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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #136
    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

    Originally posted by Mee thatguy View Post
    Also, by the way you guys act, and that fake, constantly rewritten by arrogant male kings book you have so much faith in.... Doesnt it say not to judge people??
    No. Here's the closest that it comes to that:

    Matt. 7:1-2: Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

    In other words, we may judge as long as we agree to be judged by the same standards. Since I am not an AIDS-infected homer, I don't see the problem there. In fact, Jesus even told us to judge:

    John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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    • jezzah
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      • Sep 2008
      • 5

      #137
      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      You can pick and choose verses of God’s word wherever you please, but without the True Christian™ education that you so sadly lack, they are of no avail and are as chaff before the storm. (Job:21:18: They are as stubble before the wind, and as chaff that the storm carrieth away.)

      This is how to deal with plagues and for our purposes, we can take leprosy as the equivalent of AIDS:

      Le:14:32: This is the law of him in whom is the plague of leprosy, whose hand is not able to get that which pertaineth to his cleansing.
      Le:14:34: When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give to you for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a house of the land of your possession;
      Le:14:35: And he that owneth the house shall come and tell the priest, saying, It seemeth to me there is as it were a plague in the house:
      Le:14:36: Then the priest shall command that they empty the house, before the priest go into it to see the plague, that all that is in the house be not made unclean: and afterward the priest shall go in to see the house:
      Le:14:37: And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, if the plague be in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or reddish, which in sight are lower than the wall;
      Le:14:39: And the priest shall come again the seventh day, and shall look: and, behold, if the plague be spread in the walls of the house;
      Le:14:40: Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague is, and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city:
      Le:14:43: And if the plague come again, and break out in the house, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;
      Le:14:44: Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, if the plague be spread in the house, it is a fretting leprosy in the house: it is unclean.
      Le:14:48: And if the priest shall come in, and look upon it, and, behold, the plague hath not spread in the house, after the house was plaistered: then the priest shall pronounce the house clean, because the plague is healed.
      Le:14:54: This is the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and scall,

      You see, God knows a thing or two and he knows that plagues can live on plaster.

      Now we are talking basic precautions here. You will note that there isn’t much hugging and handshaking.

      99. Always have your new home re-plastered – AIDS germs live on plaster.
      "This is how to deal with plagues and for our purposes, we can take leprosy as the equivalent of AIDS:"

      How does jesus deal with plagues though...

      Luke 17:12-14
      Then as He entered a certain village, there met Him ten men who were lepers, who stood afar off. And they lifted up their voices and said, "Jesus, Master, have mercy on us!" So when He saw them, He said to them, "Go, show yourselves to the priests." And so it was that as they went, they were cleansed.

      Jesus had mercy on them

      Mark 1:40-42
      Now a leper came to Him, imploring Him, kneeling down to Him and saying to Him, "If You are willing, You can make me clean." Then Jesus, moved with compassion, stretched out His hand and touched him, and said to him, "I am willing; be cleansed." As soon as He had spoken, immediately the leprosy left him, and he was cleansed.

      Once again mery, though this time Jesus even touched him.


      It's one thing to keep yourself clean. But you should also learn to show compassion for Jesus will appreciate that you are trying to help others as he did.

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      • jezzah
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        • Sep 2008
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        #138
        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        No. Here's the closest that it comes to that:

        Matt. 7:1-2: Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

        In other words, we may judge as long as we agree to be judged by the same standards. Since I am not an AIDS-infected homer, I don't see the problem there. In fact, Jesus even told us to judge:

        That can't be right though becuase it deosn't quantify how you should judge. Basically everyone can have their own standards and everyone would be right.

        So I decide to judge you on where you live. If you live in the US then you're a moron. Ok now I will judge myself, sweet I live in Australia. K you're going to hell, sorry.

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #139
          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

          Originally posted by jezzah View Post
          That can't be right though becuase it deosn't quantify how you should judge. Basically everyone can have their own standards and everyone would be right.

          So I decide to judge you on where you live. If you live in the US then you're a mormon. Ok now I will judge myself, sweet I live in Australia. K you're going to hell, sorry.
          WE HAVE THE BIBLE WHICH INSTRUCTS US TO JUDGE YOU BY ITS STANDARDS, WHICH WE ADHERE TO.
          You have nothing but a 'bright' idea.
          So your'e going to Hell and we aren't.
          Do you have a special book which tells you otherwise?
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #140
            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

            Did anyone mention shopping at IKEA? The place is just crawling with it!
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #141
              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

              I've heard that men can catch the AIDS from eating bananas and weiners. Not women though.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #142
                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                Originally posted by jezzah View Post
                "This is how to deal with plagues and for our purposes, we can take leprosy as the equivalent of AIDS:"

                How does jesus deal with plagues though...

