Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

[BenLovesGod]

I made an account here in 2011. Before most of you could spell Christian, just because I have been spreading the word elsewhere, don't make me unsaved..


#godisreal

[VictoryOS]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

In three years, you've made 15 posts here. I got out my calculator and determined that you average 5 posts per year. This is not nearly enough to show the Pastors your devotion to God.

We can't just take your word for it. You must stick around and show us your Devotion to the Good Word. Hellbound trash are always using lies to try to infiltrate our Church and do their master's (satan) bidding. Surely you understand, as a man of God.

maybe it would help if you could fill us in on your Walk with the Lord these past years since you've been gone.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

Hi Ben,

What's your name, age, favorite verse, and church? Please follow the instructions. Also, you may believe you are saved, but do you match up PERFECTLY with the Bible obeying ALL of its commands. It's a really hard task, but God mandates it. Let us see your True Christian behavior, if you are not an Unsaved person; I am still working on developing my own Christian behavior.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

In three years, you've made 15 posts here. I got out my calculator and determined that you average 5 posts per year. This is not nearly enough to show the Pastors your devotion to God.

We can't just take your word for it. You must stick around and show us your Devotion to the Good Word. Hellbound trash are always using lies to try to infiltrate our Church and do their master's (satan) bidding. Surely you understand, as a man of God.

maybe it would help if you could fill us in on your Walk with the Lord these past years since you've been gone.

I totally agree, immaculate Sister. The question is not whether Ben loves God but if God loves Ben! If he's been pious enough and walked in all of God's commandments on the narrow path to Heaven. That remains to be seen.

2 Corinthians 9:7
Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.


As we can see above, tithing is a good start to eventually gain God's love.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

I made an account here in 2011. Before most of you could spell Christian, just because I have been spreading the word elsewhere, don't make me unsaved..


#godisreal

You seem hostile, Ben. Actions of this nature will delay your investigation, or worse, cause the investigation to go badly for you.


As Sister Victory OS has pointed out, you have made little show of your stated devotion. This could lead to suspicion. You could easily be one of the Devil's people come to vex us.


Please do tell us more of your walk with Jesus. It must be difficult to be a Christian in Washington and especially in Seattle. It is said that the Devil's people are strong there and that there are but few Christians among them all. We have often discussed the Lord's anger against the West Coast and the likelihood that it will soon be at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean or blown to smithereens by God's anger. How long do you reckon it is until God's wrath falls on your area?


God Bless!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

Dear friend:

This issue was addressed in the thread that you were supposed to read before posting.

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

Let me get real biblical real quick.

In three years, you've made 15 posts here. I got out my calculator and determined that you average 5 posts per year. This is not nearly enough to show the Pastors your devotion to God.

We can't just take your word for it. You must stick around and show us your Devotion to the Good Word. Hellbound trash are always using lies to try to infiltrate our Church and do their master's (satan) bidding. Surely you understand, as a man of God.

maybe it would help if you could fill us in on your Walk with the Lord these past years since you've been gone.

Would you rather someone who goes to church 100 times in a year or someone who goes not every Sunday but every Sunday he is able and through his life?

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

Hi Ben,

What's your name, age, favorite verse, and church? Please follow the instructions. Also, you may believe you are saved, but do you match up PERFECTLY with the Bible obeying ALL of its commands. It's a really hard task, but God mandates it. Let us see your True Christian behavior, if you are not an Unsaved person; I am still working on developing my own Christian behavior.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Ben/23/Favorite? try and get me to choose.


I wish I could answer all of your questions but I have got some real sinners to save/ridd

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

Let me get real biblical real quick.



Would you rather someone who goes to church 100 times in a year or someone who goes not every Sunday but every Sunday he is able and through his life?

What does that mean dear, to be "able and through" your life? In any case, you promised us you'd get "real Biblical real quick." When shall we see this!

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

What does that mean dear, to be "able and through" your life? In any case, you promised us you'd get "real Biblical real quick." When shall we see this!

Soon I hope, Perhaps I need more guidance then I had originally thought.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

Let me get real biblical real quick.



Would you rather someone who goes to church 100 times in a year or someone who goes not every Sunday but every Sunday he is able and through his life?

This reminds me of those inane redditors who say things like, "would you rather fight 1 godzilla sized midget or 100 midget sized godzillas?". I always find such questions a waste of bandwidth.

Yours in Christ.
JGS

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

I have been spreading the word elsewhere, don't make me unsaved..

Nonsense. Time you have spent on sleeping, eating or doing nothing could have been spend on serving Jesus instead.

It is very important to realize you never do enough to please Jesus (Romans 3:23).

Only once you realize you are a complete failure in Jesus' eyes (Romans 3:10), your long and uncertain road to salvation can start (Matthew 7:13-14).

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

you guys are right, I will open up the old testament and get reading

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

you guys are right, I will open up the old testament and get reading

Of course we're right; We have God on our side. Now why don't you stow the attitude and start over again. How old are you? What Church do you attend, if any? Why don't you properly capitalize words like Old Testament? How many times have you snorted the marijuana and gotten gay married up there in Godless Seattle?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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[James Hutchins]

Re: Listen yall it says im unsaved but im saved

I made an account here in 2011. Before most of you could spell Christian, just because I have been spreading the word elsewhere, don't make me unsaved..


#godisreal

Friend, I am not sure what you have been spreading, no doubt it smears and is fragrant.

A True Christian(tm) does not 'spread the word'. He exposes it. He makes sure that everyone knows what the Bible says and does not pick out bits and pieces.

Until you accept the ENTIRE Bible, you are unsaved and most assuredly, are trash. The Bible tells us so. You see friend, I welcome everyone with open arms and cradle them tight to my firm bosom. Though I'll never turn my back on a non-Christian. you never know what they might do.