[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Ponce, I need to gauge the opinion of the man on the street. In your estimation, who has the larger manhood? President Trump or First Warrior Hegseth. Or who? Prince Clarence is excluded on race grounds - affirmative action at its finest.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I close my eyes and imagine. Trump's is small and uncircumcised, similar to Julius Caesar, but like a shriveled sad elephant. Hegseth is clearly packing, a fat, cut hog, thrusting and angry. Is this helpful, doctor?