                Luke 17:12-14
                Then as He entered a certain village, there met Him ten men who were lepers, who stood afar off. And they lifted up their voices and said, "Jesus, Master, have mercy on us!" So when He saw them, He said to them, "Go, show yourselves to the priests." And so it was that as they went, they were cleansed.

                Jesus had mercy on them

                Mark 1:40-42
                Now a leper came to Him, imploring Him, kneeling down to Him and saying to Him, "If You are willing, You can make me clean." Then Jesus, moved with compassion, stretched out His hand and touched him, and said to him, "I am willing; be cleansed." As soon as He had spoken, immediately the leprosy left him, and he was cleansed.

                Once again mery, though this time Jesus even touched him.


                It's one thing to keep yourself clean. But you should also learn to show compassion for Jesus will appreciate that you are trying to help others as he did.
                Originally posted by jezzah View Post
                That can't be right though becuase it deosn't quantify how you should judge. Basically everyone can have their own standards and everyone would be right.

                So I decide to judge you on where you live. If you live in the US then you're a mormon. Ok now I will judge myself, sweet I live in Australia. K you're going to hell, sorry.
                So in one post you tell us to act as Jesus did, and in the next you say that Jesus was wrong. My word, but you're confused.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Senior Loopy
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                  • Oct 2008
                  • 37

                  #143
                  Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                  Just because a person is gay does not mean he has AIDS. I am gay and I am HIV- and plan on staying that way.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #144
                    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                    Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                    Just because a person is gay does not mean he has AIDS. I am gay and I am HIV- and plan on staying that way.
                    You can "plan" all you like. Jesus will punish you by giving you the AIDS if and when He sees fit. Jesus always wins.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Senior Loopy
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                      • Oct 2008
                      • 37

                      #145
                      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      You can "plan" all you like. Jesus will punish you by giving you the AIDS if and when He sees fit. Jesus always wins.
                      How am I supposed to get AIDS when I haven't had sex yet? I want to wait until I get married (if you people will ever let me).

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #146
                        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                        Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                        How am I supposed to get AIDS when I haven't had sex yet?
                        First off, you queerboys are born liars, so how do we know if you've engaged in sodomy or not? And how do you even know if you're queer when you claim you haven't indulged in that pervertion yet?

                        The point is, Jesus gives out the AIDS. He decides. Jesus will kill you in whatever way He sees fit, nancy. Probably sooner rather than later.


                        Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                        I want to wait until I get married (if you people will ever let me).
                        If you want to get married, then find a nice girl and do what God intended. Who's stopping you? What a crazy thing to say.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Senior Loopy
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                          • Oct 2008
                          • 37

                          #147
                          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          First off, you queerboys are born liars, so how do we know if you've engaged in sodomy or not? And how do you even know if you're queer when you claim you haven't indulged in that pervertion yet?
                          Fair question. I've kissed girls and I've kissed boys. I like kissing the boys. I wanted to go further but I have self control.

                          The point is, Jesus gives out the AIDS. He decides. Jesus will kill you in whatever way He sees fit, nancy. Probably sooner rather than later.
                          To me I'll say AIDS is partially a lifestyle related disease because the two main ways to get AIDS are unprotected sex and IV drug use. If you don't do either of those you're probably safe. I don't do either. Like I said I'm still a virgin but when I do have sex I plan on being safe and I plan on being in a committed relationship (married if possible).

                          If you want to get married, then find a nice girl and do what God intended. Who's stopping you? What a crazy thing to say.
                          God intended for me to marry a girl that I don't love? If I'm going to wake up next to someone for the rest of my life I want it to be someone I enjoy waking up next to.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #148
                            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                            Originally posted by Senor Droopy View Post
                            How am I supposed to get AIDS when I haven't had sex yet? I want to wait until I get married (if you people will ever let me).
                            As Pastor Ezekiel has noted, there is nothing stopping you from marrying.

                            Why, our own Sister Mary Maria's husband went through the Betty Bowers BASH program (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals), became a successful ex-gay, and married her in a Landover church ceremony!
                            Originally posted by Inyour Poopy View Post
                            God intended for me to marry a girl that I don't love? If I'm going to wake up next to someone for the rest of my life I want it to be someone I enjoy waking up next to.
                            The purpose of marriage is to raise up soldiers for Christ, and to ensure that your wealth goes to your children instead of little bastards from other men.

                            Buggering your butt-buddy does not raise up soldiers for Christ, and produces no children to inherit your wealth.

                            It is also an abomination before God, as He declares in His Word, and a crime worthy of death under His Law. It is listed among those who will not inherit the Kingdom of God (Heaven). Yep, you'll go to the Lake of Fire.

                            Haven't you ever read the Bible, friend?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Archetypical Fool
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 12

                              #149
                              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                              There is only one mode of HIV transmission and that is through internalizing infected fluids.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #150
                                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                                Originally posted by Archetype View Post
                                There is only one mode of HIV transmission and that is through internalizing infected fluids.
                                What do you know? Are you a doctor? Or do you get all of your information from the internets?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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