[Bobby-Joe]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Do we start over at one, now?

I think we need a 101 ways you can prevent catching AIDS now.

I will do the first

Prevents Aids

#1 Drinking a cup of bleach after having sex with your wife.

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

2. Don't live in San Francisco.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

3. No sex outside of marriage. If you are a woman, you must have only one husband for your entire life, and he must be a True Christian™ as certified by the DOF. If you are a man, your wife* must be a True Christian™ virgin as certified by the DOF.

*or, God and a change in secular law willing, wives and concubines

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Wait, aren't we just doing the same thing all over again?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Wait, aren't we just doing the same thing all over again?

No Brother Nobar - this is a completely different idea. Our first list was to look at ways you could catch it - this new list would look at ways to prevent it! Glory!

An example...


Ways you could catch AIDS No 4 -

Masturbation.

Ways you could PREVENT catching AIDS No 4 -

Don't Masturbate!


You see, two completely different lists. I think this is a great idea! Praise Jesus!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

No. 5 - Don't talk to homers

No. 6 - Don't have sex with monkeys.

No. 7 - Tape your ass shut with Duct Tape when using ANY Public Transport.

No. 8 - Don't do Missionary work in Africa - the kids there are infested with it!

[Roberta]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Does anybody know why they named this plague the AIDS? I always liked GRIDS better.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

9. Obey all of God's laws (that includes tithing).

Exodus 23:25: And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

10. I heard that eating lots of salt will raise the electrolyte levels in the blood so much that the AIDS can't establish itself. The saltiness kills it before it can spread.

This makes sense, since have you heard of ocean animals getting immune deficiency syndrome? Maybe Brother Bathfire can do some experiments.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I always wear this when I am going into a group with a high percentage of homers or pansies. It just keeps my breathing air and skin clean and fresh!

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I need one of those setups to help me endure the dust storms at Burning Man.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I need one of those setups to help me endure the dust storms at Burning Man.

12 (taking Ebenezer Wright's post as #11). Don't go to Burning Man.

[mcgee]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch AIDS!

[*]Drinking from a public water fountain: drooling homers leave saliva behind and you drink it![*]Showers: droplets of water carry the AIDS germs, you breathe them in and ‘bang’ - fast train to the graveyard![*]Towels, homers rub themselves all over with these, then you rub yourself… stands to reason![*]Food, No one should ever touch your food – if a homer does touch it, the sweat and fat from the skin (crawling with AIDS germs) will get you.[*]Public transport: As AIDS gets bad, the immune system fails and head lice and other things appear. Invariably the Homer can’t afford a car, so he travels on public transport, leaving behind him a trail of insect parasites gorged with his blood (see mosquitoes above.)[/LIST]

HAHAHAHA! read a fuck!ng book, you have to ingest nearly a gallon of saliva from someone who has aids to catch it. unless they had blood in their saliva, which is different all together.

and LOL! so you dont shower, use towels, eat anywhere but your own home, and have never been un a bus, plane, subway, someone elses car?

good job saying no one should ever touch your food too. you ever been to a super market? a "gay" youched your food somewhere down the line.

so, the only way your food will never come in contact with a "homer" is if you kill it yourself, AND no gay person could ever have touched whatever you just killed/cut down/sown.


man i cant wait for you all to burn in hell for your hatred, hypocrisy, lies, and overall un-christ-like attitudes

but oh wait, you believe in jesus christ, so your automatically saved.

wrong. "faith without works is dead" < taken from the "holy book"

doesnt matter how much you believe in your god and savior, if you dont strive to be christ-like, you burn like the rest of them.

well, this is all based off of what you all believe, of course.

[Frenchy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

The men above is right. Sorry to say that, but most people over here are the same kind of those muslims fanatics who blow up themselves for a blind and yet hypocritical "faith".
Personally, I think your "faith" is just the extinguisher for your shitty and unfulfilled lives. If you've ended like this because of your parents I can't blame you. I just hope you're not brainwash your kids the same way.

[Meat that guy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Are you people serious??
I have to ask. I mean, are you all fully sheltered from any sort of real life?

If this is all for real, You guys scare yourselves on a daily basis for what? I dont understand how anyone can be as simple minded as you folks.

Its sad that people like you are even allowed to live. You judge people on a daily basis, you talk down to those you dont and refuse to understand. And then this... ways of getting aids???

lol, You do understand that there ar emore people that are gay then you think right? So.. in you backwards logic here, your saying that if you talk to someone who is gay, you will get aids... So, your sitting here saying how many people are gay on th eplanet, odds are at some point in your life you have all known, touched, talked to or looke dat someone who was gay.. and OH NOO!!!!!, you all have aids.

You people are ridiculous. Your like a sad little cult of hate mongers.

For you closed, simole minded people, I am married with 2 children and habe many a gay friend, co worked etc..... And I dont think I have aids.

Also, by the way you guys act, and that fake, constantly rewritten by arrogant male kings book you have so much faith in.... Doesnt it say not to judge people?? thats all any of you do. See you all in hell.