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  • #76
    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
    No, the point I am trying to get accross is that you are scaremongering.
    Everyone knows you can't get aids from talking to a homosexual etc......
    Brother, when you talk with someone, they breathe all over you and sometimes spit a little. Are you saying breath and spit don't carry the AIDS germs?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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    • #77
      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

      you know its true about baptist churchs. The pastors tried to rape one of my friends 3 times. But he decided to join the church of satan like i did.

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      • #78
        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

        Originally posted by Led zeppelin fan View Post
        The pastors tried to rape one of my friends 3 times. But he decided to join the church of satan like i did.
        Wow! So this apparent 'Pastor' who tried to rape your friend, then joined the Church of Satan? Makes me think he probably wasn't a Pastor at all.

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        • #79
          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

          Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
          Wow! So this apparent 'Pastor' who tried to rape your friend, then joined the Church of Satan? Makes me think he probably wasn't a Pastor at all.
          Nor was your friend particularly the brightest bulb in the lamp. Most people would run after being raped once, let alone twice! But hang around for the third time? I'd say your friend is a homer.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #80
            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

            No, my friend who was almost raped by the pastor joined the church of satan. The pastor is still at the baptist church raping poor kids. I thought you would know from first hand experience that baptist pastors rape children. Thats why i got all my friends and family to join the church of satan where we will be safe in this life, and be able to punish all the rapist baptists (which unfortunately there are alot of) in hell for all eternity after we die.

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            • #81
              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

              well its hard to run away from the pastor when he sneaks into your house to get his share of buttsecks while you are sleeping. My friend was asleep in his house when the rapist came for some fresh meat. You know baptist preachers. sin is their game. They sin more than anyone at the church of satan do. Its funny when they preach against sin and us satanists do less sinning than they do. Maybe at the church of satan we need to up the sinning, more gay marriage, more abortions and a life time supply of condoms. We should have sin olympics with the baptist preachers. The problem is, the church of satan would come in second place though.

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              • #82
                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                Originally posted by Led zeppelin fan View Post
                well its hard to run away from the pastor when he sneaks into your house to get his share of buttsecks while you are sleeping. My friend was asleep in his house when the rapist came for some fresh meat. You know baptist preachers. sin is their game. [...fevered ramblings deleted]
                I don't believe a word of this, you are merely working out your fantasies, imagining yourself as a Baptist in the manner that weirdos the world over dress as nuns for personal gratification.

                I would say some pretty fine prayers and ask Jesus for forgiveness and acceptance before you find yourself fulfilling the worst of your ramblings at your so-called church.
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                • #83
                  Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                  Originally posted by Led zeppelin fan View Post
                  well its hard to run away from the pastor when he sneaks into your house to get his share of buttsecks while you are sleeping. My friend was asleep in his house when the rapist came for some fresh meat. You know baptist preachers. sin is their game. They sin more than anyone at the church of satan do. Its funny when they preach against sin and us satanists do less sinning than they do. Maybe at the church of satan we need to up the sinning, more gay marriage, more abortions and a life time supply of condoms. We should have sin olympics with the baptist preachers. The problem is, the church of satan would come in second place though.
                  It's funny how, after knowing of the peril, you your friend still neglected to lock your his door.
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                  • #84
                    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    85. I've started buying my shoes online. There are websites that ship for free, and they take anything back, so there's no hassle. It's nice knowing that I'm not trying on some shoes that someone else had tried on already.

                    How do you know someone else didn't buy them online, try them on, and return them?

                    That said, I recommend that True Christians avoid the Goodwill used clothing stores. They are good charities, and I suspect that they wash (or spray) the clothes, but you never know who owned them before that. Just be safe and buy your clothes new, preferably sealed in plastic.
                    How do you know someone in the sweatshop isn't infected?
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • #85
                      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                      That's a little paranoid, even for you.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #86
                        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        That's a little paranoid, even for you.
                        Just following your ideas to their natural conclusions.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • #87
                          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                          Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                          Just following your ideas to their natural conclusions.
                          In that case you should be repenting of your sinful ways and accepting Christ.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #88
                            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                            What would you know about 'natural'?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #89
                              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                              86: Squeezing avacados, thumping melons and inspecting other fruit and veggies in the grocery store. Homers love to cook exotic food and have spread their AIDS infested finger prints everywhere- Beware!!!!
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                              • #90
                                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                                87. Free Hare Krishna Temple vegetarian meals. That sounds suspect. In fact, just stay away from the Hare Krishnas, no matter how hungry you are.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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