country race towards the fires of Hell the American Family Assosiation has won a desicive battle for the soul of the nation! The AFA announced today that they are ending a three year boycott of Homo Depot! The company has stopped all fag enabling, and as I understand it the entire corporation is now a True Christian! Now I can buy a pile driver and all the lube I want without catching the AIDS!
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

      But will the homo depot ever be safe?

      I don't know whom to trust when I need help picking paint or sealants.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12679
          #3
          Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
          http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2013/09/a...was-a-success/

          GLory! After a difficult year watching God's favorite country race towards the fires of Hell the American Family Assosiation has won a desicive battle for the soul of the nation! The AFA announced today that they are ending a three year boycott of Homo Depot!
          That is a reason to shout, GLORY, Brother Godfly. Home Depot was brought to it knees by the AFA's boycott.

          We True Christians™ have more clout than we give ourselves credit for. If we can bring a giant corporation like Home Depot to Jesus, we can change the world.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552
              #4
              Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

              If corporations are people then they must have souls. It's good to know what religion a corperation is and if that soul is going to join us in Heaven. I may have made a mistake assuming that Homo Depot is a True Christian corperation just because it has ended its fag enabling. What if Homo Depot became Muslim?
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12679
                  #5
                  Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

                  Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                  If corporations are people then they must have souls. It's good to know what religion a corperation is and if that soul is going to join us in Heaven.
                  Deep theological questions, Brother Godfly. I'm certain corporations not only have souls, but they do their best not to sin. You see honest God-like work being accomplished by our huge grain companies, car companies and coal/nucular utilities. These are corporations that await eternities in heaven.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      Deep theological questions, Brother Godfly. I'm certain corporations not only have souls, but they do their best not to sin. You see honest God-like work being accomplished by our huge grain companies, car companies and coal/nucular utilities. These are corporations that await eternities in heaven.
                      They certainly deserve Heaven more than some to lazy to work widow with three kids, that is for sure.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Godfly
                          Descended from Rapes
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1552
                          #7
                          Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          They certainly deserve Heaven more than some to lazy to work widow with three kids, that is for sure.
                          I bet Haliburton is Baptist. I wonder what church it pays its tithes to?
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12679
                              #8
                              Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

                              Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                              I bet Haliburton is Baptist. I wonder what church it pays its tithes to?
                              I'm so pleased you mentioned Haliburton as an example of a company that is human, Godly and has a soul.

                              Haliburton has a long history or using the resources God put on early for the pleasure of man. God is no doubt pleased, for example, with Haiburton's oil fracking businesses.

                              But, Haiburton's assurrance of an eternity in heaven is its business called True Religion™. Yes, our Godly LBC and Holy Haliburton share a similar trademark:

                              marketwatch.com
                              http://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-forward-look-the-year-ahead-research-report-on-halliburton-company-core-laboratories-nv-true-religion-apparel-inc-dish-network-corp-and-virgin-media-inc-2013-03-15
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                • Thomas Taylor
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Oct 2012
                                  • 1486
                                  #9
                                  Re: AFA wins battle with Homo Depot

                                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                  I'm so pleased you mentioned Haliburton as an example of a company that is human, Godly and has a soul.

                                  Haliburton has a long history or using the resources God put on early for the pleasure of man. God is no doubt pleased, for example, with Haiburton's oil fracking businesses.

                                  But, Haiburton's assurrance of an eternity in heaven is its business called True Religion™. Yes, our Godly LBC and Holy Haliburton share a similar trademark:

                                  http://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-f...inc-2013-03-15
                                  Being a business associate with Haliburton I will attempt to convince them to tithe to Landover Baptist.

                                  Fracking is fracking fantastic (excuse the pun).

                                  We need to use all that God has given us and if the towel heads don't know how to do it we need to take it from them.

                                  There are so many places where oil is mentioned in The Holy Bible that I find it hard to decide which verse is best. Maybe this one foots the bill:

                                  Leviticus 14:16

                                  And the Priest shall dip his right finger in the oile that is in his left hand, and shall sprinckle of the oile with his finger, seuen times before the Lord
                                  Isaiah 66:15

                                  For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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