[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

88. Handling money is pretty dirty. If I can't wash my own money at home, I like to carry my charge card with me, instead.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

89. Going to the gym. Not only does the Bible tell us that "bodily exercise profiteth little" (1 Tim. 4:8), but also, the kweerboys refer to the gym as "gay church" when they think normal people aren't listening. That means that the exercise equipment and towels are bound to be crawling with AIDS germs. Even if they're not, there's the additional peril that gyms are full of sweaty, muscular, well defined, revealingly dressed men who would as soon lure you into the steam room and recruit you into the sodomite deathstyle choice as look at you.

[Mindlessness]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

90. Having anything to do with scienctology or Tom Cruise.

[eliot mayfield]

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91. Going to any theater that ever showed "Broke Back Mountain."

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

92. Attending a culinary class
93. Knowing your "astrological sign"

[Talitha]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

#94: Owning a Cat.

Everyone knows that a Cat is the Pet of choice for a Homer (after a Gerbil) and who knows what evil things they do to a Cat.
Cats are evil creatures that spread Germs through the air. They wash their private parts with their Tongues and then spread their unclean AIDS ridden fur through the air.
If you have a Pussy, shave it right away!!!!

[VictoryOS]

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95. Disco music. Of all brands of Devil's Music, this is the worst. Satan uses the pulsing beat (which is an imitation of the beastly rhythm of man-on-man gay sex) to entrance unsuspecting young men and lead them into the sodomite deathstyle.

[Talitha]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

95. Disco music. Of all brands of Devil's Music, this is the worst. Satan uses the pulsing beat (which is an imitation of the beastly rhythm of man-on-man gay sex) to entrance unsuspecting young men and lead them into the sodomite deathstyle.

Lets not forget the Rug-munching Lezbo's either Sister. With their Rug-munching Hell-bound ways.
Jesus weeps.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

96. driving a Honda nsx

[VictoryOS]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Lets not forget the Rug-munching Lezbo's either Sister. With their Rug-munching Hell-bound ways.
Jesus weeps.

Thank you Sister for pointing that out. I do admit I try not to think of those vile perverted lezbeans because they disgust me. They probably have more AIDS under their filthy fingernails than most homer men have in their entire bodies.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Thank you Sister for pointing that out. I do admit I try not to think of those vile perverted lezbeans because they disgust me. They probably have more AIDS under their filthy fingernails than most homer men have in their entire bodies.

I think you should start a new thread on that very subject sister!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Thank you Sister for pointing that out. I do admit I try not to think of those vile perverted lezbeans because they disgust me. They probably have more AIDS under their filthy fingernails than most homer men have in their entire bodies.

Actually, lesbians have a lower STD rate than gay men, straight men, or straight women.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

That is Hogwash! true Christians (tm) have a 0.0000000000000 % rate of AIDS.

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

At least Brother Mayfield offered a statistic.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Actually, lesbians have a lower STD rate than gay men, straight men, or straight women.

Why do you hate Jesus so much, that you have to come to His favorite discussion board and spew lezbanian-enabling feminazi hate speech like that?