[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Actually, lesbians have a lower STD rate than gay men, straight men, or straight women.

Then why do they have a life expectancy 34 years lower than that of normal women?

The lesbian life expectancy was age 46 and 24 percent reached the age of 65 compared with 85 percent of married women.

Female homosexuals suffer a reduced life expectancy of about 34 years.

[Nobar King]

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That's a lot of years. Since those sinners have so much time to rack up violations, I suspect that the penalty is cumulative in this case.

2 years for sodomy.
3 years for raising gay children.
1 year for wearing mens' clothes.

etc...

[Ebenezer Wright]

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97. Truck "balls".
I saw this fool last evening, he clearly had the disease. I am quite certain it was from the perverted/dirty "balls" hanging from his truck. Sick!

[JennyD]

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Brothers and Sisters, it occurs to me that we may be doing something horribly wrong, and against God's Will, by growing this thread!

I think we should all take a step back.

We should look at what it is we're writing. Vile, isn't it? I, for one, get queasy with each description of a horrific act which can infect one with the AIDS.

Think of the impressionable young folk who will read this thread. Imagine their virgin eyes seeing these depravities described in graphic detail, like a Harlequin romance novel!




Now, tell me: Do you really think God wants us to write a "How-To" suicide thread for emos?!

[Talitha]

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Now, tell me: Do you really think God wants us to write a "How-To" suicide thread for emos?!

Whilst you raise a perfectly valid point Sister (even for a fellow female) I have to ask the question; "does it REALLY matter?"
I mean It's not like they are real people or anything, and they're going to do it anyway.

[Mindlessness]

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Lets us not outcast those with aids as the people of the ancient did with leapers but rather to welcome to our homes like good Christians, to understand that live AIDS you have to so much courage to even get out of bed each morning and to resist suicide.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I mean It's not like they are real people or anything, and they're going to do it anyway.

98. Which got me thinking, I would avoid all contact with the poor – they tend to be simplistic, gullible, and believe anything they see on the Fox Network. Thus they will think that AIDS is difficult to transmit and cannot happen to them.

The reality is different; they just do not have the intelligence and drive to raise themselves from the cess-pit of multiple occupancy housing and thus rub shoulders (and for all I know other body parts) with the whole gamut of other poor people, foreigners and manual workers, 93% of whom are likely to be festering Aids sufferers living on welfare hand-outs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Lets us not outcast those with aids as the people of the ancient did with leapers

Ge:31:12: And he said, Lift up now thine eyes, and see, all the rams which leap upon the cattle are ringstraked, speckled, and grisled: for I have seen all that Laban doeth unto thee. The Lord tells us to be cautious about things that leap!

but rather to welcome to our homes like good Christians,

I don't recall Jesus inviting many AIDS cases home

to understand that live AIDS you have to so much courage to even get out of bed each morning and to resist suicide.

Did they also have "the courage" to ignore all this Godly advice and thus have The Lord curse them with AIDS in the first place?

[Mindlessness]

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Jesus didn't have to face people with AIDS because it didn't exsist then. And this Godly advice has just appeared so not many people would access to it, if you can call this list of outrageous hate advice, I've touched a homeless person and i don't have AIDS! i've shaken hands with many Gay people and i don't have AIDS, and because people are probably going to ask me this, no i am not gay.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I've touched a homeless person and i don't have AIDS! i've shaken hands with many Gay people and i don't have AIDS, and because people are probably going to ask me this, no i am not gay.

Nevertheless, if, in future, you would be so good as to type all your posts whilst wearing Marigolds dipped in a proprietary disinfectant, we would feel a little more secure.

[Mindlessness]

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Yes please do continue to say things that require no thought to go on in your head, it will just solidify my victory!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Yes please do continue to say things that require no thought to go on in your head, it will just solidify my victory!

You can pick and choose verses of God’s word wherever you please, but without the True Christian™ education that you so sadly lack, they are of no avail and are as chaff before the storm. (Job:21:18: They are as stubble before the wind, and as chaff that the storm carrieth away.)

This is how to deal with plagues and for our purposes, we can take leprosy as the equivalent of AIDS:

Le:14:32: This is the law of him in whom is the plague of leprosy, whose hand is not able to get that which pertaineth to his cleansing.
Le:14:34: When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give to you for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a house of the land of your possession;
Le:14:35: And he that owneth the house shall come and tell the priest, saying, It seemeth to me there is as it were a plague in the house:
Le:14:36: Then the priest shall command that they empty the house, before the priest go into it to see the plague, that all that is in the house be not made unclean: and afterward the priest shall go in to see the house:
Le:14:37: And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, if the plague be in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or reddish, which in sight are lower than the wall;
Le:14:39: And the priest shall come again the seventh day, and shall look: and, behold, if the plague be spread in the walls of the house;
Le:14:40: Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague is, and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city:
Le:14:43: And if the plague come again, and break out in the house, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;
Le:14:44: Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, if the plague be spread in the house, it is a fretting leprosy in the house: it is unclean.
Le:14:48: And if the priest shall come in, and look upon it, and, behold, the plague hath not spread in the house, after the house was plaistered: then the priest shall pronounce the house clean, because the plague is healed.
Le:14:54: This is the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and scall,

You see, God knows a thing or two and he knows that plagues can live on plaster.

Now we are talking basic precautions here. You will note that there isn’t much hugging and handshaking.

99. Always have your new home re-plastered – AIDS germs live on plaster.

[eliot mayfield]

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99. Stay away from confessinal booths. I here that's where the Priests bugger the altar boys.

[Bob4God]

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100. Christ Hater Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie coming out soon about his faggoty character named Bruno. I hear the whole point of it is to glorify the homo lifestyle, and portray all normal people as stupid.

101 (Ha! It's all mine!). Hair salons, where it is a known meeting place for queers who enjoy doing hair, painting their nails and prancing about in the presence of other gay men and kiss each other while they wait for their body wax to dry.

[Nobar King]

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Do we start over at one, now?